- Hairy Reid’s pimping past is finally coming to light, thanks to a polygraph received by his former campaign manager. The results are to be revealed on a future episode of The Maury Show, where Reid will fall for a sexy decoy before finding out that he IS NOT THE FATHER. [RedState]
- Hooray! “Christian Civilization” is at an end, thanks to the gays. Finally we can shake off the tyrant pope, and pop birth control candies all day long. [Catholic Exchange]
- 69% of assholes think everyone else is an asshole. [Rasmussen]
- Once again, Christians are the most oppressed super-majority in the country; all because of the secret Muslin Mike Bloomberg who wants to impose Sharia law to earn more ShariaBucks®, which he will spend building terrorist minarets all over New York. [Doug Ross]
- Notorious genius Barack Obama’s University of Phoenix degree in TV/VCR repair isn’t impressing people like it used to. [American Thinker]
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’bout time. I thought that whole “Christian” fad would end years ago.
American Thinker gets the Oxymoron of the Week award.
Oh, fuck off, Rasmussen pollsters.
Look at the original Catholic Exchange article. You don’t need to be a Freudian to find this the most revealing comment- when asked about gay marriage, the holy man replies: “When they do that,” he said, “it’s the end.”
nudge nudge wink wink…
Oh, I see. Christian civilization is at the end because of the gheys. Well, the Bible mentions about gheys and those books were written at least 2.000 years ago. These end times sure are long in coming.
all because of the secret Muslin Mike Bloomberg who wants to impose Sharia law to earn more ShariaBucks®, which he will spend building terrorist minarets all over New York.
Best SimCity expansion ever, BTW.
If you’ve met more than one asshole in a day you’re probably one too…
[re=641289]WhatTheHeck[/re]: I’ve heard The End has been predicted for at least 4,800 years. So it can’t be THAT far off!
So Harry Reid was a Jaggalo before hiz time, from Mustang Sally’s alley.
Did anyone tell Dougie that the building the muslins want already exists and is about 7 blocks away closer to the Battery than it is to the WTC site? The pussycat lounge is closer to ground zero than this mosque thing.
So according to the Catholic priest, gay marriage will change the very structure of reality itself. Strange, the last I looked the laws of physics seemed the same. Here’s hoping though that changes include allowing faster than light travel.
The American “Thinker” sure knows how to use a thesaurus, but his assertions begin to seem suspect when he calls Bill O’Reilly part of the “squishy right”. As he ends up using every synonym for “uppity” he can find, I kind of think his reason for believing Obama is dumb is not exactly based on the President’s actions.
Also, <3 the fact that an article, in a publication that tries to call itself “The American Thinker” without irony, that an article explaining how Obamer isn’t actually smart at all, really, manages to make it all of two whole paragraphs before misspelling someone’s name.
And not the difficult-to-spell half, either.
How about his endless gaffes?
Was this person alive during the last administration?
Also, double <3 the incredibly racist comments that follow that poorly reasoned “Thinker” piece.
Seriously, everyone can go fuck themselves.
[re=641307]mumblyjoe[/re]: I am pretty sure that “American Thinker” is the official newsletter of the Klan…
I just noticed (again) that these innertubes, outside the sanctuary of sanity that is the Wonkette playroom, are infested with deformed mutant psychopaths who are pleading for their own destruction with inarticulate misspelled cries of anguish. Not pretty. Are the innertubes the new sewers of Paris?
The Catholic Church — standing athwart the progress of human dignity, shouting “stop!” If they want to prove their points, let them use empirical evidence, the way the civilized world does.
Victor Volsky? Author of the “American Thinker” piece? Sounds suspiciously Marxist to me!
Yeah, Christian Civilization. Somethings about that won’t really be missed.
Let’s talk about this quote from the article:
“here are few things as clear in God’s revelation as the sacred institution of marriage between a man and a woman. From Genesis 1 (the marriage of Adam and Eve) to Revelation 21 (the marriage of Christ the Lamb with His Bride the Church) God has had only one model of marriage, and it is not gay marriage.”
Sooooo…..Adam and Eve had four kids: Cain, Abel, Seth, and an unnamed kid. How did all of humanity spring from their kids? Let’s give the story the benefit of the doubt and assume the unnamed kid is female. Who did she marry? One or more of her brothers. Really, Adam and Eve should NOT be held up as an example of family values and marriage unless you want to open the whole topic of marrying one’s sister.
This isn’t going to sit well with the people Rasmussen polled, but the American Shtinker can fuck the hell off.
Oh, and “Normal (sic) Schwarzkopf”? If Norman “The Refrigerator” Schwarzkopf is Normal, that makes me feel a whole lot better about the ol’ spare tire I’m carrying around. Anyway, I can see why it’s not called “American Copy Editor”.
[re=641337]Terry[/re]: To say nothing of making it with Christ the Lamb. Presumably a male lamb making it with his female church child-bride, but still… sorta like Catherine the Great…
[re=641315]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Really, I thought that was “American Renaissance”. Note that at any rate, it fits the same pattern of prepending “American” to words that they would otherwise despise. Like thinkers, or the actual Renaissance.
[re=641352]bureaucrap[/re]: I hear Christ the Lamb goes really good with mint jelly.
[re=641337]Terry[/re]: Really, and lambs marrying entire churches is just as bad. The poor lamb must be exhausted.
I met Jesus once. He was the gardener at a hotel I was staying at in San Antonio. Nice guy.
So Judge Walker should have upheld Prop. 8, because of some mythical magic guy in the sky. I’m thinking there would be a lot fewer Catholic Priests if same sex marriage were allowed. There would also be a lot of altar boys that would breath a bit easier too. It’s so easy for the Catholic church to condemn same sex marriage, while closing their eyes and playing with their beads while priests continue to molest children.
I love that Christians are again trying to take ownership of all of western civilization, even though the church has been eclipsed in importance for hundreds of years by enlightenment thought. I for one welcome our “new” gay muslim overlords.
[re=641400]Mad Brahms[/re]: I think you mean gay Muslim MEXICAN overlords.
[re=641408]The Greatest American hero[/re]: I think you mean gay Muslin Mexican overlords whose diety routinely appears in tortillas and speaks to nuns when they touch themselves.
In other words, Post-Christian Civilization can’t start soon enough for me.
[re=641336]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: And the Catholic article discussed the views of Fr. Paul Marx, obviously a muslin Marxist.
[re=641337]Terry[/re]: The Christian Creationists take a perverse thrill in the sister-marrying part of early human life. Seriously.
[re=641400]Mad Brahms[/re]: No, it’s been thousands of year; pretty much every good Christian idea comes from Thomas Aquinas, who was just ripping off Aristotle while watering down his ideas to fit with the Bible.
[A] society cannot survive the perverse manipulation of the very structure of reality
Wait … Are they talking about the gays or about the hadron collider?
[re=641488]artpepper[/re]: Both involve the frightening possibility of expanding black holes.
I really shouldn’t have read so many of the Catholic Exchange article comments. Very, very sad now.
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