Black person from Harlem Bill Clinton is headin’ to Arkansas, for some sort of pagan harvest dance in celebration of Blanche Lincoln losing her virginity or something:

Former President Bill Clinton, who strongly supported Senator Blanche Lincoln in her primary battle this year, is heading back to Arkansas next week to stump for her.

Mr. Clinton, who spent a dozen years as governor of Arkansas, will attend a Sept. 8 event in Little Rock celebrating Ms. Lincoln’s one-year anniversary as chairwoman of the Senate Agriculture Committee, according to a release from the Lincoln campaign.

Just make sure there’s enough Arkansas lard BBQ for Bill Clinton!

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