Chris Young is a crazy singing Jesus guy who is running for mayor of Providence, Rhode Island and made a gimmicky “marriage proposal” in a debate the other day, as we wrote about yesterday. MSNBC thought this marriage proposal was cute and decided it would make a cute morning interview, but apparently they have not watched the other videos of this guy, so the interview just got weird as Young tried to stick in all his crazy Jesus arguments and made his fiancée read off his list of “talking points” after she messed one of them up.
Isn’t that always the problem with marriage, your spouse forgetting to mention Jesus Christ being raised from the dead? GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, CHRIS! [Mediaite]
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Gee, I was sure she’d be Filipino or Ukrainian.
It’s almost like he’s gay for Jeebus.
I went to a wedding for two God fearing church going serial cheaters, two kids getting married in their mid twenties who had already fucked a life time of dirty genitals and were not likely to stop anytime soon. The entire ceremony sounded like this fucker talking, and the minister’s entire service was about how no one was ever gonna break this marriage up no way ever.
This guy’s crazier than a bag o’ bees! Maybe he’s participated in one too many cannibalistic human sacrifice rituals (oops…I mean “Holy Communions”)
jesus fucking christ– I’m sorry, I just cannot take any more of the freak show that America has become.
Buddy Cianci’s marinara sauce will do that to a man…
Why did you pop the question?
Um, errr, the widespread corruption. In Rhode Island, and Providence, and the corruption.
[re=646720]ManchuCandidate[/re]: well, jeebus did preach that we should eat him– amirite?
Jesus H. Christ, that was awkward.
I was about to post a comment about how she deserves better than this doofus (all ladies do!), but fuck it, these two belong together. Enjoy your life together in the secluded compound, Christards!
[re=646718]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I was going with mute Thai ladyboy, but that works too.
I think I see the “Runaway Bride” part II.
It may be after or before the ‘marriage’, but I pray, run away Kara, run! as fst as you can!
My gaydar is on high alert. So says jesus, also.
Just like Christ, he will rise from the toilet in three days.
“You forgot to say that Jesus rose from the dead. This engagment is over, you bitch!”
[re=646727]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: Someone once swore to me that Buddy Cianci had a daughter called Mary Anne, go on say it…Mary Anne Cianci.
Jesus Christ, indeed.
[re=646721]Gorillionaire[/re]: This is religion you are talking about. The more magical the thinking, the more vehement the rhetoric.
She looks way too adorable to be with him.
I love how just completely besotted she looks with him. This is true love! Or hypnotism.
Karen, honey, run as far away from this man as you can get.
[re=646752]Limeylizzie[/re]: I thought it was Nancy Anne. Nancy Anne Cianci.
‘I WANT you… I NEED you… But there ain’t no way I’m-ever-gonna-marry-you-if-you-fuck-up-your-talking-points-on-MSNBC’
‘But baby don’t be sad… ‘Cause two out of three ain’t bad…’
Is it me or are or eyes screaming “Help!” Jesus Christ the lunacy of this man. When Palin picks him as his running mate you all will know I called it first.
[re=646718]SayItWithWookies[/re]: those ukraine girls really knock me out…
then they steal my wallet and car keys. happens every time.
‘I would do ANYTHING for love… but I won’t use the lord’s name in vain.’
…forgetting to mention Jesus Christ being raised from the dead
The exact same reason I can’t get my small town’s light opera company to do “Jesus Christ Superstar,” even though that show just stinks of awesome, and we’ve got tons of talented young actors in town that would love to do it.
[re=646795]OCKerouac[/re]: All we need to do is replace him in that Meatloaf video…shouldn’t be that difficult.
[re=646725]Way Cool Larry[/re]: This kind of shit is why I’m leaving Georgis as fast as I can get a flight. I don’t care where this dipshit is from, his spiritual cousins are everywhere here.
[re=646771]Trinkett[/re]: Yes, Nancy Ann Cianci — best name ever. Along with Bob Loblaw (and his Law Blog).
Sarah Silverman comes up with some of the best gags in all of comedyland.
Oh, awesome — he’s a Democrat too. He can be their token refreshingly acephalic single-minded fanatic, so whenever the Republicans complain about being belittled as a party of nothing but baldly corrupt schemers and drooling fundamentalists, the Dems can point to this guy and that Greene fellow from Florida and say, “no, we’ve got these two, so they’re not all Republicans.”
What the fuck was that disgusting cretin even talking about? And whats her problem? At first I felt sorry for her but now I’m kinda hoping her hymen gets tore up real good while she does her wifely duty on the wedding night. Of course the hymen-tearing fun will be self induced on her part, with whichever implements she favors (giant black dildo, crucifix), since this dude wouldn’t be caught within 15 yards of a bare, exposed vagina.
At least he didn’t sing this time.
I can just imagine the beautiful wedding ceremony, “I now pronounce you man and beard.”
I think that Kara must be very short because she obviously can’t see the top of his head, otherwise she would recognize the Hairline of the Beast.
[re=646811]Nanks[/re]: [re=646771]Trinkett[/re]: [re=646752]Limeylizzie[/re]: Actually, Buddy Cianci has one daughter named Nicole. But Nancy Anne Cianci would be much funnier. I met Nicole once at a party and she told us she used to pet her father’s toupee because she wasn’t allowed to have a cat or a dog. She seemed nice, but I think she kinda had some issues.
This is what happens when you summon eldritch beings from deep ‘neath the frowning facades of Benefit Street.
Did he get his BA in Political Science from Miskatonic U.?
“one more time: WHY DID YOU PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO THIS WOMAN?? WAS IT LOVE!!?? DO YOU LOVE HER!!!???!!!”
“Well, the church of Peter is under attack and is being gloated over and the corruption and….”
Wow, that woman has many screws loose to marry that nutcase.
I want to beat this assclown to death with Glenn Beck.
Cut his mic! Cut his mic!
Sweet merciful Aqua Buddha but that was nutty.
So when do think the authorities will find his kiddie porn? I give it a week. He’s a Democrat so they’ll throw him in prison. Otherwise, if he was a repug, he’ll go on Dancing with the Stars.
I’d rather watch my parents talk about sex.
God, those two can get legally married. They could procreate!, probably live on MSNBC.
If you feel like feeling insignificant tonight:
http://nmap.org/favicon/?q=www.wonkette.com
RI’s Katie Holmes, no doubt…
MAN AND WOMAN MARRIAGE!
[re=646860]G. Friday[/re]: Wow, my new site “Empty File” is doing great – like 10% of the web’s traffic!!! Congratulations to me!
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god where are those sf values when you need them?
I can’t wait until Kara tells him that she is really Sarah Silverman; that there will be some good TV.
[re=646872]LakeLucilleLoon[/re]: Then wait for the fireworks when he finds out she’s jooish. Hilarity ensues. It’ll be better than Dancing with the Retards®. (Perdón, el Pinche)
But I thought all the guys in Providence, RI were hot, young, strapping, Italian studs. It was the only city in America that I feared I might walk right into traffic or in front of a bus on account of all the eye candy. Now you show me this fat sweaty pig who might be the mayor of that fair city. What the fuck is up with that?
Why does he always have to read off his notes? He did that when he was singing his Jeebus love ballad on the last interview. I guess both of them got their burnt pretzel brains even more burnt by participating in those paid medical experiments at Brown so they could fund that big budget campaign.
I spoke to a friend in Providence yesterday, and of course I had to ask about this guy. She told me the city of Providence encourages all citizens who want to, to run for mayor, not just lifer pols and their family/cronies, and so: This guy! (and probably others). Apparently, he replied to a Craiglist listing (no doubt looking up male pr…aying buddies). God, I miss living there sometimes.
He is Ignatius Reilly.
I hope he gets elected. I want to see moar of these crazy love birds!
Someone, please, send them a fashion magazine!
[re=646901]coastingdownhill[/re]: Alas, loving Jesus uses up all the available gray cells. Lucky for him, God doesn’t expect him to “know” things.
My own operative deep in the Heartland of America (Providence, RI) has this to say:
“Oh my God, this is just what Young has been praying for: to get a platform on national tv! Can’t wait til the primary’s over and he goes away again (for a while). By the way, he and his girlfriend have been living together for 18 years but they’re not “living in sin” because they don’t have “sexual relationships.”
Hasn’t Rhode Island been embarassed enough on the national news?”
I just picked up a teleprompter for their wedding gift.
[re=646895]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Don’t forget the hot, young, strapping Portuguese and Cape Verdean studs…
so when does he start his Jimmy Swaggart Crying “i sinned” tour?
That was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
Couldn’t they rehearse if they were just going to spout a bunch of pre-prepared hooey?
Could Chris be more gayer than gay gay? He’s like that former RNC guy with who won a lifetime supply of Krispy Kreme.
Kara probably thinks he doesn’t want to have sex with her because he’s waiting for marriage.
I’m kinda diggin Kara’s head bobbing – I think this marriage could be consummated one way or another…
[re=648312]chicken thief[/re]: Her parents were dashboard nodders. Seriously, where did she meet this fat balding manchild?
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