Carla Bruni Shocked By Michelle Obama’s Sexy Secret

  and then they brushed each other's hair

Observez-moi de haut en bas<br /><noscript><img src=When French first lady Carla Bruni spoke with our first lady Michelle Obama in March, demonic secrets were exchanged.

The New York Daily News rewrites a London Daily Mail article rewritten from publicity materials issued by the publisher of a new Carla Bruni biography:

Bruni recalls she asked Michelle Obama about her role as the wife to the President of the United States.

The First Lady allegedly replied, “Don’t ask! It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”

Hell, eh? Isn’t that where the Christian Devil lives, with all the dead Hitlers and Godzillas and Popes and whatever?

But nobody knows what the book really says, because it is in French. [NY Daily News/White House photo by Chuck Kennedy]

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