- Evolution is proven once and for all to be a lie because automobiles don’t evolve via natural selection. [Institute For Creation Research]
- The National Republican Senatorial Committee is exactly the same as Darth Vader and the teabaggers are basically Yoda because of their infinite wisdom. [RedState]
- “Keynesian socialist” Barack Obama is here to steal your granny’s retirement fund so he can top off his swimming pool filled with the ill-begotten currency of the rich, à la Scrooge McDuck. [American Thinker]
- If only human trafficking were legal, America would be a much more constitutional place, like the Sudan. [Big Government]
- America is the Titanic and Obama is the giant iceberg and is therefore personally responsible for the tragic death of Leonardo DiCaprio. [Personal Liberty]
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