Tom Tancredo is engaged in a noble quest to keep the Colorado governor’s race as hilarious as possible, and he is not disappointing! We all know Tom’s big thing is immigration, but how can you work that into your quixotic third-party run for the governorship of a state that doesn’t even border Mexico? We’ll probably find out later; for now, he’s going to go with abortion, instead, because it’s well known that abortion is to ladies as immigration is to Mexicans. And supposedly ultra-right-wing Republican candidate Dan Maes just picked a lady as his running mate! Do you think this lady might have opinions about wombs and the babies that grow there — opinions different from Tom Tancredo’s?
Tom Tancredo thinks this, apparently!
Tancredo has heavily criticized Maes for his characterization of his business career and his choice of lieutenant governor, former Colorado state Rep. Tambor Williams.
“He just picked a lieutenant governor candidate who was the most pro-choice member of the legislature and he claims to be a strong pro-life person,” the former presidential candidate said. “He’s a total fraud.”
Wow, the most pro-choice member of the entire legislature? Let’s find out about her radical positions!
“I will probably say I am pro-life, with the exceptions that we have come to respect … the life of the mother, rape, incest,” Williams said, according to Fox affiliate KDVR. “I think there are times when pro-life has to give way to the best of possible choices, and they’re never, ever easy.”
Good lord, it sounds like she is basically an abortionist herself, and probably tried to give abortions on the floor of the Colorado legislature on the sly, while all the other legislators were telling 15-year-old girls how awesome it was going to be to raise their daughter-sister. Thankfully, Tom Tancredo exposed this hypocrisy, since the Constitution gives state lieutenant governors unlimited power over abortion policy.
Tom Tancredo also announced that he had raised $100,000, so he now doesn’t care whether Maes quits the race or not, because he’s staying in no matter what. He also denied rumors that he would make Michelle Malkin his running mate, because he’s a terrible monster, but not actually a war criminal. [CNN]
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“Colorado state Rep. Tambor Williams.”
I can’t help but think of Orly Taitz when I see that name.
2010: The Year of Never Good Enough
What’s old is new again. It’s nice to see Dick’s nose making a comeback.
Somehow I suspect the the Colorado legislature actually has some Democrats, and maybe even some Republicans, who actually are against forced childbirth even in cases where it wouldn’t be even more evil than usual. Tom Tancredo has made the biggest example of hyperbole in the history of planet Earth.
$100,000 could buy a great pair of giant clown shoes, to go with the big, round clown nose. Money would be left to rent a calliope to play patriotic songs.
[re=642636]rafflesinc[/re]: HEY NOW!
Tom Tancredo: The poor unfunny man’s answer to Mort Sahl.
Well, for Tancredo it all comes down to the fact that Tambor Williams has lady parts. This (of course) makes her a total abortionist, not to mention a hairy-armpitted lesbo-leaning feminazi who won’t just shut the hell up and let men tell them what they can do with their bodies.
“…while all the other legislators were telling 15-year-old girls how awesome it was going to be to raise their daughter-sister…”
OMFG, that’s awesome.
“Tancredo also denied online speculation that he might offer the lieutenant governor slot to conservative blogger Michelle Malkin.
“Well she could take the top spot if she wants to run,” Tancredo joked. “I’ll be her lieutenant governor, she’s a dear friend,” but there’s no truth to the rumors.”
Does that mean he’s seen the ping pong ball routine???
And those liberal fascists on the Supreme Court have ruled — repeatedly, I believe — that anti-abortion laws are unconstitutional if they don’t make exceptions when the mother’s life is at stake or for rape/incest. So why does Tom Tancredo hate the Constitution?
[re=642636]rafflesinc[/re]: I can’t help but think of this guy:
[re=642640]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Is Tancredo going to have ghey sex with teh ghost of Sammy Davis Jr.?
[re=642658]rikitikitavi[/re]: Ah hell, here’s the link: http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Aq_Az/Arrested_Development/crops/Arrested-Jeffrey-tambor4.jpg
Jesus. The Republics better be careful they don’t lap themselves. They’re running so far to the right they’re going to go full circle and be left of libruls.
I’ll bet if the unborn child’s mother or father was here illegally, he’d perform the abortion himself. Or drop kick the little bundle of America-hating-terror over the border first chance he gets. Especially if the young ‘uns make the mistake of tunneling out of the womb without a green card. He’s tough on babies. Not like the wuss Lou Dobbs who is the most pro-illegal public figure in America. In fact, why is Dobbs still here? Let’s deport him back to his homeland, the total fraud.
[re=642663]rikitikitavi[/re]: [re=642644]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Hence my previous HEY NOW! for anyone who didn’t get it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D89eOYo0kpw
The statement from Tanc is just some Wingnut boilerplate. He doesn’t even have a press office, he just has a stack of those fridge magnets that are different phrases like:
“My opponent says”
“Mexicans”
“HATE ROMNEY”
“Barack Obama is”
“terror taxi”
“OUR LORD Jesus Christ”
“far left”
“TACOTACOTACO”
“the Jews” etc…
Whenever he needs to make a statement to the media, he whips something up.
[re=642664]freakishlystrong[/re]: Fab.
Someday, Tancredo will tell the psychiatrist all. (“Markos Moulitsas did this to me!”)
[re=642656]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
If we allow the women folk to abort their inbred rape babies, Tancredo and the Teabaggers wouldn’t have a base.
Alt-test is delicious.
[re=642685]Limeylizzie[/re]: Alt-teXt . Fool
[re=642656]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I believe you meant “Why does the Supreme Court hate the Constitution?”
And alt-txt win. Also.
[re=642703]imissopus[/re]: Oops, that was supposed to be “Why does the Supreme Court hate babies?” Brain fail.
That Tambor person sounds entirely too rational to be running on a Republican ticket.
The crazy chicken, Tanc, runs his campaign entirely on free wingnut talk radio, gabbing about anything to fawning hosts who like to call him “my good friend” and “congressman.” The biggest problem with Dan Maes is that he was elected by the Republican State Assembly, you know, people who showed up to vote. That left the elite millionaires who run the party with their panties in a wad. Then the crazy chicken danced in and life has been quite enjoyable.
Tom is the only thing standing between America and the Islamo Fascist Caliphate of Colorado. Once the Muslins own Denver, they will surely choke off the flow of coal (by rail) to Texas – one step closer to the return of harsh, sharia law and Mexican Islam to the lone star state.
Tambor means coat hanger in Mexican.
[re=642685]Limeylizzie[/re]: [re=642703]imissopus[/re]: It is so disgustingly awesome that it crawled into my computer and aborted my comment with its back teeth.
[re=642644]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Hank you for that.
[re=642725]S.Luggo[/re]: Y Tu Mama Tambor End?
(Sorry…that was drum.)
Tancrazo was my Rep. in the US congress before I left Colorado.. You think what you see in the media is complete nut-balls?? You can’t print the stuff that happens with this loon-bag behind the scenes.. When I left, he was either going to be recalled or lynched..
People HATED this guy..that’s with blood spewing from their eyes as they spoke his name…..absolute RAGE. And now he is making a further mockery of Colorado and it’s relatively peaceful way of life. This mostly started with Dobson down in the Springs; then that nut-bag Haggart (the prostitute preacher guy), and then the ultra-right wing flocking to the state to try and take over the west; and on and on and on… It was cuckoo….
So, if anything, do whatever you can do personally or privately but keep this clown out of office and out of public view. He has probably done more in the last two years to set back positive relations with numerous peoples here in the US and others abroad than most any other politician-wannabee we have in the US.
IF it gets down to desperate measures, ask him about his most feared opponent if you want to stop him in his tracks…..FOSSILS.
Plank 1 of the Republican Platform: Rapists have Rights!
Abortion clinics are like baseball fields or porn emporia: If you build them, they will cum.
So here’s a trivia question: How “well” did the Tanker do the last time he ran statewide? Somewhere in the very low single digits, wasn’t it? Sl why is the Repug party so afraid of him? My own theory is they aren’t but they for some reason can’t say so, because of some nearly abstract meta-fear; the same meta-fear that keeps them from laughing out loud every time you mention Alan Keyes. So for now, he’s just another ugly particle in the chaff cloud that awaits the re-entry vehicle of the Candidate To Be Designated Later, who is Not Mitt Romney.
[re=642843]artbot2000[/re]: Tank will get the loony-fucking-fringe vote, and the repubs were counting on them for Maes, hence giving democrat Hickenlooper better odds of winning His Governorship. (my tea-bagger step-son – not a blood relation Thank God – hates Hick because he has supported finding ways of helping the homeless, and so calls him “Chickenstoopid”, which I have to admit makes me laugh even though I like him. My sense of humor being honed here at Wonkette and all.)
Tancredo’s running mate is some white guy who calls himself “Dayhorse” Campbell. Word.
abortion is to ladies as immigration is to Mexicans
I totally blew this one on the SAT.
Also, wouldn’t this sort of undermine the anchor baby nonsense, since it suggests that Mexican ladies would immigrate to the USA to have their abortions. So kinda like anchor bloody dead fetuses?
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