What is the most important thing Sarah Palin is doing today? Surprisingly, the answer is not “beating Bristol with a two-by-four as punishment for finishing behind Rick Fox on Dancing With The Stars.” No, the elder Palin’s most vital pursuit of the day is once again selfishly usurping Michele Bachmann’s weekly Wonkette vlog. But fret not, Bachmanniacs! The greatest feminist Minnesota has ever produced appears at the beginning of this video of shame. Prepare your guilt-boners and enter the very special world of these Republican pretty hate machines.