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Lindsey Graham Needs To Bomb Iran So Badly

Oh man, when John Bolton finds out about this he is going to jizz red, white & blue:

Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said Monday that the United States must be prepared to use military force to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon — and added that the last-resort step should be taken with the goal of overthrowing Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

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