Michelle Malkin put back on her sexy bikini because she has a very important column today about how Obama is “grabbing” our oceans from us. PUT THOSE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM, SOCIALIST! “It’s not enough that the White House is moving to lock up hundreds of millions of acres of land in the name of environmental protection. The Obama administration’s neon green radicals are also training their sights on the deep blue seas.” Oh no! Not those two colors!
The president’s grabby-handed bureaucrats have been empowered through executive order to seize unprecedented control from states and localities over “conservation, economic activity, user conflict and sustainable use of the ocean, our coasts and the Great Lakes.”_
What does that underscore mean, Michelle? Is Obama going to build his own royal Kenyan diving board that only he can use?
“Helping coordinate the science,” as interpreted by Obama’s Chicago-on-the-Potomac heavies, means doctoring, massaging and ramming through whatever eco-data is necessary “to reduce conflicts among uses, reduce environmental impacts, facilitate compatible uses, and preserve critical ecosystem services to meet economic, environmental, security and social objectives.” Translation: drastically limiting human activity from coastal areas to seabeds to achieve the “social objective” of appeasing the enviros and their deep-pocketed philanthropic funders.
Damn, those evil corrupt Chicagoans are in on this. We’ve seen them bribing Lake Michigan and getting it hooked on heroin and making it launder money and kill people. Now they want to hurt our precious oceans by protecting them from harm. Stop murdering our oceans, Chicago goons.
Our oceans WANT to be polluted. The fish WANT to all be fished and go extinct. It’s called liberty. It’s a free country, and nature can do what it wants.
This is just an underwater version of Sharia law that Obama is imposing. [Pen Clip Art]
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That Malkin is cold stone brilliant.
[re=642832]mustardman[/re]: Agreed. No friggin’ way.
She’s just pissed because she’s an anchor baby. Anchors lurrve them some seabed. Shit, sorry, it’s Friday.
This “unprecedented” seizure of control actually does have precedent that’s over a hundred years old, thanks to that commie socialist Teddy Roosevelt.
“doctoring, massaging and ramming through”
Methinks Michelle might just have a secret crush on our president.
[re=642839]edgydrifter[/re]:
I did and I deeply regret it.
[re=642841]freakishlystrong[/re]: No, she’s pissed because Tom Tancredo won’t let her be Lt. Gov. of Colorado…
Pretty sure if Obama gave everyone a free ice cream sundae, Malkin and the other would complain about the flavor.
“Naturally Obama serves chocolate because that’s how he sees America – a land of brown, with no white.”
“Naturally Obama serves vanilla because that’s how he sees America – as uniform, plain vanilla, robots.”
“Naturally Obama serves strawberry because that’s how he sees America – as a canvas he can turn red.”
“Grabby-handed,” huh?
Everybody knows that in her line of work, the first rule is no touching!
Everytime a conservative says something negative about saving the environment, an Indian Chief cries
This chick is always finding something to complain about. Why doesn’t she go start a colony on that Texas-sized lump of plastic in the middle of the Pacific…for skank exhibitionist fucktards. She can plant a flag in it — or stripper pole.
Which Republican strategist decided on using “ramming through” as a talking point that would never be dropped? I have to say, it’s totally effective in that I get completely aroused every time I hear it.
Why did I click the link? Why?
[re=642846]JMP[/re]: And of course, W created national parks too, when he apparently should’ve drowned them in the bathtub, or something. Not that his “environmental laws” had any merit, of course.
Tuna Pants Malkin is just afraid someone is going to take away her God given right to pee in the ocean.
Malkin’s shrieking only serves one useful purpose: to mask the clatter of the ping-pong balls falling out of her twat.
Shit, Ken’s gone to Timbuktu or somewhere. Neilist, where the hell did you stash that spare 0.45? Although Milkin is so skinny a 22 short is probly too much.
Did you know that in Tagalog, a language widely spoken in the Phillippines, the expression “MIchelle malkin” means “Big sloppy dump in the shorts”? In support of the English-only principle dear to right-wing bloggers, Ms. Malkin should henceforth be known as “Big sloppy dump in the shorts.”
[re=642853]FMA[/re]: That took me a couple seconds to actually get, but that’s only because it’s been years since I’ve been to the nudey bar.
*sigh*
Memories.
Can our precious bodily fluids even be safe from this grabby-handed Kenyan?
Gasp — President Obama is imposing consistent and uniform regulations on the use of a resource that is shared by all, per the dictates of perfidious Federalism, something never envisioned by our founding fathers! Next he’ll be prohibiting the various states from printing their own currency or declaring war on each other! Somebody alert John Adams!
It’s not like we’re killing the oceans in our hunt for the cheapest yet still fish like Fillet O’Fish and All You Can Eat Alaskan King Crab leg night at Red Lobster.
Under the sea!
Under the sea!
Darling it’s better
When they treat it like a shitter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
So they can wipe us out for “All You can Eat”
While they pollutin’
Full time to dyin’
Under the sea
Obama is a Muslim.
Many Muslims live in the Middle East, which is a desert with very limited water supplies.
Therefore his Muslim brothers need water. So Obama is protecting the oceans until his monkey god can teleport all the water into giant holding tanks outside Riyadh.
Lining his enviro supporters’ pockets is just a cover to keep Malkin distracted until all the water is gone.
Does it to you?
Why doesn’t that bitch complain about something funny, like how many times the Obamanator takes a crap and flushes the toilet–thus delpeting our prescious potable water resources.
We already know from the wingnuts that Obama doesn’t care about white people; he’s just doing this to get dolphin and octopus vote.
[re=642871]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’m wondering what state Malkin thinks the oceans belong to.
[re=642868]Chain Tattoo[/re]: So, like santorum, only with less lube and more tuna extract?
neon green radicals (chlorine, dioxygen, triphenylmethyl and nitroxides) all afloat in a deep blue sea… i need an aspirin.
For the past few months, I’ve been spotlighting the Obama administration’s War on the West,…
We have always been at war with the West.
Malkin has a brain like Glen Beck’s chalkboard. The tenuous connections that exist between our nation’s bureaucratic boffins and indy envirotards are all that she needs to level her lamebrain accusations of CONSPIRACY ZOMG.
Michelle Malkin, living proof that there are still careers to be made as a dusky hued fuktard. Not that I want to encourage any of our youth along those lines. There are all sorts of prostitution opportunities in this great county. In fact, they’re about the only opportunities left. I have to admit that I am biased against people who come here from corrupt backward dictatorships who immediately go to work to impose their undemocratic ideas on US Americans.
[re=642841]freakishlystrong[/re]: You have nothing to apologize for — that comment, and Jack’s impressive Kenyan diving board trick, are two of the wittier things one could hope for when the topic is “Michelle Malkin + Ocean”.
[re=642853]FMA[/re]: [re=642869]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Michelle’s customers are usually cool with the “You no grabby-handy!” rule because she offers twenty different menu items, and doesn’t charge a cover.
(FUN FACT: Malkin’s blog post serves up #13, #16, and #17. She was all out of #12…so sorry!)
comment #10, that’s as far as I got:
I consider these people as enemy infiltrators and collaborators. Remember the Special Forces Wehrmacht troops posing as US soldiers at the Battle of the Bulge? They need to be tried and shot as traitors, then laid out on planks and photographed – just like Wild West outlaws.
psst, don’t tell malkin that the Feds already own 30% of the land already.
[re=642881]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Yeah, that pretty much covers it, so to speak.
sd
[re=642903]jorercom023[/re]: Well, you’ve certainly convinced me.
God, she’s never going to get it. HEEEELLLOOOOO….Michelle, you’re a token member of a party of exclusion. If you were white and dumpy they’d ignore you completely. Wake up, dumbass.
BTW Michelle, after the 12-mile limit the ocean is up for grabs to any country: socialist, atheist, Filipino, you name it.
And since billions of fish crap in it every day who even cares?
Malkin is scared of black people in the ocean. Their evil color might wash off and cling to her white skin.
[re=642868]Chain Tattoo[/re]: [re=642881]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: That would explain her chum-stained panties.
“appeasing the enviros and their deep-pocketed philanthropic funders”
Because goodness knows there’s nothing patriotic conservatives loathe more than deep-pocketed funders.
And philanthropy.
[re=642924]CthuNHu[/re]: Everybody knows that the “enviros” have the kind of scratch to game the system, unlike, say, BP or Exxon or Halliburton.
I’d hit it.
“grabby-handed bureaucrats”, you get them together with the namby pamby careerists in the State Department and you got trouble.
Wait, why did BP have to get advance approval of drilling plans from a Federal agency (Mineral Mangement Services or somesuch in the Dept. of the Interior), if regulation of extraction of ocean resource is a new federal dictatorial power grab now?
And people trashed Olbermann for calling her a “mashed-up bag of meat” (actually, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds really bad).
[re=642896]Radiotherapy[/re]: Commenter 10 seems to have a few bloody stories about WWII and cowboys and not much else except rage going on in his little brain.
You know who else liked cowboy stories and public executions? Germans. Yeh. I went there for Commenter 10.
The dumbing is happening so fast. Is it from aluminum cooking pans?
[re=643001]Tube City[/re]: You are so right. Remember, that socialist, Adolph, based lebensraum and the subjugation of the Slavs on how we handled the Native Americans.
Not only do these simpletons cook in aluminum, I think they chew tinfoil too.
[re=643001]Tube City[/re]: A combination of the aluminum foil hats to thwart the radio waves of the Obamathoughtpolice and Teflon.
If Obama wanted to put the oceans in an internment camp, Michelle might take a different position.
Why doesn’t she go start a colony on that Texas-sized lump of plastic in the middle of the Pacific…
Too, late. Dogbert already made the claim..
I have yet to meet a Filipino woman that wasn’t at least a little bit insane. Maybe just kind of kooky, or a little off, or maybe full-blown, bat-shit crazy. I am sorry if that offends, but it is true for all the women with ties to the Philippines that I have met. Not saying it holds true for all of them. And with that disclaimer I would like to ask why is this crazy Filipino bitch still talking?
The “deep blue seas”? Wouldn’t that be the brownish reddish sludgy stinky seas?
Give us back our Bikini Malkin, or STFU.
It’s not just that these fuckers deny global warming and favor unregulated capitalism.
They are actually full on in favor of polluting the environment, just for the hell of it, in the same way that they are in favor of torture, war and oppression.
I’d hit it, though.
Um, George W. Bush actually already did “lock up millions of acres” of deep blue sea on behalf of (gasp) the environment….in June of 2006.
“President Bush…created the world’s largest marine protected area — a group of remote Hawaiian islands that cover 84 million acres and are home to 7,000 species of birds, fish and marine mammals, at least a quarter of which are unique to Hawaii.
At a White House ceremony, the president designated the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands the United States’ 75th national monument. The islands have been described as “America’s Galapagos” and as the most intact tropical marine region under U.S. jurisdiction.
“To put this area in context, this national monument is more than 100 times larger than Yosemite National Park,” Bush said. “It’s larger than 46 of our 50 states, and more than seven times larger than all our national marine sanctuaries combined. This is a big deal.”
Hear that,Michele Squalkin Malkin? It’s a BIG EFFEN DEAL.
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