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August 16, 2010

Deval Patrick Shouts At Opponent To Take Down Photo of Nice Lady With Obama-Hitler T-Shirt

by Jack Stuef  

OH NOES! A T-SHIRT! MASSACHUSETTS, STOP WHAT YER DOIN'!It turns out that you people still eat photos of things that compare Obama to Hitler up, so Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, in an epic quest for his own pageviewz, has noted that his opponent Charles D. Baker had one of these photos on his Flickr. “HITLER gave good speeches and had his own symbol too,” the dumb t-shirt on this lady says, unoriginally. The photo was one of 1,200 on this guy’s Flickr account, and everyone knows Flickr accounts are the most important test of a candidate’s fitness for office, so Baker took the photo down.

Cue wingnuts saying these two are BLACK REPUBLICANS, so it doesn’t count.

Cue libruls freaking out again over some hateful thing that is just trite at this point.

Cue oppo researcher cashing check for spending a whole day clicking through dumb Flickr photos.

Cue our own continued Obama-Hitler-comparison pageview gold. [Boston Globe]

{ 44 comments }

chascates August 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm

It must be from something in the water. That, and the hate-stream media.

Poisoned Rationality August 16, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Obamas Left Testicle: poopyhead.

SayItWithWookies August 16, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Having read some of Hitler’s speeches, they were in fact pretty bad — factually bereft sloganeering of the kind familiar to Hannity listeners when Carl Rove is on, at best. Not that I’d compare Rove and Hannity to Hitler, of course, since that would be terrible. Or even Hitler and Goebbels, since one had power and the other was a propagandist. Because that would be awful. Even though both invaded a country for idiotic reasons, employed the Big Lie, thought civil rights only applied to their friends, knew nothing about military strategy, played groups of voters off against one another and had wildly delusional expectations about their place in history.

finallyhappy August 16, 2010 at 5:28 pm

This woman is a stupid bigot. we all know once you bring Hitler into you lose- so she is too stupid to know that.

SmutBoffin August 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm

Cue comment by mustardman (followed by hate-fap by same).

Mr Blifil August 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm

She brings some serious crazee once the lights go down.

weejee August 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Neilist – we need Splurge Gunz!

lochnessmonster August 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm

OOPS! I think you should have to go through an internet class before you are allowed to be a politician…these guys just don’t understand the digital world!

facehead August 16, 2010 at 5:39 pm

A deep inner libtard part of me can kinda understand how a black person could be a reluctant Republican, but a proud one?

God Hates Faps August 16, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Reminds me of that David Cross bit, something like “Hey, me too right? I’m just like you guys! No, hey, wait up!!!

timmy_the_tooth August 16, 2010 at 5:46 pm

Hitler was also born outside of the United States.

queeraselvis v 2.0 August 16, 2010 at 5:51 pm

This is good news for Oily Taintz.

Suds McKenzie August 16, 2010 at 5:57 pm

What Courage! It must be rough traipsing around the hood with those outfits.

JSDC007 August 16, 2010 at 6:04 pm

[re=639756]facehead[/re]: That virulent combo of being a Jesus freak AND an idiot, knows no color barriers.

american mutt August 16, 2010 at 6:22 pm

It’s fascinating to see some black folks not understand the pain and tragedy of another culture’s history. Clearly that’s not a situation these two people understand.

Jewish person: So my grandparents were gathered up and sent to a death camp by orders of Hiter…
Black person in photo: Oh you mean like Obama?
Jewish person: Uh, no. Hitler.
Black person in photo: Yeah, I know what you mean. Obama’s doing some crazy shit with taxes.

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 16, 2010 at 6:24 pm

If only Hitler was black, then no one would have taken him seriously.

germansteel August 16, 2010 at 6:25 pm

His bra straps > Her bra straps.

tribbzthesquidz August 16, 2010 at 6:26 pm

[re=639735]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Out of all the Wonketteers I want to have gay/straight/psychic sex/friendship with, you might be the sexiest/smartest.

american mutt August 16, 2010 at 6:27 pm

I’m going to start comparing 911 to that time I dropped my iPhone down the stairs. Comparisons are fun.

BarackMyWorld August 16, 2010 at 6:43 pm

You know who else had a symbol and gave great speeches? Jesus.

TheCoolestGuyInTown August 16, 2010 at 6:43 pm

She’s right. That black President that just boldly stood up for the rights of a religious group that is being attacked, is JUST LIKE HITLER!!!!

assistant/atlas August 16, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Honestly, it’s times like this that I wish I were Jewish… if only so I could fucking scream at that lady in public.

joementum August 16, 2010 at 6:47 pm

Jack hasn’t been here long enough to be so bitter. Gotta’ learn to pace himself.

problemwithcaring August 16, 2010 at 6:52 pm

[re=639756]facehead[/re]: This is what happens when you are Black, and grow up with none of the other Black kids at your high school liking you. You rationalize that the reason you are so hated by your own kind is because you are too smart or too pretty or too lighter-skinned, but it’s mostly just because you are an asshole who thinks too highly of yourself. A wingnut, if you please. So Black republicans are really just “coming home.”

Mad Brahms August 16, 2010 at 7:21 pm

[re=639819]assistant/atlas[/re]: Hey, Hitler screwed things up for all *kinds* of people, not just the Jews. Even German-Americans get to have some rage, along the lines of “Hitler screwed the fuck out of my grandparents’ country”

mumblyjoe August 16, 2010 at 8:01 pm

Honestly, I kinda love that particular line of terrible, specious logic, for one simple reason:

You know who else who else gave good speeches, and had their own symbol?

Jeebus. And also, just for good measure, King David.

Everyone can play!

mumblyjoe August 16, 2010 at 8:09 pm

[re=639822]joementum[/re]: I sense a kindred spirit, in your username/avatar.

mumblyjoe August 16, 2010 at 8:26 pm

Also, doesn’t Rush Limbaugh have his own symbol? And the wingnuts love to listen to him, so…

Hell, even as a substantive matter, Crapofsackbaugh has the same rhetorical style as, you know. All agitated and full of resentment. But somehow, I think most of these fuckwads wouldn’t appreciate the comparison. For some reason.

finallyhappy August 16, 2010 at 8:35 pm

[re=639819]assistant/atlas[/re]: I make you an honorary Jew(no circumcision needed- this time). However, you need not be Jewish to scream at a stupid bitch who wears a shirt comparing a hideous mass murderer to our president.

Beowoof August 16, 2010 at 8:57 pm

[re=639864]mumblyjoe[/re]: Rush Limbaugh’s symbol should be a limp dick with a bottle of Oxycontin?
As German-Irish Catholic Jew, I want send these republitards a message, get a fucking life and stop watching the Fox/Goebbel’s News Network

trickydick August 16, 2010 at 9:03 pm

Obama and Hitler both one the Noble Piece Prize. Coincidence?

american mutt August 16, 2010 at 9:25 pm

I read somewhere that Hitler went to a black church and surfed off the coast of Hawaii.

maven August 16, 2010 at 9:29 pm

[re=639854]mumblyjoe[/re]: King David seems to have been more of a singer/songwriter rather than a speechifier when he wasn’t out at war. (for the record that isn’t really his symbol).

Katydid August 16, 2010 at 9:44 pm

I refuse to reward such a blatant pageviewz grab by even commenting.

mumblyjoe August 16, 2010 at 11:43 pm

[re=639895]maven[/re]: So my roommate has also pointed out. Plus, King David was also kind of a colossal jerk (which is why the Dominionists love him so much).

Of course, it’s true that just about every public figure for hundreds, if not thousands of years, has had at least one personal symbol (between signets, coats of arms, and, you know, flags) so the point really still stands. The only real question is, which is the most offensive, or else glaringly not-Hitler, example we can come up with, to declare to be Officially Hitler, by dint of the criteria presented on this T-shirt?

BarackMyWorld August 17, 2010 at 2:59 am

Someone needs to make a Venn diagram.

BarackMyWorld August 17, 2010 at 3:00 am

[re=639925]mumblyjoe[/re]: [re=639815]Ahem.[/re]

BarackMyWorld August 17, 2010 at 3:44 am
libwakman August 17, 2010 at 9:45 am

Negroes please..

mumblyjoe August 17, 2010 at 9:59 am

[re=639946]BarackMyWorld[/re]: Yes, but did you advocate starting a list? No, you didn’t. But I did, and will even get one started:

Famous public figures that spoke well (and, for good measure, let’s say sang or wrote, also, for the lulz) and also used symbols and symbolism, and are therefore the World’s Most Famous Hitlers:

Jeebus
The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.
Gandalf
Rush Limbaugh
Saint Augustine
Batman (it can be inferred that he’s a great orator, because he’s awesome at everything)
Saint Francis of Asisi
Actually, just about every order of monks, ever. Each order was, collectively, Hitler.
Charlemagne
Martin Luther
Nelson Mandela
Paul of Tarsus
Buddha, and presumably also Aqua Buddha
Mark Twain

GOPCrusher August 17, 2010 at 12:24 pm

Wingnuts get all moist having pictures of blacks wearing anti-Obama gear. They use it as proof that they aren’t racist scumbags. It’s the equivalent of starting a sentence with “Some of my best friends are black, but……..”

lawrenceofthedesert August 17, 2010 at 1:43 pm

I am wondering what planet those two are from — especially after seeing them posing in front of the saucer they arrived in. I’m sure their intelligence unit told them that anything Hitler would receive a strong response from earthlings. Unfortunately, that was all the intelligence they had.

joementum August 17, 2010 at 2:24 pm

[re=639858]mumblyjoe[/re]: We all have to have heroes…

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