Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Blind
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Is Arnold flying across Alaska, or is he so enormous and Austrian that he can just "be over" Anchorage, and look down on it as he searches for Russia? It's almost impossible to know, even if you inspect the accompanying "twitpic" very carefully, which we did. Point is: Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to get his ass to LensCrafters. Okay, now insert your "David Paterson also has a hard time seeing Russia" joke right here: ___________________ . [ The Hill ]
Oh blinding light! Oh light that blinds! I cannot see--please look out for me.
Hey Arnold! Tell Sarah how you can see Mexico from your house. Or how you could see real Nazis from your crib.