Sarah Palin Is Persecuted Jesus Plus Esther Plus Obama-Jesus

The Weekly Standard pamphlet for common-sense Americans has obtained an EXCLUSIVE advanced copy of the paperback version of The Persecution of Sarah Palinby Matthew Continetti, who also just happens to be their personal property. The book, which tells the story of how the media wants Palin to cry all the time, has been endorsed by none other than the persecuted Palin herself. This means she is now at least two Biblical figures: Jesus, and "the new Esther." But she might even be more than two, because she is many, many things.

As for "new Esther": that one comes from God himself. Over at Vanity Fair , Sarah Palin correspondent Michael Joseph Gross (a homosexual) posts the contents of an email he procured -- in that sleazy, sneaky, GAY reporter way -- in which wingnut pastor-person Lou Engle creepily makes himself and Palin out to be fulfilling Biblical destinies:

Sarah, I could be wrong, but I've been praying for five years for an Esther, with dreams of being a Mordecai to that Esther. I believe you're the one and I think you're even wearing a life band. Tonight don't be ashamed to plead for the life of the unborn and all the wounded woman who have gone through this holocaust. You can throw this email away, but I have 50 young people fasting and praying day and night who are shouting tonight: "Grace, grace to you!"

WEIRDO. "Tonight" apparently refers to Palin's debate with then Vice-Presidential candidate Joe Biden during the '08 election sweepstakes. Gross shares the email to Prove a Point: that Palin is crazy. He's being jealous again!

A Google of "Sarah Palin" turns up a bunch of other nicknames Palin uses and roles she plays. An Irish leprechaun lady called her and her abstinent BFF Christine O'Donnell "Irish Americans," and the primary creators of the Tea Party look.Palin is also her abstinent daughter Bristol's "number one cheerleader,"and a"pro-life feminist." She made up those last two names for herself, but with God's help.

Palin establishes patterns and has an effect. She is losing support yet the 2012 "frontrunner?". She's even been touted as the next Barack Obama , who was Jesus for a while until Palin stole the title away from him in a prize fight. [ Weekly Standard / Vanity Fair ]