What do you have to do these days to become the director of the Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection? The precedent set by Keyboard Cat and Mike Gravel is quite clear: You need to make a musical YouTube video, something the kids can “grind to.” But Elizabeth Warren doesn’t have time for such trifles, and that is why “The Main Street Brigade” — a pro-Warren death squad — made a sick YouTube beat in her honor. “Got A New Sheriff” is the new #1 best song for getting your dry-hump on. The sounds are so smooth, it’s as if Elizabeth Warren is delicately tickling the inside of your ear, with her tongue, in the most sexual way possible. Yes. [Yeas & Nays/YouTube]

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  • Escape Goat Nation

    I have to admit I have a bit of a crush on Elizabeth Warren.

  • weejee

    Intern Riley, who know you were from Muskogee? This made my best morning cup of joe in a while.

  • a_lion

    Oh gosh, miniature horse. I guess I’ll have to support her!

  • just pixels

    I lasted 12 seconds. I’ll bet that’s the world record.

  • Noodle Salad

    In today’s day and age, with the interwebz and all, you gotta represent autotune better than this. Although the glowing golden cowboy boots kind of make up for it.

  • chaste everywhere

    If Ennio Morricone weren’t still alive he’d be spinning in his proverbial–oh, you know. But I like imagining the IMPEACH ELIZABETH WARREN billboards.

  • ttommyunger

    My usual snarkiness aside, we need Elizabeth Warren in a high position of responsibility in our Government. Also, FDIC Head Sheila Bair is TOP DRAWER material; smart, gutsy and honest. Frankly, I would vote for both of them today for Pres/VP and it wouldn’t matter to me which was the top of the ticket.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    Among all the western-themed rap/rock videos promoting an individual for Director of Consumer Financial Services, that’s probably one of the best.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Jon Stewart, you’ve been out-geeked by three rapping black cowboys with a Shetland pony. No wonder I stopped dropping acid — it’s not necessary.

  • Allyson

    Kool Moe Dee’s “Wild Wild West” meets Public Enemy’s “By the Time I get to Arizona.”
    Seriously, if this does not convince Obama to stand up against Summers and Geithner and appoint Warren, I weep for our economic future.

  • MysteriousHoatzin


    I love Elizabeth Warren as much as the next liberal wonk, but I don’t know how I feel about this kind of popular (as in, of the people, populist?) excitement over a bureaucrat/law professor.

    On one hand, it is nice to see people know who she is and want her in a position where she can do some good. On the other, it is sad to see regular people aiming for such modest goals. Think of the Overton window, people! We need songs about revolution and heads rolling on Wall Street, not this namby pamby put-person-A-in-department-B bullshit.

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  • problemwithcaring

    [re=642669]MysteriousHoatzin[/re]: My first thoughts: Are these some regular people with a deep-seated passion about policy implementation or is this some wonky-ass policy analysts’ idea of what regular people would like? Either way, no “Double Rainbow.”

  • populucious

    This kinda brought tears to my eyes.

  • MysteriousHoatzin

    [re=642707]problemwithcaring[/re]: Ok, or that. However, I would imagine anyone thinking about this sort of astroturfing/viral marketing would prolly hire a better marketing agency.

  • ThatSkepticGuy

    Even for Wonkette, this is some disturbing cult psychosis.

  • ThatSkepticGuy

    Totalitarian moron.

  • ThatSkepticGuy

    Well, you keep weeping because we didn’t yet turn into a totalitarian socialist third world dictatorship per the wishes of Warren and Obama, then.

  • ThatSkepticGuy

    No, we need her totalitarian lunacy and pathological dishonesty far away from any of power or influence.

  • ThatSkepticGuy

    You have something deeply wrong with you.

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