Meghan McCain wants to commemorate her one-week anniversary (NEW RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 31! Update your calendars!) upcoming book release by branding her upper ass-wedge with the Chinese symbol for Lindsey Graham, who is her spirit animal. Mrs. McCain will throw her feces everywhere if Meghan actually goes through with it, or so we are led to believe. [Yeas & Nays/Twitter]
NO REGRETZ
August 13, 2010
Meghan McCain Will Maybe Honor Her New Book With a Celebratory Tramp Stamp
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“flip her shit….” tee hee, that Meahgahan is so irreverent and irrepressible. I guess fat people do like to joke around a lot.
My suggestions:
“Two Riders Minimum”
“Sturgis 2010″
How on earth could one possibly tell if Cindy McCain was ‘flipping her shit’? Her face has less expressive range than Vladimir Putin’s. She makes Keanu Reeve’s visage as nuanced and telling as Marcel Marceaux’s.
She should get those enormous gigangas of hers inked.
Megan can’t we be just dirty and sexy why ruin it with politics?
Meghan McCain needs to help us understand this issue better by posting photos of all the places on her body she’d possibly like to get this new ink.
[re=638438]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
“This Side Up”
“Harder Faster”
I thought that making your WASPy rich bitchy mom flip out was the whole point about getting those stupid tattoos.
Wait, Meg’s book has been out for a week and there’s been no coverage or cleavage pictures yet? I’m hoping the new review guy will be on it soon.
But I’ll bet your dad’s like totally cool with it.
[re=638451]JMP[/re]: It actually doesn’t COME OUT for another few weeks, but it became legal for Americans to order it on August 3rd. Don’t worry; it will be Explored.
[re=638438]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=638448]Baldar T Flagass[/re]:
“Objects may appear larger than they are”
Those darned trollopy McCain c*nts! One’s scooter trash and the other is a feces-flinger. The apple sure doesn’t fall too far from the tree.
She can flip excrement to her heart’s content, but NO WRIGGLING.
Trump stamp, obvs.
Gangsta.
I think her tattoo should read “Barnes & Noble-bargain bin $2.99″
I don’t know precisely how old you are, Meggins, but I presume you are old enough to legally get a tattoo in at least 49 of the 50 states without your parents’ permission.
[re=638449]Gorillionaire[/re]: I thought that making your WASPy rich bitchy mom flip out was the whole point about getting those stupid tattoos.
I always thought idea of tattoos was to take a perfectly nice looking young female body and somehow make it repulsive and gross.
There but for the grace of Dobbs goes the First Daughter of the US.
If Meghan’s worried about her mom’s reaction, she should opt for something that doesn’t bother her at all — like have an affair with a hot blonde lobbyist.
Book + body: trashy on the outside, trashy on the inside.
…especially if it said “Palin 2012″, or “Sarah Palin boffed my old man”
Perhaps she do something along THESE LINES, only with the text to her entire book.
Best choice for tramp stamp is the Twatter ‘fail whale’.
[re=638489]Extemporanus[/re]: I copyedit you for, Meghan.
[re=638438]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Cuntry First
“I’d get some new ink, but my mom’s face might move.”
[re=638489]Extemporanus[/re]: Oh, by the way!
There is 1/8″ of BUTT CRACK and a fair amount of BACK SKIN in that photo, so…NSFW? I dunno.
Irregardlessly…
YOU PRISSY PHILISTINES HAVE BEEN RETROACTIVELY WARNED!!!
Here’s hoping Alvin Greene doesn’t get a hold of this too.
I’m sure no matter how strained her relationship with her Mom, she’ll always have beer money.
[re=638456]Greer Mansfield[/re]: Ah, I misread her rather obtuse language.
She’s the Hunter S Thompson of late twentysomethings living off an allowance, paid for through the bigotry of Latinos and the repression of “her people” the gays.
[re=638495]Come here a minute[/re]: That would actually make for an awesome titty tat!
Picture a sad, whale-faced boob, with all the little birdies looking like they’re trying to perk it back up. Come to think of it, I just might get a tat like that on my nutsack!
Wait, I thought her Mom was getting gayed married or something. However, if she had some Mexican put on the ink, that might make her dad flip, but only until election day, when he can stop pandering to the right for a few weeks.
This is a fascinating metaphor that Ta-tas McCain has come up with.
One normally flips one’s wig. One loses one’s shit.
The implication is that Mrs. McCain wears feces on her head. She loses her “wig.” I.e. her mother is experiencing rapid hair loss, no doubt due to the Arizona Kook-Aid her husband has been mixing.
OK, how did you guys miss the obvious:
“Drill, baby, drill!”
Two elephants kissing would be good, too. Her mom might actually like that one.
Finish the danged tattoo!
You must be at least
10 inches to ride
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Can’t wait for the publicity junket on this one. Kill me now and get it over with.
“The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’”
if you don’t flip your shit, it won’t cook all the way through.
“American Plopper”
“Blowout Preventer activated”
[re=638442]taylormattd[/re]: I’ve tried to plow through War and Peace about three times. Maybe that’d do the trick.
“Cross Over the Border”
“Abandon all hope ye who enter here.”
“Get some new ink.” How yesterday.
” Levi for Mayor.”
[re=638768]Miss Crabbypants[/re]: Nothing says “yesterday” like a McCain.
[re=638605]Sharkey[/re]: Dude, you’re like a one-man tattoo Twatter! (“Twattooist?”)
Perhaps a Panama City license plate made up of facsimile autographs of the Suns? Dad would love that, as well. Or maybe just one autograph — Karl Rove’s.
Or, for those who love the sweet, sweet Asian mystery of a Chinese ideogram tattoo, the ever popular 贱女 .
“Straight Cock Express”
“Let’s Get to Work”
WIDE LOAD
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