The quill and ink should be replaced with a BlackBerry, but otherwise, yes. GET IT DONE, CONGRESS. Team Sarah: America’s Idea Factory. [Team Sarah]
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Is that her “serious” face, or her normal stupid-constipated one?
Her fat pasty supporters are here in DC. I understand now that if you wear an American flag shirt over your incredibly fat stomach(and shorts over your incredibly fat butt), you are a better person and more patriotic then me. I even saw and heard a few on the green line(they didn’t listen to the Maine teabagger) – luckily none of the black ,brown, gay, immigrant sorts did anything to them- but I wanted to!
Put her tits on it and EVERYONE will want a $100 bill.
I’ll give you five twenties for a quitter.
I don’t think Jack should have to go on that blog until and unless he’s drunk as a skunk, although, to tell the truth, I’ve never seen a drunk skunk.
I don’t think they even print $100 bills anymore. The only time I see cash is when I take my week’s findings to the CoinStar at Kroger’s.
Can anyone copy and paste the teamsarah stuff? No way am I going to give those clowns my name, email and phone number just so I can read their site.
I quit my job once. Can I be on the $50?
She represent the dumb Jesus-y real ‘merkins much better than that liberal atheist France-loving scientist they’ve got on the bills now.
[re=647544]fishead[/re]: Your name is John Smith. Your email is me@jamabunchofrandomkeys.com. Your phone number is (123) 456-7890.
That $100 bill is queerer than a $3 bill.
Like any of Sarah’s fans have ever even seen a $100 bill. Their local Piggly Wiggly just takes stuck-together coins & welfare cards.
This is only to be used in a strip club.
Man, and I thought Ben Franklin was goofy lookin’…
[re=647537]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Thought all you guys preferred Megan’s ?
[re=647553]Words[/re]: Hers will be on the $50
Fiat currency? I think not. Put Sarah’s picture on a gold coin and the TP’ers will want them more then Rush Limbaugh wants boner pills. More than Newt Gingrich wants a new wife. More than Glenn Beck wants the end times.
The moneychangers are in the temple.
[re=647544]fishead[/re]: Use mailinator.com for temp e-mail addresses.
How many “Bachmannnn Shillings” in a “Palin Hundred?” and for that matter, what’s the exchange rate to Schrute-Bucks?
[re=647540]Katydid[/re]: Skunks are lousy tee-totalers. Their badger brethren, however, know how to really tie on one.
http://in.reuters.com/article/idINIndia-40903920090708
[re=647560]just pixels[/re]: How ’bout we just gay marry Limbaugh and Gingrich and have them stick their collective boner in Beck’s end times?
[re=647553]Words[/re]: True, Meghan’s tits are like a shinning city on top of a hill.
I’m too shocked by Jenna Jameson’s video to comment. Oo la la.
yeah, fuck it, go ahead. i can’t think of a more appropriate way to illustrate the true value of the both the currency and the government that issues it.
and while we’re at it, can we have rocky (squirrel, not boxer) on the fifty, bullwinkle on the twenty, natasha on the ten, boris on then five, and that mr. peabody dog on the one? make the money worth something again.
FEDERAL RESERVE WING-NOTE
Sarah Palin: SPECIMEN
Montana Militia Money. It will be real soon enough.
So we downgrade ourselves from a user of whores that was a prolific writer to a plain old whore with cliff notes on her hand? My my, how times have changed.
First currency to feature a bumpit
I too am doing my part in Restoring our Honor.
Through my new organization: Sarah Palin is a Boot Licking Racist Nazi Retard Dominatrix, I’m donating 100% of the proceeds to injured vets. Yes, 100% of all monies raised goes towards our wounded heroes. Which is 95% more than Sean Hannity and Oliver North’s Charity.
Please visit: Sarah PalinisaBootLickingRacistNaziRetardDominatrix.com and donate to our wounded protectors of Freedom.
On June 5, 2011 we will be holding a march and fund raising event along with our sister charity, “Ronald Reagan’s Bloody Stool Bomb” in Simi Valley, Ca. There we will meet on the steps of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library.
Show how much you care about our Wounded Warriors and give with your heart.
Our Heroes deserve our thanks.
If you hate America and our Freedom, please do not attend.
[re=647594]bago[/re]: With apologies to Dolmance: “That C-note.”
[re=647537]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Have you taken into account deflation?
Her hair is too big for our currency. Maybe we can put her picture on stock certificates? After all, she loves that unregulated FRE MARKIT!!
Ahhhhh….a Palin post! Better than a horseradish enema, and just as effective.
[re=647624]WalkinwiththeKing[/re]: There you go again.
If the qualification for having one’s portrait on currency is being a Dead Prez, then I think Sarah should have this dream come true: due date? February 2017, just after her inauguration.
After which VP Ben Quayle can spell “potatoe” for us.
I’d snort lines of coke with one of those hundreds if they were laid out on Sarah’s ass.
Next step, novelty Dingbat money toilet paper.
Work Todd’s dick in their somewhere and now you got something.
On Monopoly money. There’s a Wassila Monopoly version, right?
[re=647668]rocktonsammy[/re]: Yeah, I’d buy that toilet paper, if I didn’t think her self-righteous, cross-eyed smirking would give me cancer of the Asshole, which I do.
Isn’t there a law that no one can be on a denomination of currency higher than their IQ?
So when they come out with a $12 bill, Dumbelina can have dibs.
Is this that weird currency Michele Bachmann was warning us about? Because, frankly, it is a pretty horrifying affront to my way of life.
Is Team Sarah a porn site? It makes me sign up before I can see any content.
I heard Obama is going to be on the $1000 bill
We be needing them.
Don’t these idiots know it’s illegal to deface US currency?
[re=647616]Extemporanus[/re]: And in Palin’s case, we know what the C stands for, don’t we?
[re=647776]tMac[/re]: Poopyhead.
[re=647731]zhubajie[/re]: Wasilla Monopoly? Like: Meth Kitchen Explodes! Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200?
[re=647573]user-of-owls[/re]: At Steele’s favorite S&M club?
[re=647537]Suds McKenzie[/re]: tits on one side, ass on the other. All worth $100 Zimbabwe dollars.
[re=647841]Sparky McGruff[/re]: Sure! Think of all the fun places to include like Public Library (sans books), Pentecostal Church, Tattoo Parlor, Levi’s Gun Shop, the Other Gun Shop, etc.!
Isn’t illegal to deface currency like this?
[re=647691]Mr Blifil[/re]: Put it on the penny, warts and all!
[re=647806]steverino247[/re]: That cunt Cliff?
[re=647544]fishead[/re]: Can do. Who do you want? USMCOoorah is one of my favourites, but she is by no means the craziest.
[re=647544]fishead[/re]: The juveniles at wonkette are planning a troll invasion-they don’t want to regsiter (as could be expected0 but they are giving out this as a way to post here.
Trolls.Site moniter please note
* Posted by Mike on August 27, 2010 at 8:19pm in All About Politics
Would the site monitor please note and block the following. Thanks Mike
She represent the dumb Jesus-y real ‘merkins much better than that liberal atheist France-loving scientist they’ve got on the bills now.
fishead: Your name is John Smith. Your email is me@jamabunchofrandomkeys.com. Your phone number is (123) 456-7890.
If she’s on a bill, it should be a half-dollar, for the half-term that she deigned to serve.
[re=647537]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Tits or no C-note.
[re=647906]Needz moar guns[/re]: Well, I’m easily confused, and you’ve confused me.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Team Sarah wants to see her dead? I’m so conflicted now.
So when the Palin creeps complain about our hunky, “celebrity” prez, we can show them this $100 bill right?
It really IS all about the Palins, baby. Isn’t it?
You know how sometimes you get exposed to an idea or an image and then you throw up in your mouth a little? Yeah, that just happened to me only it was a lot and on the cat.
Ben Franklin was a well-known atheist/socialist/one-world-governmenter/gun-grabbing Kenyan anyway, who was for religious freedom for Muslins and a well-known disgrace to the principles that our founding fathers, Cain and Abel, wrote out in our founding document, the Book of Mormon.
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