This thing is debuting October 4 and will be called Parker Spitzer , which is what all good trailer-park Americans are naming their children these days, because they saw some celebrity name their child that. Will we get to witness these amazing Spitzer sports comedy stylings we see a glimpse of at the : 45 mark EVERY NIGHT? For the future of American political discourse, we can only hope. [ CNN ]
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I'd imagine that had Jon Stewart known in 2004 that cable news would mostly turn into televised AM radio, he might have reconsidered his comments.
Though Tucker Carlson is still a dick.
:-)