ORIGINAL ORIGINALISM  4:40 pm August 13, 2010

Certainly You Assumed Sharron Angle Likes The U.N., But You Were Wrong

by Jack Stuef

How long until I get the nuclear launch codes?Sharron Angle was forced to speak words yesterday, as she has yet to come up with the brilliant idea to have her campaign say she has a throat infection that makes her mute for the next few months. “The United Nations resides on our soil and costs us money. We are — I don’t see any place in the Constitution with those priorities about the United Nations. So when we start talking about cutting programs, 5-percent per year, I think the United Nations fits into that category, yes,” she said. How can we be members of the United Nations when the Constitution and Bible don’t even MENTION it?

If the Constitution wanted us in the U.N., it would have told us to be members in the U.N., because the Bible would have told us to be in the U.N. But the Bible does not explicitly say that the United States of America should be a member state of the United Nations. This is simple political science, folks. Scientifically, you cannot be in the U.N. if the Constitution or Bible don’t say you can.

And NO, the fact that the Constitution and Bible didn’t prophesy about the U.N. doesn’t mean that those texts are fake. They are truth. So it’s the U.N. that doesn’t exist. So then why are we giving it money if it doesn’t exist?

And why does Sharron Angle always have to EXPLAIN this stuff to you idiots? [HuffPo]

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rafflesinc August 13, 2010 at 4:45 pm

The wingnuts are salivating at having found a smoking gun: “Reid: Sorry about that birthright bill”

Right wing blogs think they’ve unearthed a lethal hit on Harry Reid: He apparently introduced a bill to end birthright citizenship back in 1993.

Guess what: It happens to be true that Reid did introduce such a bill. And it was indefensible. But here’s the thing: I’ve learned that Reid already apologized profusely for this in a speech in 2006, admitted he was wrong, and described this as the “low point” of his career. In other words, Reid himself agrees that it was indefensible.


weejee August 13, 2010 at 4:46 pm

So if the Sharron gets an infection, then none antibiotics her as those aren’t mentioned in the Constitution or Bible either. Dagnabit!

RoscoePColtraine August 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm

I don’t know for sure how this works, but maybe we shouldn’t just be giving free real estate and daily lunch catering to people like the U.N., who obviously think that they can just take advantage of our generosity.

BlueStateLiberal August 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm

The Constitution originally didn’t mention anything about women voting or running for office either, Sharon. Perhaps you should honor the Founding Fathers’ original intentions and just shut the hell up.

RoscoePColtraine August 13, 2010 at 4:53 pm

[re=638690]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: The Founding Fathers obviously meant for women to serve in the Senate, they just died before they could ever get around to saying so.

DraneSpout August 13, 2010 at 4:56 pm

Jesse Helms lives!

The Greatest American hero August 13, 2010 at 4:57 pm

The Constitution also doesn’t say that it’s illegal to show internet porn to college students. You’re welcome Alvin Greene.

Troubledog August 13, 2010 at 5:00 pm

How can I be a Founding Fathers? Is it like Promise Keepers or Oath Swearers or some shit like that?

Guppy06 August 13, 2010 at 5:02 pm

“the fact that the (…) Bible didn’t prophesy about the U.N.”

That’s not what The Watchtower has been saying!

gurukalehuru August 13, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Did you know that most of the members of the U.N. are foreigners?

wilbro August 13, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Well, our Founding Father Ronald Reagan outlawed Russia and look how that worked out. So clearly if we hang an eviction notice on the UN, which is twitterspeak for Islamofascist cultural center for culture, then they’ll stop hating us and go back to their third world ways of opening nuts and clams by banging them with small rocks.

JMP August 13, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Yeah, if the founding fathers had wanted us to get involved with international organizations, they would have put something in the Constitution allowing the President and Congress to make treaties that would become the law of the land.

Aurelio August 13, 2010 at 5:15 pm

How can we be members of the United Nations when the Constitution and Bible don’t even MENTION it?
It’s in the Bible. It’s called Gog and Magog.

bago August 13, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Sharron Angle discovers that time appears to work in a linear fashion. Amazing!

SmutBoffin August 13, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Where do these “Contitution-diddlers” come from anyway? Are they just laying around in their prefab houses surrounded by Jesus crap and squalling brats when the start up and say “Nowheres does it say in our founding document (which I haven’t read and don’t plan to) that a Black Guy can be president…I must tell the world!”

Then you try to tell them that they should calm down, that there are vast mountains of literature and entire schools of legal theory devoted to what is and what isn’t congruent with the Constitution.

Then they call you a “tear-wrist” and shoot you with their gun. Which they also think the Constitution allows them to do.

weejee August 13, 2010 at 5:21 pm

[re=638703]Guppy06[/re]: ♫♫
There must be some kinda way out of here
Said the joker to the thief

saridout August 13, 2010 at 5:22 pm

some awesome person has done this to gohmert’s wiki article: “When asked by Cooper for the connection, Gohmert responded ‘If you don’t think this is evidence, you have to believe that the terrorists are more stupid than these enterprising people’. He wishes for his gaping hole to be filled.”

Extemporanus August 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm

Goddamn terrorist anchor diplomats…

For the last time: NO U.N. BUILDING AT GROUND ZERO!

And fercrissakes, diplotards, pay your bajillion fucking parking tickets right now, or we’ll have your fancy asses towed to a bidet-less internment camp in the middle of South Dabumfuck, USA!


GOPCrusher August 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm

Sharron Angle doesn’t like the U.N.? Guess I’m out five bucks.

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called sons of God

Ducksworthy August 13, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Sharron probably wants to impeach Earl Warren and drive a brand new 1958 Edsel. I fear the fluoride in the water has rotted her brains.

Skwerl Nutz August 13, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Where in the Constitution of the Bible does it say Sharron Angle exists?
AND really 2 “R”s in Sharon, were her parents studderers?

Dashboard_Buddha August 13, 2010 at 5:34 pm

[re=638732]Skwerl Nutz[/re]: Maybe they were Scottish? Hoot man…ourrrr Sharrron is a right cunt.

DustBowlBlues August 13, 2010 at 5:35 pm

Is the twitter in the constitution, bitch?

drpangloss August 13, 2010 at 5:45 pm

The Constitution doesn’t say anything about women holding office. The Bible specifically prohibits women from getting invovled and to stay out of politics.

bearbait August 13, 2010 at 5:46 pm

[re=638729]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Yes, the Peacemaker Colt is a fine pistol alright!

Suds McKenzie August 13, 2010 at 6:15 pm

boutros boutros golly

Minority Whips are Racist August 13, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Doesn’t anyone ever point out to these people that the US has been in arrears (for billions of dollars) to the UN for decades? Unless Barry changed something, which I doubt, it would seem the the US actually costs the UN money, rather than the other way around.

steverino247 August 13, 2010 at 7:14 pm

The UN is in the United States because the allies in World War Two (the “good guys”) called themselves the “United Nations” and because the United States did so much to win the war (production of goods used to be something we did here, for you youngsters). We controlled it and wanted to keep it that way so putting it in New York seemed like a good idea at the time. The Security Council (the five nations with veto power) were the main combatants on the winning side of World War Two. It hasn’t always worked out like some of us wanted, but there it is.

And I still think we did too much above ground nuke testing in Nevada…

doxastic August 13, 2010 at 7:23 pm

How does Sharron Angle turn everything into Scholasticism?

Barrelhse August 13, 2010 at 7:47 pm

I would honest-to-christ paste her one if given the chance, and shove those cum-covered teeth back down her throat to her vagina dentata where they came from.

Barrelhse August 13, 2010 at 8:01 pm

[re=638703]Guppy06[/re]: Thank you for reading the Watchtower so we don’t have to. But is there another reason you read the Watchtower, or is it just the articles? And, a little OT, but the Saudis just built a HUGE Watch Tower- does that mean something?

BarackMyWorld August 13, 2010 at 9:41 pm

Have conservatives always been this dumb? Or were they better at hiding it before?

Apocalyptic Supermarket August 13, 2010 at 9:43 pm




Beowoof August 13, 2010 at 9:56 pm

[re=638724]weejee[/re]: I think the song lyric I would like to here Sharron Angle singing on November 3, is from YES: “I have seen all good turn they heads each day so satisfied I am on my way”

just pixels August 13, 2010 at 10:07 pm

In fairness to Ms Angle, she does not say anything about the Bible or the original Constitution. Where she goes awry is somehow implying that the United States can’t enter into binding treaties with other nations, such as to form the United Nations. We can enter into any Constitutionally valid treaty we — the President and Senate — deem in the best interests of the United States. As a prospective senator, Ms Angle should be probably read the entire Constitution.

But she’s preaching to the Repubican choir.

WHAT? August 13, 2010 at 10:42 pm

[re=638774]Barrelhse[/re]: I’m sorry you’re so poorly informed. Those teeth are so white because they have been recently purchased from Walgreens. They’re right there beside the $12 “reading glasses”.
I tried a pair of those glasses on one time & got pink eye. For that reason I will not buy teeth where it appears the plastic bag has been opened. A word to the wise is a penny earned.

user-of-owls August 13, 2010 at 10:54 pm

[re=638705]wilbro[/re]: go back to their third world ways of opening nuts and clams by banging them

I believe you meant the ‘ways’ of bisexuals, who spend considerable time fiddling with nuts and clams.

user-of-owls August 13, 2010 at 11:07 pm

[re=638727]Extemporanus[/re]: It’s not a U.N. It’s a UNESCO.

Servo August 13, 2010 at 11:36 pm

Sharron Angle at the controls of an UAV and a dc headset hangin’ on the wall. Not good. When she says “Maverick”, she means AGM-65D. Contribute or perish.

Sparky McGruff August 13, 2010 at 11:43 pm

I would love to see a breakdown of how the wingnuts think the US government spends money. I think it would look something like this:

US Federal Spending, FY 2010

$1.5 Trillion Obamacare
$820 Billion Welfare for Lazy Brown People
$652 Billion Abortions
$632 Billion Slavery Reparations
$599 Billion United Nations Dues
$522 Billion Anti-American Propaganda (NPR, Arts funding)
$245 Billion Obama’s bank account
$189 Billion Department of Gun-Grabbing
$0.01 Billion Department of Defense

Sparky McGruff August 13, 2010 at 11:46 pm

[re=638830]Servo[/re]: I always thought that picture was Sharron Angle at the flight control center for wingnut express.

Enslave the Whales August 14, 2010 at 12:17 am

[re=638724]weejee[/re]: I fucking surely can’t get no relief.

Geogre August 14, 2010 at 6:31 am

[re=638729]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: And there is the sculpture in front of the U.N. itself.

It’s an allusion to Isaiah: They shall beat their swords into plowshares.

lawrenceofthedesert August 14, 2010 at 2:31 pm

We should compromise, which is the essence of politics, and beat Sharon Angle into plowshares.

PlanetWingnuta August 16, 2010 at 3:17 pm

[re=638947]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: look at those teeth and u can be sure that she would make a great one.

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