Look what your favorite ex-president put up on his Facebook page today, ladies! According to tradition, when the George W. Bush 9/11 boner sees its shadow, that means six more weeks of 9/11. Hooray!
Also, haha, Fox & Friends‘ Brian Kilmeade doesn’t want to look at that boner and its vibrant boner patriotism. “It’s optimistic about America because it’s optimistic about the people of America.” [Facebook via Wonkette operative “Andrew L.”]