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You have the American Capitol in your sights? FIRE WHEN READY.How did we miss this? Earlier in the week it was reported that Sharron Angle agreed in a 2009 interview that there are “domestic enemies” within the “walls of the Senate and the Congress.” Wow, Americans are really dumb! You want to kill the terrorists, you guys, not elect them to high office. Unsurprisingly, because she hates terrorism and is MOST DEF not one of those terrorists herself, Sharron Angle has stood by this claim.

It just makes so much sense. Why do Muslims suddenly have religious freedom in this country to build mosques and such? Because our terrorist Congress REFUSES to repeal this new “Constitution” law they passed this year.

Of course, once Sharron Angle gets elected, she will go on a daily shooting rampage on the Senate floor. You don’t expect her to just sit there in that body with a bunch of terrorists, right? They will try to blow her up if she doesn’t kill the treasonous bastards first.

The DNC, remarkably, had a very good response to this:

If Sharron Angle is so convinced that there are domestic enemies in our government it’s incumbent upon her to share which American citizens she knows to be actively working against the United States. Surely, the FBI would be interested. It’s time to name names. Or is she just bluster and fear mongering?

That is precisely how they should always respond to this bullshit.

But surely Sharron Angle has already told the FBI about this. How do you think Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd died? Things old people usually die from? HAH. Sniper fire! [Plum Line]

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  1. Sniper fire indeed.

    When Sharronn Anngglle gets into the Senate, she knows that when she doesn’t win things with votes, there are “second amendment remedies.” They’re not terrorism, either: they’re just extreme fear to get your political will accomplished.

    There’s a big difference.

  2. Our most lovely Michele Bachmann already did this number a couple years ago on the Tweety Bird Fun Time Show. Can someone please kick the GOP jukebox so this record stops skipping?

  3. [re=647225]Geogre[/re]: Actually, what she is doing is aplying constitutional review to the lawmaking process. In this way, she hopes to form the intersitial 4th branch of government with our new Dick Cheney, Joe Biden.

  4. How did we miss this?

    Uuuummm… maybe it would be more remarkable if the culture-kampfh promoting psychoharpie did not believe something ilke this?

  5. If she does win she could show up at her first day in the Senate wearing a giant Queen of Hearts costume in an effort to drive all the sleeper/senators into the open.

  6. Douche bag

    1) A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching—a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for an enema and a vaginal douche.

    2) Sharon Angle

  7. Weird, my comment was going to mirror the DNC response. I’m guessing the “domestic enemies” quotient is in direct correlation to duskiness of one’s hue.

  8. a) elected federal officials are actively plotting against us from within both chambers of congress.

    b) sharrrrron ayyyyyngle is a stupid asshole who likes to talk shit as a method of attracting attention, much like a chimp hurling feces.

    i don’t know which one to plump for….

  9. Also, if Poland doesn’t stop their entirely lawless aggression, we will be forced to defend our interests, exactly as we did to protect ethnic Germans against those treacherous Slavs in the Sudetenland.

  10. I have here in my hand a list of 205 – a list of names that were made known to Fox News as being members of the Domestic Enemies Party and who nevertheless are still working and making policy in the Senate.

  11. she hates terrorism and is MOST DEF not one of those terrorists herself

    “To do is to be” – Sartre
    “To be is to do” – Socrates
    “Do Be Do Be Do” – Sinatra

  12. [re=647243]freakishlystrong[/re]: Probably not that blatant, but more like a) A lack of NRA and NRLC lockstep in the voting record; b) support for such blatantly un-American ideals as, like, health care reform and maybe a bit of a tax hike on the UHNWIs; and c) a willingness to be associated in any way with anyone whose name shows up on TV with a (D) after it.

    Sharron Angle’s America: White and right!

  13. [re=647255]JMP[/re]: Still. You got to admire his assistant. Was Roy doing J. Edgar? I guess we’ll never know. What is it with self hating ghey’s and Fascism? The clothes?

  14. “Domestic enemy” is just how Sharron Angle refers to her “ungrateful, no good, wetback housekeeper” when speaking in mixed company.

    (“Mixed” ≠ “Bi-racial”)

  15. Does Sharron mean she wants Wonketteers to apply Second Amendment remedies to John Boehner, Steve King, Jim Ryun, Michele Bachmann, Jim DeMint, Jeff Sessions, et al??

    Mr. Neilist, Mr. Neilist, please check your email for a contract from Wonkette.

  16. The fact that she’s polling neck and neck with Harry Reid is more than anything else:
    A) scary B) hilarious C) vomit-inducing D) no big deal since Reid is himself such a putz E) the thing that’s gonna get me to move to Europe.

    You can only choose one!

  17. With the likes of Sharon Angle set to move into Congress after this fall’s election, there will be a wealth of material for Wonkette. Unfortunately, the rest of the country is fucked.

  18. [re=647301]disgustedcitizen[/re]: This is what we were all saying when W took office; bummer for the country, but man, we’re gonna get some great music/writing/social commentary out of this!

    Sadly, even allowing for certain well-known downer events, this totally didn’t happen and the decade past is going to go down as one big cultural suck.

    Don’t think this is going to be better. Actually, how long is it going to be before we all, one by one, take a look at where we’ll be and just say “no more…please…” and just shut it all down and check out?

  19. [re=647244]comicbookguy[/re]: No. That’s the helm of a Romulan battle cruiser which she built in her garage. From there she can receive direct transmissions from the star Omega 3.

  20. The DNC wrote that? I didn’t think they had it in them, what with their coddling of Jammakain even though they know that he KNOWS where Osama is hiding. C’mon, out with it!

  21. The fact the Michele Bachmann won re-election after her statement about Congress needing to be investigated for “non-American activities” and Sharron Angle’s daily descent deeper into the rabbit hole of batshyt crazy, makes me glad that my years on this planet grow shorter by the day.

  22. Domestic enemies operating from within the “walls of Congress,” perhaps placed there long ago by resentful slaves forced the build the capitol ediface of the country that enslaved them — all creepily Poe-ian, h/t to Sen. Angle for alerting us to this new shit that has come to light!

  23. From The Manchurian Candidate, the scene where the McCarthyite Senator Iselin is complaining to his power-broker wife that every time she tells him to talk about the domestic enemies in the US government, she gives him a different number and it makes him look foolish:

    Mrs. Iselin: I’m sorry, hon’. Would it really make it easier for you if we settled on just one number?
    Sen. John Yerkes Iselin: Yeah. Just one, real, simple number that’d be easy for me to remember.
    [Mrs. Iselin watches her husband thump a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup onto his plate]
    Sen. John Yerkes Iselin: [addressing the Senate] There are exactly 57 card-carrying members of the Communist Party in the Department of Defense at this time!

  24. [re=647242]Clancy_Pants[/re]:

    She forgot this part…

    “To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for an enema and a vaginal douche.”

  25. It’s stories like this that makes me Ashamed to be a (life-long)Nevadan ~ and Proud to be a Libertarian as Reid isn’t any better

  26. [re=647358]WHAT?[/re]: Careful there buddy. That’s the pilot’s console for a Predator drone she’s operating. The kind that the Angle of Death will use personally to hunt you down. Please spend as much time standing next to Sarah Palin as possible so your inevitable eradication will not be in vain.

  27. Wow, the DNC said that? Someone bought them a pair of neuticels or what?

    I thought Leadership Dem Types saved that kind of heated rhetoric for the professional left.

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