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Here Is Video Evidence of Jane Harman With Her ‘Boyfriend’ Ahmadinejad


Here is California Republican Mattie Fein and a person playing Rep. Jane Harman, her opponent in this year’s midterm / contest to see who can make dumber cultural allusions. So this is what the Newsweek offices look like these days? [YouTube]

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  • gurukalehuru

    Fattie Mein. I don’t care if it was too easy.

  • Extemporanus

    What knockers!

  • jus_wonderin

    That hurt.

  • Bufford T. Justice

    HA!HA!HA!HA!… shut the fuck up.

  • jus_wonderin

    “Stay Close To The Candles, The Staircase Can Be Treacherous”

  • Sharkey

    Frankenfein. Get it? (Me neither.)

  • GOPCrusher

    HE VAS MY BOYFRIEND!

  • El Pinche

    We use Bieber, and republitards use Ahmadinejad .

    And WTF? Mel Brooks.. pro-Israel ?

  • Sleeves

    Poor Jane can’t catch a break.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=645605]gurukalehuru[/re]: I hear Fattie’s a big fan of Mein camp.

  • DemmeFatale

    I’ll tell you what’s rotten…

  • weejee

    This is just the beginning Wonketteers, just the beginning.
    begin/ extended crazed laughter with slow fade
    /extended crazed laughter

  • edgydrifter

    What the fucking fuck was THAT all about?

  • teebob2000

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

  • Enslave the Whales

    Needs moar demon sheep.

  • Zorg

    Which one supports increased tax breaks for avocado ranchers? That’s what we REALLY care about in California…

  • just pixels

    This is the kind of thing that gives a bad name to reanimation of dead human flesh. But it does uplift the current state of our democracy.

  • bago

    Finally, politicians in corsets.

  • Throgmorton Dustbin

    No knockers were injured (or evident) in the production of this film. ~Mattie Fein

  • Holding Out for a Hero

    Oh dear God, another Republican has discovered teh internets. I can’t wait for this one to start twittering.

  • Brendan

    Sweet baby Jesus. This makes FCINO.com seem credible. This makes Sharron Angle look like a real candidate. WAIT THAT’S IT.

    This crazy person is literally only here to make other republican candidates look like real candidates that people will accidentally vote for.

    Crap.

  • Beanball

    I can hardly wait for the sequel: “Blazing Knockers”

  • An Outhouse

    I think it gets an ‘A’ for effort.

  • disgustedcitizen

    She approved that? Really?

  • The Silver Fox

    rick barber, tim james… step aside.

  • just pixels

    I love this ad! Because it opens the door a whole new style of political advertising. Instead of merely espousing your own positions or summarizing your competitor’s position, candidates can have actors portay their opponents. Those actors can say the crazy things the candidate wishes they’d say.

    Michele Bachmann (actor portayal): “To stop Obama we must KILL ALL KITTENS!”
    Sarah Palin (actor portayal): “For the sake of the troops, KILL ALL KITTENS!”
    Newt Gingich (actor portayal): “Because of the 1823 concordant of Lisbon, KILL ALL KITTENS!”

    Plus the added component of hiring actors who look like the candidate wishes they looked.

    Michele Bachman portrayed by Ted Nugent.
    Sarah Palin portrayed by Miley Cyrus.
    Newt Gingrich portrayed by Peter Griffin.

  • steverino247

    Who approved this ad?

    Abby. Abby something

    You voted to put a person with an abnormal brain in the United States House of Representatives!!!

  • just pixels

    [re=646254]steverino247[/re]: well played sir.