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Our newly redesigned website now has a scooter ramp, apparently.If there’s one lesson we all must learn, it’s that people who ride around on scooters are people too. Granted, they have lost the basic human ability to walk, and would not have survived the world at any point in history except right about now, but genetically speaking, they are human. According to blog Jesus ethics, we must be nice to these people, for the more advanced scooter models now have Internet access and a WebTV keyboard built in, and thus these people can yell at us via e-mail.

FROM: [redacted]puppylove@gmail.com
TO: tips@wonkette.com
SUBJECT: Wonkette you should be ashamed

I Am SO DISAPPOINTED THAT THIS WAS POSTED BUT EVERYONE IS NOT AWARE OF WHEN ONE SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT IS BEING POSTED AND HOW IT mAY mAKE ONE FEEL
Personally Karen I am SHOCKED that you isolated those in scooters into your political views when you do not even know someones politcal views Which this year has been turmoil in many peoples hearts I never discuss politics as everyone knows it is the Golden Rule but this infuriated me about the scooter people with the lardbottoms that can not drive them etc
FYI-when I go to museums Disney world large museums European tours many times i take my scooter that mind you I paid for myself NOT THE GOVERNment
God willing you will never have to know what it feels like to have too use a scooter and I pray people will see the real me through the scooter but sometimes it is what it is and when things like this pop up it reminds me of the shallowness of how deep people are willing to really see someone and for that I am sorry
I would appreciate some caution and not putting all of us who use scooters as a pawn for political convictions!!!!!
i plan to contact wonkette

Haha, she called Ken “Karen.” Maybe? It’s sort of hard to understand.

Either way, we now must invest in groundbreaking new technology for the future of our nation: transparent scooters! It is time for this bigotry against scooter people to end, and the only way to do that is if non-scooter people are able to see through scooters! A million scooter people shall drive their scooters on Washington! They are not just a pawn in our evil game of “having political convictions!”

We plan to blog about this e-mail.

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