Sad, Jobless America Getting Angrier/Dumber About Islam Thing Somewhere
by Ken Layne
Did you spend the weekend trying to sell off the rest of your meager possessions and avoiding news about the 20 million flood victims in Pakistan? Then you may be one of the 309 million Americans who aren’t dedicated enough to keeping America’s Deadly Muslims from building a “Muslim World” resort on the ashes of America’s 9/11. Several hundred real Americans took open-top tour buses to New York City for the first time over the weekend and were delighted to find something racist/idiotic to do once released near the Sacred Ground (Wall Street) of Lower Manhattan. They were fat and loud and soon their Racist Queen (Newt Gingrich) will lead them into a shallow pond somewhere, to drown, for America. [New York Daily News/Seattle Times]- Deep below the Earth in the mining colony of Australia, neither the left (“Labor”) nor the right (“Liberals”) have won a majority in national elections. With results still uncertain in five of Australia’s electoral divisions (all called “Florida,” per international law), the ruling Labor party and Liberal “coalition” are each expected to end up with 73 seats in the (Australian) House of Representatives. This is so scary/unsettled that everybody is freaking out — voting is compulsory on this prison isle — and only the local mining stocks are profiting from the great fear. Experts say Australia’s royal queen, David Cameron, may soon make some sort of decision “by post” in distant Mother England. [ABC/Financial Post/The Australian]
- Do you like to eat the bleached infertile globs of shelled fat produced by our nation’s chicken concentration camps, for breakfast? Then you may be sick right now, because of this, plus all your other habits. Also — and possibly unrelated — you may have rectal cancer. [CNN/LAT]
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I’m hoping the rectal cancer gets me before all our furniture is sold to the auction house and before the strangers close on our house. I already have instructions that I be buried with my butt sticking up, since the world has taken such an interest in kicking it.
“…bleached infertile globs of shelled fat produced by our nation’s chicken concentration camps…”
There’s a Newt Gingrich joke in there somewhere.
Media Matters dug up a video of Glenn Beck and Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf together on “Good Morning America” back in 2006.
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201008230004
soon their Racist Queen (Newt Gingrich) will lead them into a shallow pond somewhere, to drown, for America.
If only…and please to take all the other “ers” with him. The tenthers, the birthers, the baggers, the 14thers.
“It’s About RESPECT” — Right back atcha, Gramma.
I don’t know if the NY Daily News *intentionally* used the wrong there/their in their little side-bar poll, but it’s supremely appropriate.
[re=643555]BarackMyWorld[/re]:
And Laura Ingraham has totally down with the Cordoba Islamic Center before anti-Muslim bigotry became the GOP wedge issue du jour:
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/08/16/laura-ingraham-mosque/
Hmmmmmm.
A half billion eggs that need to be disposed.
What to do? What to do?
Like calling the guvmint about a waterspout in the bathtub, these whiny morons don’t even realize they are really just peeing in their own eyes.
It looks like basically none of our fellow English-speaking countries can decide on one party to lead them. Does this mean the balance of power here after November will be decided by Joe Lieberman?
[re=643561]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: the answer is right in front of our faces: Giant Missile Shield Omlette in Space
I want to know what we’re doing to stop the Muslims from building mosques next to the flooded cities in Pakistan. Obviously their god, Allah, is responsible for this tragedy and I think the wound is just too fresh for these Muslims to be building mosques next to this hallowed ground where their god killed thousands. Obviously.
Eggs, the other salmonella.
[re=643566]JMP[/re]: If it’s Vinegar Joe, that means: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran.
Ken, you’re back. Did you do any other fun things besides the tour of the Del Monte cannery?
Heh, the FDA commissioner’s name is Hamburg.
In the “Mental Disconnect Of The Day” category, I nominate a Des Moines Register poster this morning that decided to take the opportunity to post to an article about how DeCoster Farms has been found to be in health and immigration violations on numerous occasions, that the real problem is that the people that got salmonella from the eggs did not take the “Personal Responsibility” to cook the eggs before consuming them.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20100823/NEWS/8230320/1001/
Aussie Rules Elections = cage-match, Last Man Standing, bare knuckles.
Hundreds of millions of poisoned eggs = Matt Drudge going into seclusion & wearing a black armband for the rest of his life (we wish).
Is Gringrich’s given name “Newton?” I mean, how can you take that seriously, Racist Queen or not?
Australian notes: their House now includes about four independents and one Green, who will between them decide who to back for Prime Minister – Julia Gillard, Australia’s Hilary Clinton, or Tony Abbott, Australia’s skinny equivalent of Newt Gingrich.
Well, ya gotta admit, as bloody shirts go it’s hard to beat 9/11…
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