Bro Dude and Skunk Teach America About 'Muslim Mayhem'

Look at this hot piece of apple pie: he's ultra-masculine, loves smoking cigars, fetishises puppets, and most importantly, HATES MUSLIMS. This super-hunk, Doug Giles, introduces us to our terrifying future in AMERICANISTAN where Sharia law rules and skunk puppets are no longer permitted to confuse Shania Twain with John Lennon. Shania Twain, incidentally, is one of the few musicians never to have covered the ex-Beatles' famous anti-burqa anthem, Imagine, but that doesn’t matter, because SHARIA SHIZZLE. [ YouTube ]