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What is Hindu Alex?
It won’t be official until Limbaugh, Hannity and Becko all announce it. Which means that it will still be a repub meme through the remainder of the Obama administration. Stupid is the new name for American these days evidently.
“We now go LIVE to a W.H. press conference where Barack Obama is renouncing his Muslim religion, his Socialist principles, his Kenyan heritage, his hatred of the troops, and his love of Chicago. HAPPY NOW, CRAZY OLD PEOPLE IN AMERICA?”
What is this “muslim” he speaks of? Obama is still a Muslin, right? Also Kenyan, Marxist, Hitler with no cojones? Please, I can only take a limited about of change.
Good job, CNN. Trust, but verify?
Okay, but is he muslin?
Why don’t the ‘tards accuse Obamar of being a dreadless Rastafarian whose been flyin’ in cali ganja in Air Force One? It would seen less a reach that callin’ him a Muslin.
White briefs are snuggly for wedge issues. A stitch in time saves…
He’s still black, though. Basically the same thing.
FOX News is reporting that his upcoming vacation will be to Mecca and Medina.
Thank god he’s not an atheist.
In related news…John Boehner….no longer orange.
Like Granny says, once a muslin, always a muslin!!!1!
Obama is not a firefighter.
Obama is not a truck.
Now for the cavuto mark:
Obama: Is he a series of tubes?
Nothing like starting your vacation with some self-important fucking asshole trying to carry on checked baggage.
Now if we could get the nitwits out there to face the facts, maybe we could do some work.
By the way, the facepalm is what makes the picture sublime.
The picture of Obama they choose to use is telling.
How DOES Wolf pull it off…keeping a straight face while working for CNN…you don’t learn that in journalism class, especially in 1916…
Obama says he’s not Muslim, but isn’t that just a matter of opinion? That’s why they keep doing polls on Obama’s religion, so they can have people vote on what religion he really is.
[re=642262]edgydrifter[/re]: and has a funny, foreign sounding name.
The official White House press release was: “Jesus fucking Christ you imbeciles. I cannot believe we have to say this, but no, the president is not now, nor has he ever been, a Muslim. We had no idea that 1 in 5 Americans is retarded, but obviously this fact will affect many policy decisions moving forward.”
That picture features a large, penis-like thing, and right behind him is the Washington monument.
They know cos it’s Ramadan at the moment and Barry was seen eating Cheetos during daylight hours.
It doesn’t matter.
He’s either a Muslim or he sat in Rev Wright’s Radical Black Liberation theology Church for 25 years.
Well if he’s not a Muslim then why does he keep insisting those subhuman foreigner terrorists are equal to us, hmmm?
Obama is also not a bootleg copy of The Room that has been passed from dormroom to dormroom.
Oh HAI, Most Trusted Nem Een Newz, hah?!
Do you think Barry ever secretly hopes he’ll be a one-term president? Because seriously, what would eight years of this shit do to a person?
And like Harry Palmer, I also enjoy the juxtaposition of Wolf Blitzer standing next to another thing that looks like a dildo.
[re=642278]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Wolf-Blitzer-Bombs-On-Celebrity-Jeopardy-500×363.jpg
How DOES Wolf pull it off…keeping a straight face while working for CNN…
He’s not struggling to keep a straight face. Wolf actually believes! Plus, he’s stupid.
Oh no! Obama’s converted to Catholicism! We’re now gonna be ruled by the Pope!
So, is “Mexican” still an option?
[re=642243]Suds McKenzie[/re]: haha!
[re=642306]Sleeves[/re]: Why should we expect anything different from Wolfie on Jeopardy – what has he to do with facts, I asks ya?
CNN: 1 in 5 AMERICANS DUMBER THAN DIRT
ENOUGH!
Will someone please please pleeease kern the fucking title of CNN’s goddamn “prayin’ Prez” graphic before I fucking hate-fuck Wolf Blitzer in his flesh-colored face merkin with the business end of Anderson fucking Cooper?!
“…V…ACATION
BAGGAGE”
WHY?!
Every time I fucking see it, I just wanna cold snatch that sticky stack of press corps slashfic outta his tiny little gesticulating mitts and slowly run all four edges of each page across both of my bleeding eyeballs until I am literally blinded by hatred.
Literally!
[re=642312]harry palmer[/re]: Hmm, facts. I can imagine:
[Two contestants have buzzed out inc. Andersen Cooper]
Trebek: Wolf!
Blitzer: What is work that makes you…
Trebek: Sorry-five-seconds there. The answer we were looking for was ‘Anserine.’
Blitzer: Ah.
The problem I have with Blitzer is…just a second…we have breaking news.
It appears that Sarah Palin can’t keep her snow hole shut
“Defending the Fight to Cast off a Conservative’s “Shackles”
http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/defending-the-fight-to-cast-off-a-conservatives-shackles/420627348434
Geez, Obama really looks like he’s going to start smacking his head against that table, not that I would blame him one bit.
Obama is a cloned space creature apparently – http://adventuresintinfoil.tumblr.com/post/969479709/obama-cloning-and-the-coming-space-war
[re=642319]Extemporanus[/re]: Ha. Channeling Kevin Spacey on the receiving end of torturous paper cuts to his tongue in “Swimming With Sharks”. Eyeballs would work, too.
EScape Goat Nation: “Gov. Palin! I love you and your beauty!…” Shackles, indeed…it’s the conflatable conondrum…why are they all making fun of the fact that Dr. Laura is black…?
[re=642319]Extemporanus[/re]: As even that non-board certified Ophthalmologist Rand Paul would tell you, kerneal abrasions are one of life’s most painful conditions.
Relax everybody. All Obama has to do to reassure America that he’s not a Muslim is bomb the crap out of Iran. That will make everybody happy.
In other news, a new poll finds that 73% of U.S. Americans believe the pope is Catholic.
[re=642279]TheCoolestGuyInTown[/re]: [re=642310]bitchincamaro[/re]: HE’S A JOO!!!1!!
I know cos Mel Gibson told me – and it takes one to know one, amirite Mate?
Well then, more falafel for me at Iftar.
[re=642362]mustardman[/re]: needs moar snark.
You know who else wasn’t muslim …
Dear Sarah Palin,
You are cordially invited to shoot this “Wolf” from your helicopter.
All the best,
Sharkey
facehead wins the evening
From HumanEvents:
Obama: Muslim Call to Prayer One of the Prettiest Sounds on Earth
That cinches it.
[re=642362]mustardman[/re]: Do you really not have better things to do?
I agree, he’s such a Jew. One of those tan ones from Spain.
[re=642364]facehead[/re]: That guy who didn’t shoot a man in Reno, and watch him die? Without once beating his wife?
Thank Allah!
[re=642271]bago[/re]:
I’m not a drowning man!
And I’m not a burning building! I’m a tumbler!
Drowning cannot hurt a man!
Fire cannot hurt a man. Not the Government Man.
[re=642383]mustardman[/re]: Yes, but I’ve been through that with myself.
[re=642363]tootsieroll[/re]: [re=642375]imissopus[/re]: Cut the Mustard some slack, you guys — he just learned that Obama’s no longer Muslim. That’s akin to a Paultard learning that Ron Paul’s real last name is Bilderberg.
Devastating!
[re=642397]Extemporanus[/re]: WHAT THE NUT?!
OMFG!! 4C0RN H4X0R3D MAI 4V4T4RD!!1
Jack, Jack, Jack. So very disappointed. Its Muslin, not Muslim, Sigh….
[re=642403]Extemporanus[/re]: Heheh, yeah, I shouldn’t wonder about that…it’s frood though.
If you turned that meta collage in as a post-rational art project, you would get an F.
‘…and this just in. Approximately 50% of the public think(s) my hairy face and brainless ersatz journo-shtick has earned me a dirty swirly.”
[re=642403]Extemporanus[/re]: That kerneal abrasion needs immediate attention!!1! Call 911!
You’ve got to be sharp for the 8/28/10 project… to get our country back!111!!
Personally, I hope he ends the 2013 SOTU with “As-Salamu Alaykum Bitches!” and grows that little ‘stache the wingtards love to paint on his upper lip.
Wouldn’t it be weird if it turned out they were just *pretending* to be morons to mess with our heads?
He’s not a Muslim, he’s not a Jew
he’s not a 3 legged kangaroo
He’s black and he’s white and he’s smarter than you
I don’t know if I’m more depressed to think that one out of every five people I meet has the mental capacity of a spirochete, or that the “WH” thought it would be useful to put out a statement that Bammerz is not muslin. Guys, the spirochetes won’t pay any attention.
[re=642441]Enslave the Whales[/re]: …or that CNN ran it as attributed to the “W.H.”, as if to say “that’s what they say, anyway” and avoiding actually taking a stand themselves. Oh sure, that’s what the *white house* would want you to believe, isn’t it Sheeple?!
Why does the liberal media allow the Right to lead the conversation?
I’m disappointed that the White House statement didn’t end with “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”
Well since 2/3rds of ‘murcans don’t know it, I guess it is breaking news.
Thanks Wolf “Estupido” Blitzer!
I captured this little screnenshot on “Larry King Live!” a couple of years back.
What a waste:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ironburl/4909192853/
Everytime I get a little frustrated with the guy, I see something like this and start liking him again as I realize it’s not him, it’s us.
He’s converted to Pastafarianism.
Even so, Howard Dean thinks that Obama should avoid visiting Ground Zero in the spirit of compromise. Or any Burlington Coat Factory outlet, really.
[re=642462]mustardman[/re]: What is up with you? Are you an old high school frenemy of Stuef’s who’s jealous of his success with the big bux Wonkette?
Re-read your last comment. Is that funny? Is that satirical? Is it semantically equivalent to “neener neener”? (Ans: yes).
Okay, I’m an interfering old fart. I’ve been told that by lots of people, including all my kids. But come on.
In the future, I will confine myself to remarking: poopyhead.
[re=642464]Enslave the Whales[/re]: “What is up with you? Are you an old high school frenemy of Stuef’s who’s jealous of his success with the big bux Wonkette?”
The answer to your question, I’m sorry to say, is even more sadly banal than that:
He’s a “Mustard”, which is the Muslim equivalent of a “Paultard”, “Teatard”, “Christard”, or what have you. Much like his more notorious brethren — Osama bin Laden, Mullah Omar, Prince Naseem Hamed, etc. — a raging hatred of Obama-centric satire renders him wholly incapable of appreciating the ironic idiocy inherent in his own panty-pissing rants of toddler-esque righteous indignation.
President Barack Hussein Obama’s calculated and cravenly politically denouncement of his deeply held Muslim beliefs has quite clearly pushed this particular Mustard over the edge, and there’s simply no telling what he’ll do next.
To which all one can — nay, all one should — say is…
[re=642462]GET A BRAIN KORANS![/re]
Well this is CNN, where every fact is debatable. Quite frankly I’m surprised they didnt have Gibbs debate Taitz. Gibby could of made the christian case and Orly could of made the kenyan muslim case, then as always, we would of had Wolfie say “we’ll have to leave it at that.”
[re=642472]Extemporanus[/re]: And for all you optically-challenged Oldz out there, my new avatard is indeed a Lichtenstein featuring a word bubble which reads “OH BARRY…WE’RE OUT OF MUSTARD!”
Suck it, Condimentally Retarded Man!
[re=642340]bitchincamaro[/re]: His tongue, huh? I don’t think I ever saw it.
Oh, wait! Is that the one where Morgan Freeman narrates Kevin Spacey slicing off his own fingerprints and stuffing Brad Pitt’s severed head in Gwyneth Paltrow’s box or something? Dude, that movie was frickin’ hilarious!
[re=642420]Radiotherapy[/re]: I can’t thank you enough for the heartfelt concern and sound medical advice.
I only wish that your comments — and the “kerneal of truth” contained therein — had been more timely. (Haha, see what I did there? I fuck[[‘p09ejda”inggg didn’t..’23jr4/aqdeofjoeaaoe’)
[re=642409]Sleeves[/re]: Almost forgot…HUNH?!
Was that a <Hitchhikers’s reference, or does your computer keyboard have an ‘FR’ where the ‘G’ should be?
[re=642474]Extemporanus[/re]: Your avatar just won Ground Zero.
“A terrible thing is ignorance, the source of endless human woes, spreading a mist over facts, obscuring truth, and casting a gloom upon the individual life…. This is true enough as a generality; but I refer more particularly to the false reports about intimates and friends that have ruined families, razed cities, driven fathers into frenzy against their offspring, embroiled brother with brother, children with parents, and lover with beloved. Many are the friendships that have been cut short, many the households set by the ears, because slander has found ready credence.” — Lucian of Samosata, way back when
And on Mornin’ Mika! they were all just flummoxed as to why 60% of real ‘Mruikkans don’t know that health care reform passed. Isn’t the stupid fourth estate’s job to y’know inform the public? I’d say they’ve done a purty shitty job of that.
He isn’t a Muslim, he isn’t a Jew
he isn’t a three legged kangaroo
he’s black and he’s white and he’s smarter than you
so just STFU and die
STFU and die, die
STFU and die
the world would be a much pleasanter place
if you’d just STFU and die
The climate is changing, there isn’t a doubt
you can jump and holler and scream and shout
but you still don’t know what you’re talking about
so just STFU and die
STFU and die, die
STFU and die
the world would be a much pleasanter place
if you’d just STFU and die
The earth is turning around the sun
Jesus never carried a gun
you lost and civilization won
so just STFU and die
STFU and die, die
STFU and die
the world would be a much pleasanter place
if you’d just STFU and die
Any musicians out there, feel free. and you’re welcome.
[re=642440]gurukalehuru[/re]: “he’s not a 3 legged kangaroo” — With that kind of insider information, you may be called to serve as an expert witness in the pending trial of Taitz vs. The United States.
[re=642476]Extemporanus[/re]: Zaphod reference. Condiments are food and your avatard/events are cool?
[re=642476]Extemporanus[/re]: It’s so hard loving you.
[re=642264]Scarab[/re]: Mecca, Texas and Medina, Ohio?
[re=642272]Extemporanus[/re]: That’s why the right wing gasbags always hire a Luggage Lifter.
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
[re=642441]Enslave the Whales[/re]: Excellent point! But since they did, they should have added that the Pres is not gay, has never shared tender moments with any farm animals, and is not a current crack abuser. Also. You know, just to nip other random accusations in the bud…
[re=642488]gurukalehuru[/re]: Breaking News from CNN: White House says Obama Not a Three-Legged Kangaroo. Candy Crowley is standing by with the latest on this story…
[re=642271]bago[/re]: Obama is not a truck.
However, Obama is, emphatically, someone you just dump something on.
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