Andrew Breitbart Gropes Youth At 9/12 Death Picnic
Your Wonkette foolishly agreed to help Liz Glover and her fancy VICE Teevee crew "cover" the 9/12 FreedomWorks picnic. We will file a full report on this monstrosity shortly, but until then: Andrew Breitbart fingerbanged Riley Waggaman, and it was weird and probably illegal.
Look at Liz Glover, laughing instead of calling 9/11.
Many thanks to photojournalist Jeff Malet (visit him on the World Wide Web right here) for documenting this patriotic embrace. (The second photo, the one where Liz is not helping, was taken by a lady from National Geographic . Why was she at the 9/12 rally? To see the wild animals hump things, duh.)
The eyes! The eyes! Do this, look at the whole picture...Riley's expression is one of surprised good humor. Now, move the picture so that only his eyes show. Note the expression is now one of "OMFG - What is Father Flanagan doing back there?!)"
I'm guessing Breitbart smelled like cabbage, dirty socks, and Pabst Blue Ribbon?