Heineken? Fuck that shit.What better drink to enjoy when you and yours snuggle on the couch to watch some good old-fashioned queeran burning this Saturday? PBR, of course! A beer that reminds us that good things can come from Real America. Whether you think it tastes like pee or you actually enjoy it, here’s (almost) everywhere you can go in DC to guzzle this semi-precious liquid:

PBR: You can get it in a can, or a bottle, or you can even get it on tap — that is, if you actually like it and don’t just drink it so others know you’re drinking it. Sometimes it’s listed on menus by its nickname, and sometimes it’s referred to by its full name. Sometimes, for reasons we don’t understand, it costs $5. Where to find PBR in DC:

PBR in a can:

  • Chef Ikes, $2
  • Atomic Billiards, $2.50
  • The Blaugard, $2.50
  • Social, $2.50
  • Union Pub, $2.50
  • Red Derby, $3
  • Rocket Bar, $3
  • Solly’s, $3 (It’s *always* $3 at Solly’s)
  • Sticky Rice, $3 (But if it rains before 10PM, it’s only $1)
  • Townhouse Tavern, $3
  • Tryst, $3
  • Breadsoda, $4

PBR in a bottle:

  • Argonaut, $3
  • The Raven, $3
  • Wonderland, $3
  • Toledo lounge, $4
  • Looking Glass Lounge, $4
  • Tonic, $5

PBR on tap:

  • Thunder Burger, $3
  • Black Cat: $3.50
  • Meridian Pint, $4

Monday-Friday, the cheapest place in DC to get PBR? Legal Sea Foods, where a can of PBR is just $1.95.

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