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Animal Rights Activist Sent Back To Prison For Facebook-Friending Animal Friends

Are you worried that “poking” people on Facebook might be a violation of your parole? Well it is, so don’t do it:

The longtime radical animal liberation activist Rod Coronado has been sent back to prison for four months after a US district judge in Michigan ruled he had violated the terms of his parole. Coronado’s offense was associating with fellow radical activist Mike Roselle by accepting a friend request from Roselle on the social networking website Facebook.

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