you think 9/11 is awkward for obama politico?

Bulge In George W. Bush’s Pants Means 9/11 Is Just Around the Corner!

This guy REALLY likes the troops, these golfing ones specifically.Look what your favorite ex-president put up on his Facebook page today, ladies! According to tradition, when the George W. Bush 9/11 boner sees its shadow, that means six more weeks of 9/11. Hooray!

Also, haha, Fox & Friends‘ Brian Kilmeade doesn’t want to look at that boner and its vibrant boner patriotism. “It’s optimistic about America because it’s optimistic about the people of America.” [Facebook via Wonkette operative "Andrew L."]

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