Team Sarah knows that the only place truth can possibly exist is in their teevee box, when it’s tuned to Fox News. But what happens when Fox News talks about Sarah Palin and it’s not in the religiously masturbatory way they do at Team Sarah? Is Fox News starting to HIDE the truth that Sarah Palin is your best friend and a national hero who speaks the word of God Himself? YES, Fox News has “gone RINO.” “Frankly I hate the Fair and Balanced pretense they pull ever day,” writes USMCOoorah. “If I want liberal sided opinion it’s everywhere, I don’t want Fox injecting it into my viewing pleasure. ruining my viewing pleasure.” Gross! Stop injecting that liberalism into his pleasure! He just wants slow motion video of a pregnant Sarah Palin 24/7.
More from USMCOoorah, who has a splashing dolphin as his avatar:
Just watching the repeat of Hannity beginning now so can’t say that I have this evening. I have thought though that Fox is the only Station I can listen to to get conservative talking head input. That is not total though. Shepard Smith is a liberal POS, slants his news to the left constantly with his personal opinions, certain reporters do too. Geraldo, Juan Williams, there are others I can’t recall them right now.
Fox has a lock on the Conservative viewers, they know it, we know it, what are ya gonna do?!
I like Palin a lot. If Fox starts disrespecting her, I can be very selective in who I watch and change the channel as will millions. I do not watch O’reilly anymore unless he has a host filling in for him. Don’t watch the RINO Huckabee, he makes me sick.
USMCOoorah will probably have to keep Team Sarah permanently up on his WebTV from now on. No way he can turn on the satellite dish and chance hearing an opinion that is not even his own. That’s disgusting!
Suzette Rodgers on the anti-Paliness:
I think Bill Oreilly has always sounded this way.
Not Bill too! But he of all people should love our Sarah!
Ervin Sims:
I think it’s always good to remember that Fox News is not a conservative network per say, it just gives conservatives more of a voice. Maybe that is too subtile a distinction. Carl Cameron is one of the primary guys to do hit jobs on Sarah. On Fox and Friends this morning they had governor Hucklebury on talking about how he endoursed Miller, and very modestly, when Sarah was mentioned, he said that endorsements weren’t really all that important. Imagine that.
CONSPIRACY. Fox wants Huckabee, not Sarah, to be elected president because Huck is under contract and will have to spend his entire presidency on air if they tell him to.
Finally, runsarahrun gets to the bottom of it:
They’re probably jealous of the attention she gets. TV personalities have huge egos.
Even our Fox News pundits can have huge egos? This is crazy talk. [Team Sarah]
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Don’t watch the RINO Huckabee, he makes me sick.
The very pinnacle of performance art . . . and he or she doesn’t even know it.
You nailed it, Jack: “No way he can turn on the satellite dish and chance hearing an opinion that is not even his own. That’s disgusting!”
Fox News is now forcing him to do something else with his life for a several minutes every day, sometimes more than once a day!!! Dude, there’s always bombmaking and sex dolls.
I love the fake intelligent spelling of “per say” and “subtile”.
“Geraldo, Juan Williams, there are others I can’t recall them right now.” It’s amazing he can only remember the brown peoples….
“I don’t want Fox injecting it into my viewing pleasure. ruining my viewing pleasure.”
You just know ol’ USMCOoorah (this clown was a Marine? Oy.) is sitting on his LazyBoy recliner, pants down at his ankles, one hand in the Cheetos bag, one hand furiously stroking that stubby little sausage he calls a pecker whenever Palin speaks. When Sarah comes on his TV, he cums on his TV too.
Liberal sided opinion is everywhere! Liberal sided opinion is everywhere! USMCOoorah is surrounded! Liberal sided opinion is on the land, on the sea and in the air! It’s in the water you drink and the air you breathe! It sneaks into the elevator just as the doors are closing. It walks into the nearly empty bar and takes the stool right next to you. It is two cars behind you and turns left whenever you do. It is looking into your windows at night. No one is safe from liberal sided opinion!
[re=645553]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: To be fair, Fox has so few on that they tend to stick out.
The view from their Lazy Boys justs keeps getting narrower and narrower, pretty soon the whole group will just go to one big chat room to get their information. So much safer than taking the risk of hearing actual facts. And then they’ll start to eat their own, sort of like mama grizzlies. Ah, the circle of life.
What better time for the Batshit Crazy News Network to take flight than right now! BCNN, and its program director, SkoalRebel, will clean up now that Fox News has gone all LIE-beral.
And you know who else insisted that any members of their party who deviated even a tiny bit were ideologically impure and must be purged…?
USMCOprah?! Oprah was a Marine?
And what’s with all these worries about insertion?
“It can’t be accurate reporting if it keeps disagreeing with my opinions!”
What do you expect from a news network whose financial backing is associated with known terrorists like radical muslim Imam Rauf?
FOX should have gone full bore with their wartime habit of using ex-military officers as pundits. All their newscasters and hosts should be in full dress uniform.
Worst. Liberal bias. Ever.
If OOOMPAH were a true right-winger, he’d cut off his left hand. And his left leg. And his left nut. Any everything else that pulls him away from the Pure Truth as revealed by Our Blessed Lady
[re=645557]gurukalehuru[/re]: I think he’s probably posting from the bunker under the bunker.
[re=645553]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Not true!
He also mentioned Shepard Smith, so he’s got the glitter-eyed gheys covered, too.
Just further proof that FOX News is Muslim. I say they should not be allowed anywhere near Ground Zero!
I call bullshit on “USMCOoorah”. I bet the closest he ever came to serving in the military is the bowl of Cap’n Crunch he ate for dinner last night.
[re=645553]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Lay off this guy. I cringe every time Juan Williams is on NPR. Whatever happened to that Moira Liaison, or whatever her name was.
USMCOoorah: “Wimper Semper”
I mix my liberal sided opinion with a healthy helping of Tony Chachere’s Cajun seasoning and inject it in to my turkey every Thanksgiving. So yummy!
[re=645588]jus_wonderin[/re]: or “Semper Flaccidus”
Only in Wingnutland is a newsie who’s almost objective in presentation but with a story selection that slants right considered to a “liberal POS.”
[re=645557]gurukalehuru[/re]: It is two cars behind you and turns left whenever you do.
A true conservative’s car only turns right.
This isn’t a marine; it’s a marina.
I wonder if this was the dude who had his right-hand blinker for 20 miles and kept blowing gravel with his rear tire?
[re=645548]Limeylizzie[/re]: You are just an Elitist furriner. English is a living language, especially the foreign sounding parts that don’t work so good with the Fonics R Fun. Any true Patriot and member of Team Sarah would know that. I bet you talk funny too, Also.
[re=645555]J[/re]: But not on the cheetos – that would be a sin.
[re=645548]Limeylizzie[/re]: aw contrare, while I don’t agree with their views per say, I respect the subtile difrences of opinion, even if the organization of logic does seem a bit add-hawk.
YES YES please give me just news that counters the liberal bias of everyday garden variety reality.
Aren’t we a bit tired these career military supply sergeants who joined our greatest microcosm of socialism (the MILITARY) always siding with the NO BIG GOVERNMENT CROWD when the biggest chunk of our federal spending pays for their corporate-military industrial complex (2 TRILLION on Iraq). 98% percent of these jokers never come near combat.
We don’t owe them shit. Our country’s freedoms could be preserved with a fraction of the force and without full the socialism of medical benefits, housing, and food unless in a combat zone.
I know of what I speak, I’ve served with many of these GI wacka-doodles (There’s a family on my block, all adult members are military or state government employees each one a right-wing republican nutter RABIDLY HATEFUL TOWARDS LIBERALS, BLISSFULLY BLIND TO THEIR HYPOCRISY.)
[re=645596]Seek[/re]: Orl roit, you got me there guv. I am the proud product of socialized medicine and the government paid for my education at Oxford University…
[re=645557]gurukalehuru[/re]: Liberal sided opinion is subtile that way.
The word “subtile” derives from the Latin sub-tilus or “underneath the tile”. It was used to describe the molds and fungus found in bathhouses (commonly believed to come from “under the tile”) and suspected to be the cause of a debilitating strain of athlete’s foot that plagued the Roman army.
[re=645588]jus_wonderin[/re]: “Semper HENNGH!!”
[re=645561]MOG[/re]: I foresee a future where everybody gets their own new channel devoted to just the news they want to hear in a way they want to hear it. Like….”This is the Hooray For Anything America is Actually a Sane Country and San Francisco Giants News Network. And now, for the latest updates in the news, Anne Hathaway and Christina Hendricks in Victoria Secret Lingerie….”
[re=645593]McDuff[/re]: From 1776:
“Most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the
reality of becoming poor. And that is why they will follow us:
“To the right
Ever to the right
Never to the left
Forever to the right…”
USMCOoorah – Is that you Walter Sobchak http://www.empireonline.com/100-greatest-movie-characters/default.asp?c=49 is that you?
WHO’S THE FUCKING NEIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
[re=645604]Limeylizzie[/re]: There you are, Overedumacated Elitist and Foreign. Three strikes and you are out. When their patron saintess Sarah of Palin is elected Queen of All She Surveys you will have to go back to that liberal hell hole from which you sprung.
Please take me with,I will work for food, well booze, but we can call it food.
More people watch Spongebob Squarepants or Monday Night Raw on a weekly basis then watch Faux Noise. Maybe USMCOompaloompa would find one of those more in line with his political leanings.
Ah, it is finally happening! All “true-believer” movements begin to splinter sooner or later. It can be caused by obvious things like shaking Obama’s hand or subtle things like the creeping (and creepy) cult of personality we see growing around Sarah Palin. Shake Obama’s hand and be driven from the party! Don’t adore Palin enough and be driven from the party! Only the true believers will remain! Out with the RINO’s, the secret liberals, the moderates! And then out with those who have suspicious connections! Out with the homosexuals, the blacks, the hispanics! It’s 1930′s Moscow all over again! Purge the Party! Purge the Party! Soon they’ll be photoshopping O’Reilly and Huckabee out of photos. And if they go the North Korean route, history will be rewritten and Sarah Palin will have been born of a virgin on a holy mountain in Alaska, attended to by Jesus himself. It’s only a matter of time before Gingrich shows up dead in Mexico with an ice pick in his side…
We should just step back and watch the carnage unfold as the far right devours its golden child. Once sated, they may realize the delicious pleasures of cannibalism and outright destroy themselves altogether.
USMCOoorah stop listening to the liberal lies about the “Law of Gravity”. You are not a huge retarded slug. You can fly. You Can! Get up on the roof immediately and prove these librul liars wrong. Stop letting this librul so called “reality” interfere with your dreams. Today!
These people. I mean, who watches the f-ing NEWS for “viewing pleasure”?
[re=645589]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Tony Chachere’s! I live on that stuff. Several years ago I once called the toll-free number to order some when I ran out, and a woman answered “Tony Chachere’s” in a thick New Orleans accent. When I told her I was calling to order some more of the seasoning, she replied, “Oh, well you’ll have to call back in the mornin’. I’m just the cleanin’ lady.”
[re=645592]ella[/re]: My internets are by satellite, so it’s weird that the tubes are clogged so much. Anyway it’s pretty slow. To save me from going to Urban Dictionary, could someone whisper in my ear what POS means? I say whisper, because I don’t want anyone to know that I’m an old and can’t keep up with the way you kids talk.
[re=645610]Hooray For Anything[/re]: “I foresee a future where everybody gets their own new channel devoted to just the news they want to hear in a way they want to hear it.”
Apple is making a special announcement on their new TV technology soon. You tell it your opinions, hit the “genius” button, and it shows you only the news you want to hear.
No more being surprised by reality. People hate being surprised. It confuses and angers them.
Dunno, but I think USMCooorah is bonified.
[re=645638]DustBowlBlues[/re]: *whispering* Piece Of Shit
Many thanks to Wonkette for providing the front row seat to watch this beast bite the hand that feeds it.
[re=645614]Katydid[/re]: A musical reference I didn’t know about? Now I’m really feeling stupid, having flunked both the olds’ and the kids’ tests. Back to the topic: Isn’t there an NRA channel? I read about it, ironically, in the CS Monitor. Surely the NRA is unconditionally reverent toward Sarah’s gun-totin’ grizzly mom.
[re=645623]groove[/re]: I love the smell of wingnut infighting in the morning (OK, late afternoon). It smells like… comedy.
[re=645647]the problem child[/re]: Oh, god. I’m so full of sinus medicine (okay, and some painkiller–but only tramadol, which is schedule 5. Even junkies leave it behind when they stick up pharmacies) I forgot what I asked and for a second thought you were calling ME a whispering piece of shit.
People posting insane nonsense on a ideologically driven message board?
Welcome to the internet.
[re=645638]DustBowlBlues[/re]: What the problem child said. (And gee! I haven’t been called a kid since St. Ronnie of Reagan was president. Now there was a piece of shit.)
[re=645588]jus_wonderin[/re]: Wimper Sigh
[re=645639]comicbookguy[/re]: (I love this topic. Can you tell?) Perhaps the truest thing Stephen Colbert ever said was “everyone knows the truth has a liberal bias.” Stewart’s best, at least recently, was “It seems to me the Republican party should be donating money to Fox News.”
People in these parts go from Faux News to Hate Talk Radio and back again, which occasionally stops on country music and sports walk shows. I actually talked to one of these nutcases–a young nutcase–and we were comparing notes about how busy life is. He said he never had time to watch television (I must have asked him if he watched Glee, or another homo show) bec. of being busy. And I quote, “I just watch ten minutes or so of Fox News and that’s it.”
I asked if he ever watched CNN. “The Clinton News Network?” MSNBC. “That’s even worse.” I didn’t even waste my time asking about the Newshour or BBC World or any NPR shows.
Granted, I don’t spend much time on Faux news, but I do watch it from time to time when I want to know how the right wing is going to spin a specific story, and FN always comes through.
[re=645638]DustBowlBlues[/re]: piece of shit. I’m an old, too, but I’ve been called that on more than one occasion
I heard that Shep Smith uses a teleprompter.
How far to the right do you have to be to consider Juan Williams, Geraldo Rivera and Mike Huckabee liberal POSs? I’m not going to argue about their POS-ness, but liberal?
[re=645619]Starrigavan[/re]: While fascism may be the analogy de jour, I’ve been thinking for a while that what the Teabaggers really remind me of is all those fucking annoying competing Communist groups of the 1970s, always boasting about its ideological purity while denouncing that of other “splitter” groups. This is the Albania guys vs. the Yugoslavia guys vs. the China guys vs. the USSR guys all over again.
[re=645662]ella[/re]: I agree. And as to calling you a “kid”: You’re welcome.
Oh, sure, and it’s *Obama* who has a “cultish” following.
Mark my words, if we elect Sarah, we’re going to be erecting 30 foot statues of pure gold, assigning “Going Rogue” in schools, and changing the months of the year to the names of the Palin clan.
[re=645696]Mad Brahms[/re]:
On the first day of Bristol
my true love gave to me
a very vicious case of herpes…
[re=645696]Mad Brahms[/re]: That’s a lot of changes to make to the school curriculum in a short time, can you have the new textbooks ready by the 30th of Trigtember?
[re=645553]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Yeah, but probably even Colmes’ immediate family has a hard time remembering his name.
[re=645696]Mad Brahms[/re]: “Lobster Trig” just doesn’t sound nearly as appealing as “Lobster Thermidor.”
These people
‘Not watching O’Reilly unless someone is sitting in for O’Reilly’ = not watching O’Reilly.
Voldemort is a liberal RINO!
I thought it was common knowledge now that Fox was owned by the terrorists!
[re=645557]gurukalehuru[/re]: How about in pure grain alcohol and distilled water?
Sarah Palin needs her own TV show! Maybe on TBN, between Jack Van Impe and John Haggee!
[re=645602]comicbookguy[/re]: come on, how can you misspell those words on purpose? Where’s your SELF OF STEAM?!?!???11111111111
[re=645704]comicbookguy[/re]: God, I love “Trigtember”. I think this should be the month that precedes “Cocktober” here on Wonkette.
Slightly OT, but what the hell is with Palin’s obsessive (and utterly laughable) use of gun references? Keeping the power dry? What, do you store it between your ears, where’s it’s nothing but a dry airless hole? Mmmm, USMCOoorah likes him some dry holes. Grab some lard and inject that into your pleasure, buddy. (Trig will grow up to commit matricide, also, because he’s clearly smarter than his mother.)
Ah, at long last.
THIS is the money-shot of the epic orgy of over-the-top hate-porn that began with McCain letting Palin whip up the dipshit-demographic in ’08. The Failtrain has left the station & these fuck-sticks have bought themselves a ticket to ride. Y’know, I hear Limbaugh secretly gets major funding from Soros, too. Oooooh yeah baby! Burn it ALL down!
By 2012 these people are going to be calling Stormfront a leftist website.
Shorter Wingnuts: “I didn’t leave reality – reality left me.”
My Captcha was ‘affebate McCarthy.’ Is that another word for refudiate? I’m confused.
[re=645829]AutomaticPilot[/re]: Especially in a doggie dog world..
[re=645569]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Next must-have new gadget, a 60″ plasma mirror.
[re=645555]J[/re]: That’s no way to talk about a lady – one who was quite something in her day, by all accounts. I was going to say she doesn’t suffer fools gladly – but that falls apart fairly quickly. Team Sarah was much more fun when it was infested with trolls and you couldn’t always tell who you were dealing with.
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[re=645676]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]: He calls it a “teleprompter,” but really a butt plug.
[re=645596]Seek[/re]: [re=645548]Limeylizzie[/re]: You won’t be laughing quite so hard when one of the numberous petitions for impeachment finally passes. There is a suggestion in one of the threads that Nobama’s picture be on a new conterfeit three-dollar bill.
[re=645906]Needz moar guns[/re]: counterfeit also
[re=645593]McDuff[/re]: Unless it’s a NASCAR.
[re=645602]comicbookguy[/re]: Well, you know, it’s that Lieberal rederick. It just gets all over everything.
(Haven’t actually seen “ad hawk”, but all the others? Including “rederick”? I’ve seen ‘em on Yahoo comments.)
[re=645619]Starrigavan[/re]: “It’s only a matter of time before Gingrich shows up dead in Mexico with an ice pick in his side…”
Thank you. (Trotsky reference, right?) Now there’s an image that makes me as happy as a whole basketful of kittens. But couldn’t the icepick be driven through his temples?
[re=645758]comicbookguy[/re]: Palin/Cthulhu 2012 Either way the world ends.
“Miss Palin, there’s a representative of Overton Glass on the line. He wants to know just how far we’d like him to move the window.”
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