Official Wonkette Vlogger-er Rep. Michele Bachmann had a big week, what with that sexxxay Jim the Election Guy video and also being newly-crowned as Queen of Constitutional Law. Michele has earned a Vacation Break, which is why she’s wearing her favorite novelty earrings while she stares into your very soul from within this vloggingness. Kick back, grab a cup of Kozy Shack, and get ready to chillax with America’s greatest human.
She’s even got some hot summer jams to share with you! (Warning: if you are a homosexual, watching this video will burn your eyes/butthole.)
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the best part was edited out, that’s where michelle sings “white light/white heat” for three hours straight while baking cookies over an outdoor grill. see if you can find the footage of that somewhere.
Sara, I want you to have my children. They’ll be upset for a while. But they’re good kids and they’ll get used to you.
Are you going to license the rights for the campaign song? Ya gotta be careful about that these days, don’tcha know.
1.) If she actually made that her campaign song (and I was a constituent), I might actually vote for her.
2.) I think that’s the song Bill McCollum is currently singing to Florida Republicans.
Sara is the new Tina Fey. And I want her to come and live with me forever. Does that make it clear where I stand?
Plus, dimples, didja noh-tiss.? Damn, Sara has it ALL!
It’s interesting that Michele seems to get only AM reception — which is bad news for someone who will probably be spending most of her later life under bridges. Although the shopping cart should help with the reception.
Since my multiple marriage proposals don’t seem to be working, perhaps I should find a new way to profess my admiration for Ms. Benincasa that isn’t completely creepy.
Nah.
After seeing that ad with an actress portraying Rep. Jane Harmon saying things her opponent wishes Ms Harmon had said, I hope you — Sara Benicasa — are tapped to play Michele Bachmann in her opponents ads. You’ve got the look, you’ve got the crazy, you’ve got the extra crazy.
Man, nailin’ Sara Benincasa must be a weird (and awesome!) experience.
I so want that bathrobe!
[re=646629]red amanda[/re]: It is so comfortable! I believe my boyfriend got it for me at Charter Club or some other boring ladiesshop, but it is so fun.
[re=646390]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Michele refuses to invest in satellite radio, for Freedom.
Sara, Michele will have less radiohead issues if she were to don her tinfoil fedora.
[re=646269]slappypaddy[/re]: She was looking for her mainline in that one, I think, but she couldn’t hit it sideways.
I wanna hear Michele sing “Windmills of My Mind” a la Billie Holiday.
Sara, I love you to bits, but to really be a scary Michele you need the hair (parted on the left side — that’s over your right eye — and tucked coquettishly behind only one ear, your right). You’ve nailed the voice and the other-worldly thought process.
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