Rep. John Fleming Says November a Choice Between Atheist Or Christian Nations, Forgets To Say 'Muslim'

How embarrassing! Rep. John Fleming of Louisiana was having his diaper changed by David Vitter in front of the "Republican Women of Bossier" when he implied that Democrats are all atheists and thus it is impossible to have bipartisanship. "We have two competing world views here and there is no way that we can reach across the aisle — one is going to have to win," he said. Oh boy, somebody forgot the talking point about how the GZ MOSQUE is literally a knife (thanks Sarah Palin!) that Muslins are stabbing into white people's necks. Democrats are not atheists, they're Muslins, ya doofus!

We are either going to go down the socialist road and become like western Europe and create, I guess really a godless society, an atheist society. Or we're going to continue down the other pathway where we believe in freedom of speech, individual liberties and that we remain a Christian nation. So we're going to have to win that battle, we're going to have to solve that argument before we can once again reach across and work together on things.

"Individual liberties" that do not include the right to build a mosque, you mean, surely. What is this guy's problem? "DOY, I AM TOO DUMB TO SAY THE DEMORATS ARE MUSLIN, DOY DOY DOY. I GET MY TALKING POINTS FROM 1998. DOY DOY DOY."

We will help you out with this quote. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, DODO BRAIN:

We are either going to go down the Muslin road and become like Iran and create, I guess really a woman-hating society, a white-people-hating society. Or we're going to continue down the other pathway where we believe in freedom of bacon, individual bacon and that we remain a bacon nation. So we're going to have to win that battle, we're going to have to solve that argument before we can once again reach across and work together on things. Except the other side has built a mosque over their part of the House floor, and they won't let us in with our bacon shoes because they hate white people and don't want us to see their terr'ist plans.

Do we have to be the Republican Congressmen around here? DO YOUR JOB. Or somebody will replace you. [ TPM ]