Remember Michelle Malkin? Apparently Aisha Tyler does, because she mentioned on a radio show that she would like to kick Malkin “right in the nuts if I met her.” Michelle Malkin has seen this, has gasped and hyperventilated in horror, and does not like these funny librul ladies mocking her “sexuality,” which is apparently what you’re doing when you say a woman has testicles. “Left-wing female comedians are proving that they can be as crude and stupid as their male counterparts,” Malkin said. We must rid the world of people who joke about balls!
Who knew that striving for gender equality meant pursuing the dream that one day, someday, liberal women would be able to mock their conservative counterparts’ sexuality with the unfettered vulgarity of Andrew Dice Clay?
Recently, Kathy Griffin attacked GOP Sen. Scott Brown’s daughters as “prostitutes” on her Bravo “comedy” show.
Now, via Brian Maloney at the Radio Equalizer, supposed funnywomen Stephanie Miller and Aisha Tyler make genital jokes …
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?! You can not make fun of Michelle Malkin’s genitals without even mentioning her penis. What a faux pas!
Just kidding, Michelle! We know you probably don’t have any genitals, as God intended, because genitals are GROSS.
I hope you are proud, feminists.
Nice try with your whole movement thing, but a single random comment about Michelle Malkin’s balls have ruined everything for you. Sorry! [Michelle Malkin]
{ 82 comments }
If she doesn’t have balls, what does she shoot out of her twat?
That pic has me flashin’ back to Olongapo Days.
“You no butterfly on me!!!”
Aisha Taylor should know by now that real American comedy is calling Muslims faggots and towelheads and talking in a Southern accent.
So did she get all offended when Palin said that Jan Brewer had cojones? I don’t remember hearing her wailing and gnashing of teeth over that one…
Pretty good tuck job in the photo there Shelly.
It must be said. Cajones!
What happened to the bikini-clad Michelle picture? Did she complain that you were being sexist & force you to take it down? What a whiny pussy baby!
True, it’s not quite as funny as threatening someone with 2nd Amendment remedies, which is high-liarious, and the right’s idea of comedy gold.
For context, if you listen to the recording on the Malkin twat’s site, it mentions that Taylor (Tyler?) said she wanted to kick Limbaugh in the vagina too.
Everyone knows the only balls Michelle Malkin has are the ping pong balls she uses in her nightly show at the Gentleman’s Gold Club on Pulaski Highway in Baltimore…it is quite a show…
We must rid the world of people who joke about balls!
Either that or rid the world of women who threaten to kick you in the balls. AmIRight, men?
“Left-wing female comedians are proving that they can be as crude and stupid as their male counterparts,”
Unlike that highbrow, intellectual right-wing comedy out there, as exemplified by Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Dunham, and the rest of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Those guys’ (and indeed, they’re almost exclusively guys) comedy routines are pure class, and not at all vulgar or sexist, racist, and homophobic, ever.
Hey! Whassup with changing the pic? We want the more scantily clad twatwaffle back.
NOW, MISTER!
Judging by that photo, Malkin is really good at tucking.
don’t they say that Hillary Clinton is a man all the time? and what about lady Gaga? And Janet Reno?
Michelle Malkin is just jealous cause she’s know all the shemales on the left are packin bigger balls than hers.
I don’t want to live in a world without ball jokes.
Oh sure, change the picture and ruin my joke. Thanks a bunch.
Liberal female comedians need to understand that if your whole act consists of getting up on stage and saying racist, sexist, or otherwise stupid and horrible attacks on others, you need a lineup of puppets to do your dirty work.
Let’s all remember how the divine Ms. M railed against Sarah Palin for her comments about Obama’s “cohones”. How can you professional leftists make fun of someone as principled as Michelle Malkin?
There is entirely too little mocking of the crazy that is Michelle Malkin these days. And may I add that I wouldn’t fuck her with Ann Coulter’s dick.
I’d like to kick Michelle Malkin right in the Neuticles.
You know we’ve attained a non-discriminatory society when a humorless, shrill non-white female plays the victim card and she’s a conservative. I wonder what a real right-wing pundit — like Michelle Malkin, for instance — would say about the whiny self-pity of the gender-obsessed right? Maybe something like “Pull up your socks, Michelle — it’s a tough world out there, and if you want to step into the ring, you’re gonna get punched, so stop crying and deal with it.”
If I could get my hands on Michelle, I would hit her in the beak with a baseball bat, cut off her dorsal fin, pull off her antennae, scale her, and smash her hooves with a hammer.
I react to a “Michelle malkin Expresses Outrage” headline the same way I react to a “Dog Seen Eating its own Feces” headline.
Aisha Tyler joke about testicles = Yuck Nuts.
Typical Malkin commenter: “Oh for the day when strong fathers, brothers, uncles and such would merely pound the devil out of such foul mouths; Hit a girl? Call my family member such names and you can bet the farm on it. Call the police? Give me a jury trial please.”
(slap) YOU (slap) DON’T (slap) EVER (slap) JOKINGLY (slap) THREATEN (slap) TO (slap) KICK (slap) SOMEONE (slap) IN (slap) THE (slap) IMAGINARY (slap) NUTS!!! (slap)(slap)(slap)(slap)
Hey, Jack, did you guys change the picture attached to this post? If so, was it because of pressure from the American Family Association? We know they read Wonkette religiously. If not, I may be having another stroke.
Anchor baby Malkin probably gets upset (and jealous) when Ann Coulter’s Adam’s apple is mentioned too.
I’m gonna need to see the long form on this one.
[re=637424]Katydid[/re]: And that’s the lighter penalty. When Peepaw *really* gets angry he’ll exercise his second amendment remedies all over their backsides.
Aisha Tyler… She is fine!
Oh right, this post is about Malkin and not about me hopping on the Aisha Tyler train. To be honest, the only thin Malkin knows about balls is that they shrivel up when she opens her mouth.
I have it on good authority that Michelle Malkin’s bitchin’ RAV4 has trucknutz.
I’ll come back in November when we’re off our linking to complete non-entities for no reason kick.
Fettered vulgarity totally sucks genitals.
Thank you Michelle Malkin! (Thought I’d never have cause to say that.)
I join you in condemning genital characterizations in our public intercourse. WAIT, I meant in our pubic discourse. NO NO, I meant in our public discourse.
When Sarah Palin said Jan Brewer had cojones Obama lacked, that was wrong, wrong, wrong. She should have said they both have cojones. And everything Rush Limbaugh ever said about Barney Frank was inappropriate. Everything I ever said about Dick Cheney. Also everything anyone ever said about Anthony Weiner.
Repealing the 14th Amendment would almost be worth because at least this piggy little anchor baby would be shipped back to the Phillipines.
Then we wouldn’t even have to think about how she though it was funny enough when Rush Limbaugh called 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton a dog, and the GOP called Michelle Obama a gorilla centerfold, and her fellow tranny whore Ann Coulter called the wives of 9/11 victims witches who enjoyed their husbands deaths.
Now that you mention it, Michelle does kinda look like a tranny drag queen.
Dingfuck fascist-propoganda nuisance Malkin saw a rebel flagpole and shouted ME SO HORNY, then mounted it til she squirted her rich thick sperm. No one would so vigorously protest something unless it were the truth, and so we know she has a 6″ flagpole in her Dockers which proudly runs the Dow Chemical corporate flag and is decked out in the Monsanto/Exxon/Blackwater logos Rush Limbo sewed on there, during his special leisure time in his homosexual lair of child molestation, after Malkin fucks him up the ass with her Monsanto-Blackwater apparatus.
Right-wing female commentators are proving that they can be as crude and stupid as their male counterparts.
And yet supposed funnywoman Sarah Palin, has a clear pass to joke about Jan Brewer’s huevos, not to mention Obama’s lack thereof. This genital insensitivity would probably stop if only Malkin would stop jerking off to Anne Coulter.
Prior to this post, I hadn’t heard the name Michelle Malkin for a good, long while. I rather liked it that way.
[re=637390]Baldar T Flagass[/re]: Oh the memories. I spent 6 months TAD at Subic Bay back in 1980. What a great place for a young man to be.
[re=637399]mookworthjwilson[/re]: If you catch one of her ping pong balls in your glass, the drink is FREE!!!
[re=637469]gurukalehuru[/re]: Maybe it’s new-writer hazing, like “carry these pads” or “lick the bathroom floor clean.” But it’s definitely unfit for human consumption, as this particular commenting wasteland of tranny jokes and half-assed fisking has proven.
Oh man up Michelle and quit whining like a little girly girl!
[SOMEBODY TALKED ABOUT ME] “Why would they characterize me in a way so vulgar and unsophisticated that it is beneath contempt?” [DID YOU HEAR SOMEBODY TALKED ABOUT ME! MMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!]
What’s more bracing than being treated to Malkunt’s sententious pronouncements of how badly feminists are living up to their ideals, while in the same breath distancing herself entirely from feminism? Nothing. That’s what.
It is however confusing that a woman dedicated to extirpating feminism from her life would take offense at being described as having “nuts.” Hopefully someday I’ll have the opportunity to hold the door open for her some time, or spread my raincoat over a puddle so she may traverse it without ruining her shoes. Just as my way of trying to set things right. Post-feminist America. Wadda cuntry.
Is that an official Holy Spirit High School skirt? I mean, is that the regular school uniform skirt, or is that the cheerleader skirt? So many right wingers are Catholics these days, like so many latter-day Father Coughlins.
[re=637447]just pixels[/re]: But we will never repent of our Dick Wadhams jokes.
[re=637452]Rajul[/re]: Philippines? Are you sure? I was thinking more along the lines of the subaquatic dome on Naboo.
“We must rid the world of people who joke about balls!”
When you say get rid of, do you mean line up in front of a wall and blow their fucking heads off? Because I was thinking about the testicle references made by a former half term governor and someone whose last name is Coulter.
[re=637399]mookworthjwilson[/re]: I think I saw her once in the White Building on Admiral Wilson Boulevard in Camden. She was playing “hit the clit,” you have to throw rolled up bills at her crotch, and if you hit the clit, she’d break out the dildo. I mean, she would wield, brandish, apply the dildo.
Who could really believe this cunt has any balls, anyway? After all we’re talking about someone who terrorized three college students by posting their names, phone numbers, and addresses on her blog (repeatedly) and accusing them of treason, only to turn tail and run away to Colorado Springs like a pussy when someone did the same to her (minus the treason part, ’cause let’s be honest, that goes without saying).
Andrew Dice Clay? Are we back in the ’90′s? Or was that the ’80′s? Or the Nevers?
mean liberal ladies! making fun of michelle just because she looks like a squirrel-faced thai ladyboy. for shame.
First they came for the people who made jokes about balls, but I said nothing because I prefer dick jokes…
I always thought she was jumping on the trampoline to help dislodge her undescended testes?
Pardon me, but I believe someone may have just accused me of fisking.
Ahem. My reluctance to treat Malkin with any more respect than I’d give a cute pile of blue-green dogshit is rooted in an autonomic-level aversion to her Goebbelsness, her mindless shilling for the things that have drowned America in cruel spirit. It’d be nice if just one of these fascist-branded pop-corporate motherfuckers would write a detailed, apologetic expose and shatter the looking glass for all the delicate Fox retards, but I believe the junta has strict murder orders in such scenarios. Regardless, however, like Coulter, she’s likely the same viper-tongued, emasculating cunt in private as she appears in public.
I mean yes, other than that, she’s probably a nice person, and I’m simply a fisker. So be it: I am become Fisker, destroyer of worlds.
When is this year’s Michelle Malkin-Ann Coulter chocolate pudding bikini wrestling match?
Because that’s something that I really want to see.
OW! My balls!
Oh its almost to easy to bring back this old joke. If you kicked Michelle Malkin in the nuts you would break her jaw. (And no the reference is not to the Men in Black BallChinein.
[re=637390]Baldar T Flagass[/re]: “Olongapo Days . . . ”
Ah, yes.
Across the wide expanse of the mighty “Shit River,” Po City beckoned with a colorful population of nine-fingered Australian pimps; South Korean house bands, fresh from a two-week engagement at the local E-Club, doing one Elvis cover after another (at least, I think it was Elvis); and Michelle and her many sisters, sipping on the $3 glasses of “whiskey” that was the price of their company, crooning their siren song, “Hey, GI! Me Boom-Boom long time! Five dollar!”
:::Sigh:::
Good times. Good times.
Although, the Jungle Crotch Rot that usually followed was a virulence that laughed a penicillin.
Thank you, Ms. Malkin, for the . . . memories.
[Weejee, I'm tearing up here. Help me out, Brother, would you?]
[re=637389]Katydid[/re]: That should not have made me laugh, but it did. Oh, it did.
Ah, Aisha Tyler. Not only is she super fine, as in super super fine, she is smart as a whip. She has real academic credentials and she completely, totally kicked ass on Celebrity Jeopardy, something that poor stupid Michelle Malkin totally does not have the balls to do.
[re=637477]twowheeljunkie[/re]: [re=637556]Neilist[/re]: So then, you two were among the first to road-test “Michelle’s” newly-constructed maidenhead?
[re=637424]Katydid[/re]: “Michelle” charges Non-Whites extra for that kind of rough action, Mate…
[re=637503]Prommie[/re]: has she ever taken that act to Pete’s Port Pub in So. Philly? That plae is all class…
Steuf – We’re still waiting for an explanation of the change of pics.
Bring back Bikini Malkin!
[re=637642]FlownOver[/re]: bikini Malkin…
http://www.ideagrove.com/uploaded_images/malkin-bikini-704465.jpg
[re=637410]Junior[/re]: ahem they prefer to be called real ‘merikans, damnit. Isn’t the right always bitching that anytime we get pissed at some pasty, overstuffed southern fried lardass for calling messicans beaners or el ghey faggots or calling obama a raghead muslin and using monkey imagery for obama and other black people that we’re being PC and censoring them? I guess once again the right proves they can dish it but damn sure cannot take it.
By the way when Sarah Palin said Jan Brewer had cajones she was actually cupping them. Michelle Malkin knows this wasn’t an insult because she has also personally cupped jan brewer’s testies. Not to mention Jan Brewer can actually get an erection around women unlike normal wingnuts.
[re=637556]Neilist[/re]: “Although, the Jungle Crotch Rot that usually followed was a virulence that laughed a penicillin.”
When I was there Trobicin was still working.
[re=637616]Bearbloke[/re]: You Betcha
Michelle Malkin is right, she really should educate us all on civility and not insulting or advocating the imprisonment of others for specious fear-based reasons. I mean when this lady of manners and subtelty wrote “In Defense of Interment” making the argument that we stick all American Muslims into camps just for being Muslin, that was civility. When she wrote her followup to that classic polemic with another book honoring the virtues of civility and not ginning up conspiracies to justify irrational hatred of Obama and his Administration by calling them essentially a bunch of criminals, she was also showing us all how to behave there too. Her constant and rhythmic attacks on liberals, gays and liberal women display a certain ability to turn the other cheek and she always advocates we work together; that’s why much more attractive Alisha Tyler saying anything of the sort about her was so terrible; it was like kicking Ghandi in the nuts!
Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t these wingnut sand-vipers like her and Coulter the first ones to hurl insults, venom and encourage violence against their rivals while also being the first ones to cry when anyone gives them a dose of their own nastiness? They really, really are self deluded.
Who’da thunk that Susan Carpenter McMillian would one day be one of the less-crazy reichies?
[re=637458]BOOBIES![/re]: Only kinda?
Needs more Aisha Tyler pics.
[re=637417]Prommie[/re]: Every single entry you’ve made today is absolutely spot on and is encouraging me to roar with laughter in my cube farm, waking my neighbors. Thank you!
This thread is such troll bait, it’s almost disappointing none of them have come out to play. God I must be bored.
[re=637642]FlownOver[/re]: Bikini Malkin is too good for this world.
I don’t know why she got so offended about it. I’ve always thought that she was in dire need of a good ball gag…
[re=637417]Prommie[/re]: And then Deep fry her!
I knew she were a lady-boy. The case for discernment.
Wait wait wait… She lost me when she referred to Kathy Griffin as a “comedian,” as opposed to “Peggy Bundy/Marge Simpson hybrid creature.”
But if you kicked her in the nads, she might go cross-eyed.
say what you will about ms. malkin. Even though i find her views completely reprehensible, she’s still a cutie (balls or no balls, put preferably no balls)
[re=638490]Tim Was Tim[/re]: OMFG! Too good…
Comments on this entry are closed.