The Ashes of 10,000 Cigarettes: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century

by Benjamin Frisch

The Girl With The Reagan Tattoo

This is it — the penultimate edition of Ayn Rand’s graphic novel Chick Tract! Come and join Ayn in the objectivist climax of our story, there’s only one left after this one, baby!

For further reading, start from the beginning, or check the archive. Go Galt!

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The Church of Realism August 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm

I didn’t Alan Greenspan was so flammable…

ManchuCandidate August 23, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Only if she did a “Roy Batty”*.

*for you non nerds, it is a scene from the movie BladeRunner where Roy Batty a replicant (fake human/android etc) decides to kiss his maker and then promptly kills him by jamming his thumbs through his glasses.

Lascauxcaveman August 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Ummm…. OK?

blinky_twinkie August 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm

Is Ayn a Pisces?

freakishlystrong August 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm

Thanks for the laugh/pantload!

dijetlo August 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm

Goodness people, it’s like none of you ever took a massive whack of mescaline and wandered the desert looking for your spirit guide. Ayn is still obviously tripping serious balls. Also, if that were really Dr Greenspan incinerated by our Ayn, she would have uttered something along the lines of “Time for you peer review, Alan” before dispatching the miscreant.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce August 23, 2010 at 12:53 pm

[re=643733]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave (to the socialist apparatchiks).

weejee August 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Alan Greenspan is the wizard behind Acorn’s curtains. Who knew?

DoktorZoom August 23, 2010 at 1:08 pm

No vomit this time?

GOPCrusher August 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Needed some “I NEED NO PEER REVIEW!”

Monsieur Grumpe August 23, 2010 at 2:44 pm

She’s sexy!

DeLand DeLakes August 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm

I love this so fuckin’ much. Thank you.

proudgrampa August 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Oh. My. God. This can’t be almost the end?????!!!???? Needz more Ayn. Please, do NOT stop now or anytime soon.


drpangloss August 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm

Just like her awful books but needs more gratuitous sex.

psilage August 24, 2010 at 3:36 am

It’s like that dream I had that time. After smoking.

Mostly_Harmless August 24, 2010 at 11:09 am

Ayn Rand: The only corpse to become more physically attractive than it’s former state.

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