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August 17, 2010

EMILY’s List Makes Bid For Sarah Palin’s Furry Vote

by Jack Stuef  


Get it? “Mama grizzlies”? You get it. Real women voters get dressed up in animal costumes and makeup and have sex with each other. Ooooooooh! Sarah Palin is gonna be so mad that you said she doesn’t speak for lesbian furries!

You do realize, EMILY’s list, that you don’t have to frame your politics according to every stupid thing that comes out of Sarah Palin’s mouth? There are actual smart and witty ways to say your beliefs are better. But you’re right, it’s not as sexy as this yiffing, so never mind.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Donate money to female candidates who believe in sex with adults dressed up as animals or else! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [YouTube]

{ 36 comments }

chascates August 17, 2010 at 4:44 pm

This just adds to Palin’s stature.

And there are sexier furries.

Native of SL UT August 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm

I love furry girls. You never see furry girls on the internet anymore.

TrailerSpawned August 17, 2010 at 4:47 pm

I’m going to dress as rapids and my junk will be a (smallish) salmon.

Extemporanus August 17, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Mama?!

Gratuitous World August 17, 2010 at 4:49 pm

I’m glad that freak woman-bear is open to terminating her freak spawn.

Stoned August 17, 2010 at 4:57 pm

I want a mama grizzly emoticon! NOW!

free1 August 17, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Fur traders do not back S. Palin.
These look like they got ZZ Top in a figure 4 headlock.
I have trouble with mixing my metaphores like
“the early bird gets a hand in the bush.”
or Does Sarah Palin shit in the woods and if a tree falls
and no one is around to hear it will she still sound stupid?

Mad Brahms August 17, 2010 at 5:04 pm

The word “undignified” springs to mind.

Honestly, though, EMILY’s is pretty well known as a pro-choice advocacy group. Which is great! But exactly which Palin voters were they hoping to convince? I don’t see there being a whole lot of overlap on *that* Venn diagram. Preaching to the choir seem like wasting money to make yourself feel good.

Dingus McHatred August 17, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Pedobear no like the competition.

Judas Peckerwood August 17, 2010 at 5:12 pm

This could have been more retarded, I’m just not sure how.

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 17, 2010 at 5:13 pm

Suddenly, I can’t leave my desk.

Dashboard_Buddha August 17, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Aw, c’mon…that was adorable.

joementum August 17, 2010 at 5:18 pm

William H. Macy @ :30

Allyson August 17, 2010 at 5:19 pm

Funny, but I am holding out for a lesbian neo-punk band called The Mama Grizzlies.

TrailerSpawned August 17, 2010 at 5:24 pm

[re=640519]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: One of the Grizzlies could have been holding their version of Trig.

GOPCrusher August 17, 2010 at 5:24 pm

I can’t watch this video without breaking into laughter.

the problem child August 17, 2010 at 5:30 pm

It’s bearly watchable.

desertwind August 17, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Emily’s Hissy Fit.

imissopus August 17, 2010 at 5:33 pm

[re=640519]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: LEAVE TRIG ALONE!!1!

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin August 17, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Ohh, uh-uh.

DonkeyPants August 17, 2010 at 5:37 pm

My grizzly cub, let’s call him Richard C. No wait, D. Cheney, is yawning and unamused.

SayItWithWookies August 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm

[re=640527]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Indeed — a real Kodiak moment.

Naked Bunny with a Whip August 17, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Will do, Mr. Stuef.

Potater August 17, 2010 at 6:11 pm

I actually kind of love this.

Of course, I also kind of love Pink Flamingos.

WigFlipper August 17, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Normally not a fan of cutesy left-wing ads, but this is acceptable.

RoscoeWild August 17, 2010 at 7:28 pm

Emily’s List? What’s that, JournoListers in pantsuits? And watch that copyright infringement! Sarah Palin owns the “Mama Grizzly” logo.

user-of-owls August 17, 2010 at 8:43 pm

[re=640484]Native of SL UT[/re]: Try “1970s Dutch Porn”, that should get you where you wanna be.

Boondock Saint August 17, 2010 at 11:37 pm

Sara is a slut. Bristol also.

Johnny Zhivago August 18, 2010 at 12:19 am

I saw Emily’s List and listened to the whole thing to see if anyone had anything to say about my contractor, but all they kept talking about was Sarah Palin.

free1 August 18, 2010 at 1:13 am

Who is the mom of the kid Sarah’s daughter is always tending to?
Hmmmmm. Hmmmm.

Broken Malice Machine August 18, 2010 at 2:31 am

[re=640510]Mad Brahms[/re]: Any woman still joined to Palin does not belong to a Venn diagram, it’s a completely closed circle, or a bubble at this point.

Broken Malice Machine August 18, 2010 at 2:35 am

[re=640782]Boondock Saint[/re]: Well spoil the whole surprise! Yeah if Sarah Palin wanted to start a group more like herself they’d be cockroaches or rats or some other vermin that fucks everything of their species that moves, multiplies and ruins every place they set up residence in. Not to mention, to continue the analogy all the ‘roaches who live lives comfortably feasting on the old rancid McDonalds food piled ontop of the partially decomposed Pizza Hut slurry that is a standard feature in any wingnut families trailer-kitchen.

Lilybart August 18, 2010 at 8:53 am

[re=640553]imissopus[/re]: But have you SEEN Trig??!

plowman August 18, 2010 at 8:56 am

Call me old-school but grown women should have a little fur on them…

Tundra Grifter August 18, 2010 at 9:45 am

[re=640484]Native of SL UT[/re]: Google “Pony Girl.” There’s hope for you yet.

tribbzthesquidz August 18, 2010 at 10:25 am

Nice beavers.

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