Michelle Malkin: Obama Is Invading Our Oceans, Imposing Sea-ria

 
Michelle Malkin put back on her sexy bikini because she has a very important column today about how Obama is "grabbing" our oceans from us. PUT THOSE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM, SOCIALIST! "It’s not enough that the White House is moving to lock up hundreds of millions of acres of land in the name of environmental protection. The Obama administration’s neon green radicals are also training their sights on the deep blue seas." Oh no! Not those two colors!

The president’s grabby-handed bureaucrats have been empowered through executive order to seize unprecedented control from states and localities over “conservation, economic activity, user conflict and sustainable use of the ocean, our coasts and the Great Lakes.”_

What does that underscore mean, Michelle? Is Obama going to build his own royal Kenyan diving board that only he can use?

“Helping coordinate the science,” as interpreted by Obama’s Chicago-on-the-Potomac heavies, means doctoring, massaging and ramming through whatever eco-data is necessary “to reduce conflicts among uses, reduce environmental impacts, facilitate compatible uses, and preserve critical ecosystem services to meet economic, environmental, security and social objectives.” Translation: drastically limiting human activity from coastal areas to seabeds to achieve the “social objective” of appeasing the enviros and their deep-pocketed philanthropic funders.

Damn, those evil corrupt Chicagoans are in on this. We've seen them bribing Lake Michigan and getting it hooked on heroin and making it launder money and kill people. Now they want to hurt our precious oceans by protecting them from harm. Stop murdering our oceans, Chicago goons.

Our oceans WANT to be polluted. The fish WANT to all be fished and go extinct. It's called liberty. It's a free country, and nature can do what it wants.

This is just an underwater version of Sharia law that Obama is imposing. [ Pen Clip Art ]