Carla Bruni Shocked By Michelle Obama's Sexy Secret
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Carla Bruni Shocked By Michelle Obama's Sexy Secret
When French first lady Carla Bruni spoke with our first lady Michelle Obama in March, demonic secrets were exchanged.
TheNew York Daily Newsrewrites a LondonDaily Mailarticle rewritten from publicity materials issued by the publisher of a new Carla Bruni biography:
Bruni recalls she asked Michelle Obama about her role as the wife to the President of the United States.
The First Lady allegedly replied, "Don't ask! It's hell. I can't stand it!"
Hell, eh? Isn't that where the ChristianDevillives, with all the dead Hitlers and Godzillas and Popes and whatever?
But nobody knows what the book really says, because it is in French. [ NY Daily News / White House photo by Chuck Kennedy ]
I’m looking at that picture and Carla is sinking into the couch like a normal human being but Michelle is not putting dent in her couch! Either that was photoshopped or Michelle is made of helium.