Andrew Breitbart Gropes Youth At 9/12 Death Picnic

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Big Sexytime.Your Wonkette foolishly agreed to help Liz Glover and her fancy VICE Teevee crew “cover” the 9/12 FreedomWorks picnic. We will file a full report on this monstrosity shortly, but until then: Andrew Breitbart fingerbanged Riley Waggaman, and it was weird and probably illegal.

Everyone loves Everyone (as long as 'everyone' is white.Look at Liz Glover, laughing instead of calling 9/11.

Many thanks to photojournalist Jeff Malet (visit him on the World Wide Web right here) for documenting this patriotic embrace. (The second photo, the one where Liz is not helping, was taken by a lady from National Geographic. Why was she at the 9/12 rally? To see the wild animals hump things, duh.)

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Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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