The blogs were ON FIRE a few weeks back when Sarah Palin was captured on video confronting a lady with a mean anti-Palin banner, and apparently hunting down the Palins with your camera phone is now the hottest sport in Alaska that is not shooting moose. Today’s edition features some weird guy approaching the Palins outside Valdez Airport in Alaska and following them in. Sarah and Todd seem to have come up with a plan to deal with these weird video encounters, a super witty way of getting back at these people: taking out their own camera phones and pretending to record the recorders.
These videos only seem to make the Palins more cringe-inducing. [YouTube via Wonkette operative "Ryan S."]
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STOP BLOWING MY MIND!!!
Who? Mike Hawk?
Are the Palins behind the epidemic of cutting cocaine with a livestock de-wormer? Is this a new chapter in User_of_owls’ hookworm conjecture???
The Palins should take a page out of Alec Baldwin’s playbook when dealing with the paparazzi. Take a baseball bat and bust out their windshields.
“Liz Glover, to the white courtesy phone. Liz Glover, white courtesy phone, please.”
Hmm. I think the quality of the papparazzi following Sarah Palin around these days speaks volumes. Hoarse, creepy volumes, but volumes nonetheless.
Nice hooker heels, Snowbilly.
Can you imagine when she is Prezzidint what she and Todd will do to those poor WH pool reporters?
“Why you shakin’ so bad?” “You lookin’ at me?” Redneck Idiot! Dude taping them sounds like a Bill Murray character..
[re=644007]One Yield Regular[/re]: The saddest thing is that these stalky creepers are probably Snowbilly’s biggest fans.
Todd Speaks.
How about that?
As it turns out, surprise, surprise, he’s a bully.
Who knew?
Give that man a Pulitzer, he got more out of the Former Mister Ex-First Dude
than any other person on earth ever has.
[re=644008]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Part of the stolen wardrobe.
[re=644001]Radiotherapy[/re]: Listen to that first part again:
“What do you do here, Hawk?”
“I’m a small business owner.”
“Okay, what kind of business do you own?”
“Uh, I have skateboard shops, espresso shops…”
It’s fucking Tony Hawk, dude!
If you would just fade off into non-existence, maybe stuff like this wouldn’t happen anymore. But if you want to be a media whore, you should just expect things like this to happen.
[re=644013]Zadig[/re]: or relatives….
Is she carrying baby Twig or whatever his name is around in that bag? Mama Grizzlies never leave their children in the care of someone else would they?
[re=644016]Extemporanus[/re]: No. Can’t be. In Valdez, Alaska? Like, Exxon Valdez?
Everyone go to the youtube and blast these Palin humping freedumb fighters (my new fav name for these slobs) leaving stoopid comments out of the water with your acerbic wit. or whatever.
[re=644003]weejee[/re]: bad linky
try snorting this
titz or gtfo
Can somebody please punch that douchebag, Todd, in the nuts? What a colossal dick.
[re=644016]Extemporanus[/re]: 1. Pedobear is back. Long live Pedobear.
2. Who knew Valdez is big with skateboarders AND Tony is big on the Joe?
PWND. Or whatever the fuck the kids say nowadays.
[re=644016]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=644037]Radiotherapy[/re]:
Well in Valdesease they do know about pipes, it being the last sphinter in the North Slope alimentary canal. The Palins sure know about skating by. Skating + pipes, is Tony Hawk so surprising?
If you want to pose with Sarah you have to wear your school-bus-yellow slicker outfit.
Looks like Anonymous video guy vs. Scientology Palins to me. As usual Anonymous gets the win.
Wazzup with security at the Valdez airport?? Since when do stalkers get to follow people ALL THE WAY to the gate??
I hope everybody in the country STARTS filming the Scientology Palins at every place they go!
[re=644054]babsinbuffalo[/re]: Most airports in Alaska are v. small, & often only one or two “gates.” The TSA poke and prod is essentially right where the glass starts right at the gate(s).
[re=644021]whiterabid[/re]: Sure enough. I flew there last week via a connecting flight from Deepwater Horizon National in N’awlins.
babsinbuffalo
You are right, Todd Palin shouldn’t have been allowed to stalk that guy at the gate. Where was security?
Mercede’s blog references Rex and Tank. Are these real people or is the whole thing a put-on? I know, I’m late to the party.
What is WRONG with these people???
Man, I’d love to get a recording of them recording their recorders.
Well, that was fucking inane. Call any vegetable, call it by name and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Hey man, this Hawk person is not only a skateboard and espresso shop owner he’s also gunning for a job with TMZ! Valdez, Alaska is where TMZ send their new “cub paparazzi stalkers” to be trained. Then they send them off to Hollywood to film Levi.
ANYTHING that makes the Wasilly-billies less comfortable outside their Jonestown-like compound (with the rapist, stalker, Muslim, terrorist outsider reporter next-door) and makes them believe more and more and more that people are out to get them – all the better. Fakes react to fakes better than any actors ever could.. These people (the Wasilly-billies) are SO stupid that they probably believe everyone is after them, all the time.. Well, after this coming weekend in D.C. the chief Swag-Hag and ex-major of Wasilly may be right…
Todd is clearly warding off an attack from a Body Thetan.
Betcha sex between those 2 is flat out tantrick!
Bristol, sex tape pronto! Get to the PR-ING.
So recursive…
[re=644059]weejee[/re]: The name of Mr. Hawk’s espresso shop and skater emporium has got to be Juan Valdez’s Coffee Grind. No?
Cause skaters’ spontaneous videotaping is pretty funny too.
Why’m I shakin’? Why you trippin’?
What kind of a Real American doesn’t recognize Adam Sandler speaking into a cell phone?
Looks like Todd doesn’t have Bieber-fever.
It must suck living life with your Artic Cat underwear in a wad all day and hating everything and everyone in sight. I bet he wishes he could just wrap his snowmobile around tree going 60 mph every time he’s racing down the snow trail, and thinking about the screeching grifter waiting at home.
[re=644090]Mull_Man[/re]: I’m recording the youtube right now. An inter-dimensional worm hole just opened up in my living room.
[re=644127]El Pinche[/re]: Todd’s probably doing Greta van Susteran.
How long before someone gets them with their meth dealers? Having sex with their meth dealers?
I have come to the conclusion filming the Palins with any digital media is a waste of perfectly good electrons.
[re=644137]chascates[/re]: “El Pinche: Todd’s probably doing Greta van Susteran.”
I don’t think that power couple would swing with anyone who’s not a Hubbardologist.
Gee….why would someone want to record your wife checking into an airport?
I DON’T KNOW, FUCKNUTS, MAYBE BECAUSE SHE’S ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS WOMEN IN THE WORLD AND I WANT MY FRIENDS TO BELIEVE MY “HEY GUESS WHO I SAW AT THE AIRPORT” STORY?
I can’t believe it, but Sarah really IS the smart one in that family.
[re=644096]Radiotherapy[/re]: think the priest missed his last does of laundanum?
I hope this sets Alaska tourism back a millennium or two. What a creepy airport, not even including the occupants.
Here she is presented with a rude weirdo, and she STILL puts on the passive-aggressive, sugary-fake “I’m not bothered by anything” bullshit… her desperate attempt to politic everything only adds to her disingenuous freakishness, making her a bigger weirdo for not telling him to simply fuck off with his provoking.
And fucking fuck if her husband is not the biggest dumb ape, ever. No wonder her children follow her media-whoring example instead of flogging seals from snowmobiles.
Who’s watching the spawn? I hope its not single parent Bristol, former lover of son of drug dealer. Call social services!
Remember the Greta, the Palin Family Sea Org, grew up in a home in which Joe McCarthy (yes, that one) was a boarder.
NOW I remember what this tape reminds me of…
Know what happens when someone films people going into and coming from the Scientology Temple in LA? Their “Celebrity Center”? The members come out like ants swarming an anthill and surround the guy filming in an attempt to intimidate him, and ask the same question over and over to belittle him. They get into his face, swat at the camera….then, they bring THEIR cameras out and film HIM in an attempt to mock him. View the video below of a man being harassed by Scientology followers and see if the method of operation isn’t absolutely identical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y
I KNEW I saw this tactic being used before!! Greta Van Susteren and her husband, John Coate are Scientology “Church” members! In fact, John Coate has completed the organization’s course OT-VII, Scientology’s second most powerful level.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/geoffrey-dunn/sarah-greta-scientology_b_180523.html
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Wouldn’t there be security video inside the Valdez Airport? See exactly who did what to whom???
Right outside the boarding gate waiting area… might be interesting to get it… public record and all… and didn’t Hawk film the Faux news crew member swatting his cell phone with the papers in her hand? And of course, Todd coming up and starting the confrontation outside the boarding gate? I think he’d be entitled to get a copy of that videotape if he was going to file a Notice of Intent to Sue…
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