OMG you guys, do you know who’s trying to politically destroy our beautiful Minnesota Congressmodel Michele Bachmann this week, besides everyone who isn’t wearing an American flag somewhere on their person? It’s Walter Mondale, former vice-president to Jimmy Carter and 1984′s Democratic wannabe president. Is Mondale a secret sexist?
Not really! Back in ’84, he overlooked Geraldine Ferraro’s emotional fragility and inability to lift very heavy objects, and made her his vice-presidential sidekick. And now he’s supporting Bachmann’s Democratic challenger, Tarryl Clark, who is also a lady, though with a more ambiguous name. Mondale is totally down with the fairer-sex types.
And he seems to be doing the predictable thing by helping out his team, right? WRONG. In Bachmann’s saucer eyes, his involvement equals more MICHELE BACHMANN DESTRUCTION on the make, as she writes in her latest e-newsletter/solicitation for cash-money:
Vice President Walter Mondale is now joining with Nancy Pelosi making me the #1 target for defeat this election year!
The tax-and-spend liberals are coming out of the woodwork in support of my left wing opponent. Walter Mondale, Jimmy Carter’s Vice President, who pledged to raise taxes in 1984 when he ran for President against Ronald Reagan is only the latest liberal to paint a bull’s-eye on my back.
Well the former Vice President can get in line!! Behind Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, President Obama, Big Labor Bosses, Pro-abortionist like NARAL and all the other left-wing, tax loving politicians and organizations gunning to defeat me this election.
[. . .]
I know I have said this before, but I cannot stress enough to you that I am the left’s top congressional target this year, and they will do anything to defeat me.
“Anything” apparently means getting 82-year-old historical account-reading, fishing, barbecuing Mondale to support her opponent Clark. If that isn’t sinister and bold and trickstery, then nothing is.
But what’s really unfair is that Bachmann is all alone in her quest for victory:
[W]hile my opponent relies on liberal icons like Walter Mondale, I can only rely on the generosity of grassroots conservatives like you who are fed up with the Pelosi/Obama agenda.
“Grassroots conservatives” means poor schlubs like Newton Gingrich, seen above, who is so poor that he lives in a one-room shack made entirely of Altoids tins and heartbreak. [Michele Bachmann's website/Tarryl Clark's website]
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Every one is against Michele! But she’ll show ‘em. You just wait.
Hubert Humphrey would piss all over you too if he was still alive.
poor schlubs like Newton Gingrich, seen above, who is so poor that he lives in a one-room shack made entirely of Altoids tins and heartbreak.
Yes, but you forgot about the flocked wallpaper consisting of divorce papers and pages torn out of the remaindered copies of his books. So fancy!
Bachmann Crazy Overdrive’s greatest hit
She begs hard for the money
so hard for it honey
she begs hard for the money
so you can keep her on the right
Out there in the Lutefisk land
and wonders where the cash is
It’s strange to her
some people seem to be smarter and saner
Nine p.m. on the hour hand
and she’s waiting for the checks
and she’s looking real pretty
just waiting for a Tea Bagging
She begs hard for the money
so hard for it honey
she begs hard for the money
so you can keep her on the right
Do we really want Mich out of office? She’d have even more free time on her hands to follow the lead of her sister-wife Sarah, and brother-husband Newt. (I know they aren’t Momos, but I just liked the sound of that).
Maybe if Michele’s eye lift looked less scary (damn she looks like the LOVE IS kids) more right wing thugs would take pictures with her.
“Tax and spend liberals” opposed by Just Spend conservatives? Uh, ok…
Poor Michelle!
She’s being forced to go on the road to give talks at rallies all around the country to raise money. If only the Left tax-and-spenders weren’t supporting their candidate with kind words, she wouldn’t be forced to say strange things and travel out of state every day of the year to promote herself!
In the photo above, by the way, it looks like Newt found the cookie, and Michelle had it hidden between her ears.
Mondale was trying to destroy America in 1984, and also in 1948 !
Did anyone ever say to Michelle; “I love you for your mind”?
Mondale, … pffft.
It would take a Dukakis in a tank to bring her down.
Why does she hyphenate “left wing,” but not “tax loving,” when both are compound modifiers of “politicians and organizations”?
[re=639418]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: Only her psychiatrist. Ka-ching!
Just because Bachmann’s paranoid doesn’t mean Mondale’s not out to bukakke a bulls-eye on her back.
Please, Michele, if the Democrats considered you target numero uno, they would bring back the zombie of Adlai Stevenson and Estes Kefauver to defeat you.
Still, Bachmann has a point: After all, if people actually paid their taxes, they would have less money to give to her or her snowbilly grifter friends.
(Interesting aside, Google Spell Check, like all good Americans, doesn’t recognise “numero,” “uno” or “Kefauver.” Strangely enough, it also doesn’t know “snowbilly” or “grifter.”)
Um Hubris much? In what universe is she the Dems number one target? Those would be the districts where we are actually going to win Republican held seats. (LA-2, DE, IL-10 & HI-1.)
For most candidates you could chalk this up to fundraising puffery, but with Crazy Michelle it is hard to rule out delusions of grandeur.
[re=639425]Failed 2 Menace[/re]: Because it is against her creed to spell correctly, hyphenate properly, or use correct syntax.
One way to crush Michele Bachmann would be to tip Newt Gingrich over so he falls on her. I just know he’s responsible for the “fed up” line in her mailer, as he looks more “fed up” than anyone else in that picture.
Fortunately Reagan was reelected so HE was able to sign into law the tax increases between 1985 and 1989, six times.
Mondale and Vin Weber have worked together at the Humphrey Institute. Vin Weber was Newt’s brain when they were both in the House. Therefore, Newt is a RINO. Move away, Michele ! Also, the Newt falling-over-on-you hazard.
Wait – members of the Democratic Party are supporting their party’s candidate against the Republican incumbent in an election? What an awful conspiracy!
The older Bachperson gets, the more she resemble a death’s head. http://tinyurl.com/2dk2gu7
She’s still pissed at Walter for not supporting her bill to install Gaydar™ at every justice of the peace office.
[re=639446]Come here a minute[/re]: And Ronny signed into law COBRA and the Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act (requiring ER care regardless of ability to pay or citizenship).
Mondale, a founder of the National Man-Boy-Salamander Love Association, the National Association Underwater Pinking Shears Users, and “HOPE,’ the Histrionically Oppressed Palindrome Engineers workgroup.
[re=639446]Come here a minute[/re]: Shhhh! The fact that Mondale told the truth, and Reagan lied, are not allowed to be discussed as long as FOX News exists. It’s in the Constitution, people!
And Anna Wintour is rolling over in her grave due to Newt’s use of light blue shirt and red (that’s okay) and a brown suit (URNT URNT URNT Fashion Emergency!)
And I am a guy, not gay, and not in the industry of fashion.
Personally, he should just go nekkid to show off how HAWT he is (under the extra hunnert pounds o’ blubber)(maybee he needs less fried blubber nuggets when hez hangin’ with Sarrie and Migzy)
I know I have said this before, but I cannot stress enough to you that I am the left’s top congressional target this year, and they will do anything to defeat me.
Me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeeee…
The Newtster enjoying his Minty Fresh Heartbreak. Now there’s a new meme, Lauri.
Michelle has forgotten the really big gun she has tucked under her skirt. Why, its none other than Ronald Reagan with a flag pin, ready to go into battle for Michelle’s fund-raising.
She is pretty safe in MN-6–97% white (really), 78% inbred and at least 82% retarded. I’m guessing most of her constituents couldn’t tell you who Mondale or Humphrey even were–yeah, they’re that invested in the state and country they ‘love.’ As long as no one tries to interfere with their God-given ‘Murkin right to cook up meth and watch Nascar, they’re pretty happy. Bachmann, with her important mission to spy on gays and bring crucial legislation like the Lightbulb Freedom Act (not kidding) to the floor is just to busy to mess up their nearly feral little lives and that’s just how they like it. Feel really bad for the handful of normals who happen to live in that district.
Didn’t Reagan raise taxes?
Obviously Walter Mondale needs to be investigated for un-American activities.
Tax act of 86 a real gem especially for those lazy bums collecting unemployment.Made Rottenkowski so poor ,he got caught liftin a little postage stamp money,they said Danny be careful what ya vote for.
…so poor that he lives in a one-room shack made entirely of Altoids tins and heartbreak.
That’s the best thing I’ve read all day.
Will she accept donations in the form of chickens?
This is America in a nutshell. And yes, I mean NUTshell.
Reagan ran against the deficit and high taxes. He doubled the deficit and signed the largest tax increase in history into law. Bachman thinks Reagan is a hero and Mondale is evil because he simply said he’d do what Reagan promised not to and then did anyway.
Stupid, crazy bee-otch.
[re=639425]Failed 2 Menace[/re]: That’s the way they are spelled in the Bible, you damned heathen.
She has already raised 4 million dollars and this is for a rep seat in a state with no major city in the district. And she would have to raise this every two years. How is Congress not broken? The real issue here is the obscene amounts of money they need to run.
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