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September 20, 2010

BP Oil Well Declared ‘Dead’, World Mourns

by Riley Waggaman  

Today’s must-read obituary:

After a weekend of pouring cement into the base of the ruptured well in the Gulf of Mexico, pressure tests conducted early Sunday confirmed the seal was holding, former Coast Guard Adm. Thad Allen said announced. The Interior Department agency that regulates offshore drilling pronounced the well dead at 5:54 a.m. (6:54 a.m. ET), Allen said in a written statement.

The BP oil well is survived by a whole bunch of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, and Tony Hayward. R.I.P.

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ttommyunger October 27, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Proving only that Soulless, Amoral Cocksuckers stick together. Yes, I see Scalia, Roberts, Thomas and Alito as one Soulless Corporate Cocksucking, Entity.

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