Jim Bender Misses the Mark With Anti-Obesity Campaign Ads

New Hampshire U.S. Senate candidate and seasoned sole-barer Jim Bender has released yet another new campaign ad! In this one, a lady law enforcer stops Uncle Sam for driving his convertible full of hefty ObamaLaws (and a little abused animal-pig named Earmark) too slowly, then Bender shows up and says HEYO.

It's so-so, but can't compare to Uncle Sam's appearance in this ad, titled "Yum! Yum!," in which he gorges himself on cakes shaped like banks, cars, and other symbols of America's greatness, all Real American-style.

The problem with Bender's ads is that they assert anti-Real American values: Walking = good, but eating shit-tons of sugar cake and getting it all over your fattening face = bad. This is not very likely to resonate with voters, most of whom believe the opposite. [ YouTube ]