Palin-Beck Death Porn In the Land of the Midnight 9/11
Wonkette Northern Terrortories Warblogger Bill Scannell is with the Death/Christ Cult tonight, awaiting the biggest 9/11 pornography event ever to be held half a world away from either the NYC/Pentagon/Pennsylvania sites of the terrorismorthe Middle Eastern homelands of the terrorists. Surely this will be the most irrelevant 9/11 Celebration ever!
Scannell reports via iPhone:
It's a Very Special NineElevenâ„ Day in Alaska as Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin prepare to NeverForgetâ„¢ at the Dena'ina Center in Anchorage. There are still plenty of tickets for sale for the event, which kicks off at 8PM Alaska Time.
Earlier today, 300 or so WTC fetishists gathered at the infamous Wasilla Sports Center to rub one out to a 9/11 slideshow, hear Astroturf Joe Miller be described as "not some hick out of the woods" by a fundamentalist preacher named Roach, and briefly see the Quitta from Wasilla in the flesh. She mumbled some word salad about "the troops," as usual.
This "Conservative Group Patriots Rally" allowed everyone to come for free, unlike tonight's Beck/Palin 9/11 sploogefest. Tickets are running between $73.75 and $225; and it remains to be seen whether the crazies are willing to go even deeper into credit card debt when they've already had their Three Minute Hate for nothing and the hicks for free.
All is quiet outside the Grifter Center. It's one of the few beautiful days Anchorage has had all summer, which might suppress wingtard turnout.
Stay tuned for shocking tales from within the terrordome! When it's 8 p.m. in Anchorage, it's already Sunday morning in DC and New York, so you folks will already be celebrating 9/12! (So drink up now?)
my cat just jumped 3/4 of the way up the screen door.
LittleCat Z rocks wasilla.
C'mon, Teabaggers, you're not really trying. A fundamentalist preacher named "Roach"? You're giving away points here. Try something like "The Rev. Dr. Rod Awesomeputz" or "Pastor Americavictory."
We're listening, Sarah. Announce unto us. Announce thy hat into the ring. Thy people await thine utterance. Refudiate not thine candidacy for the Presidency. And then give us some fancy pageant walkin'.