• May 27, 2012

Despite Nation’s Sadness, Voters Approve of Democrats 33% To GOP’s 24%

by Ken Layne  8:31 am August 12, 2010

  • The numbers add up to Extra Suck!With no clear narrative from Tuesday’s primary elections, today the political media will churn the numbers of this new Wall Street Journal/NBC poll in hopes of figuring out something about Americans beyond “hoo boy they are so poor and sad.” Obama is somehow not overwhelmingly popular, but he’s still got a 47% approval rating and 46% feeling “positive” about him, as a dude — and his polices are actually more popular than he is. Democrats and Congress are “in trouble,” yet voters prefer Democrats by a double-digit margin over Republicans: 33% to 24%. Now that the BP oil disaster is “better,” Obama’s got a 50% approval rating for his handling of the spill, up from 42% when it’s all we heard about two months ago. Just 32% say the country is “headed in the right direction,” which is evidence of some pretty incredible resilience, considering the Known Fact that the country is actually headed 100% off a cliff into a Lake of Fire. Hurry up and parse the rest of this data so you can feel smart before Sarah Palin twitters another “Muslins smell teh funniez” and just makes you weep again. [NBC/WSJ Survey PDF]
  • Speaking of unpopular things that just bum the hell out of everybody, Iraq’s “top army officer” says the U.S. military needs to stay put for a little while … another decade sounds good, right? “I would say to politicians: The U.S. army must stay until the Iraqi army is fully ready in 2020.” Uhh. [BBC World Service]
  • Long-time Democratic congressman from Illinois and convicted felon Dan Rostenkowski died yesterday, at age 82. Like his cohort-in-death Ted Stevens, Rostenkowski was a congressional lifer and very effective at shoveling money to his constituents and himself. He was a crook and a jailbird, and now he’s dead. What does it say about America when every political obituary is a rap sheet? [Sun Times/Christian Science Monitor]

{ 44 comments }

Whitey August 12, 2010 at 8:40 am

So Blago is just trying to pad his obituary, I guess.

Cape Clod August 12, 2010 at 8:45 am

Fox math: 33% to 24% is a double digit margin of 9%.

Limeylizzie August 12, 2010 at 8:47 am

At first glance I thought that said “Back Pain”, the pain she gives me is somewhat lower.

WadISay August 12, 2010 at 8:53 am

When Harry Reid beatifies Ted Stevens, you will be able to pray to him for a federal tax refund.

freakishlystrong August 12, 2010 at 9:01 am

How did the Professional Left do in these sad, stupid polls?

freakishlystrong August 12, 2010 at 9:02 am

[re=637201]Cape Clod[/re]: Er..well .09%?

Geogre August 12, 2010 at 9:06 am

Well, let’s see: “The man on the street is divided, because we’re a divided nation, and President Obama has been a divisive figure.” There, right wing media: I’ve written your articles for you.

The truth, of course, is that no one is ASKING people how they feel about banks, how people feel about corporations, how people feel about monetary policy, how people feel about state government cuts, and no one is asking people whether they would prefer an increase in *income* tax over a cut in social services.

Those are detailed questions, and “America is not smarter than a fifth grader,” according to Fox.

SwanSwanH August 12, 2010 at 9:08 am

But Rosty brought home the bacon, so save it.

Mild Midwesterner August 12, 2010 at 9:19 am

Don’t famous person deaths come in 3s? Who will be the third politician to kick the bucket this week?

Clancy_Pants August 12, 2010 at 9:20 am

193% It’s too early for that graphic. My head hurts.

facehead August 12, 2010 at 9:22 am

Rostenkowski once explained: the internet is a series of interconnected muslins, which is why we must monitor it with techno-Jesus, for freedom pie and children, amen.

Toomush Infermashun August 12, 2010 at 9:28 am

So Roly Poly is going to be the next GOP Preznit? Unless they come up of somebody from (is it?) right field, I don’t see any other choices. Mittens is Mormahammedan, underwear included, and Palin is impossible. CAN YOU SEE THE FAT MAN DANCING?

JMP August 12, 2010 at 9:30 am

What about the other 43% of voters? Maybe they’re split between approval of the Socialist Party and the Connecticut for Lieberman Party.

PatrickS August 12, 2010 at 9:33 am

The 24% who have positive feelings about the Republican Party is the lowest in the history of the poll, but that probably has something to do with the fact that 30% have positive feelings about the Tea Party Movement. I guess there are a fair number of tea partiers who’d prefer to have their own party?

Toomush Infermashun August 12, 2010 at 9:35 am

…and, also, the shit is going to hit the fan in Iraq, 2012 or 2020, even if Iran doesn’t fill the void…Helllllo, Vietnam!!!….wy wife, the shit, sez it’s too early to start drinking, so my mind is all full of “well, then, why doesn’t Isreality just bomb the Iraq back to the dark ages, if they’re so BFF with us, and besides, the Iranians would actually thank them and have some other country to occupy their minds with for awhile…” Pleeze, honey! You see where this is leading to…oh why can’t I be a professional leftist and get those good drugs???…Egypt? Where is that again?…

JMP August 12, 2010 at 9:38 am

[re=637220]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: At least since 1968, the GOP nomination has always gone to the establishment candidate, the one who everyone expected to win at the start; but for 2012, there really isn’t anyone in that role. Of the likely candidates, I kind of expect that Huck and Palin may split the crazy vote, while Romney flounders due to his Mormonism, allowing the bridge-losing Gov to get through by default.

Advocatus_Diaboli August 12, 2010 at 9:41 am

This is good news for John McCain.

germansteel August 12, 2010 at 9:45 am

Who was it who said the American public has the attention span and memory function of a gnat?

I forget.

Johnny Zhivago August 12, 2010 at 9:48 am

Does that graphic mean that if 210% of Americans were to vote it would be a 3 way tie for first?

Potater August 12, 2010 at 9:51 am

[re=637211]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: Dick Cheney is already dead by any human standard.

Prommie August 12, 2010 at 9:53 am

[re=637201]Cape Clod[/re]: Yes, but 33 is something like 40% more than 24, so thats kinda like a double-digit “margin,” if you cross your fingers behind your back and pretend the word “margin” means something different from what it means. Which is GOP SOP, anyway, with various words.

Potater August 12, 2010 at 9:53 am

[re=637227]JMP[/re]: I think Romney’s long-standing love of socialism is what will stop him from being President. I mean c’mon, Governor of Taxachusetts, passage of Romneycare, introduction of mandatory fag marriage — teabaggers would sooner eat their own arms than vote for this guy.

Prommie August 12, 2010 at 9:54 am

Today we are all Johnny Cash, going down, down down, in a burning ring of fire.

Manos: Hands of Fate August 12, 2010 at 9:58 am

Clearly these numbers are based on the American people being ignorant about the GOP really stands for — freedom. The Republicans need more fresh-faces like John Boehner, Newt Gingrich and Karl Rove to hit the campaign trail and let America know what the GOP is all about

Toomush Infermashun August 12, 2010 at 10:02 am

[re=637227]JMP[/re]: So FAT CITY?…

UncleTom August 12, 2010 at 10:05 am

“voters prefer Democrats by a double-digit margin over Republicans: 33% to 24%.”

Our Wonkette appears to be using Fox-Math. Last time I checked 33-24 was 9, which is not a double-digit number.

FlownOver August 12, 2010 at 10:05 am

[re=637230]germansteel[/re]: Sorry – did you say something?

Vulpes82 August 12, 2010 at 10:07 am

It is quite amazing how Obama has managed to hover in the just-below-50-percent approval area forever, despite being a job-killing Muslin communist Black Panther Islamofascist who wants to kill whitey and institute Sharia and gay abortions for all. Especially when you consider that at least a few points of the disapproval comes from the “Professional Left” and angry leftist commenters on non-Wonkette liberal-leaning sites (when they can be bothered to answer the telephone in their marijuana-induced haze, the hippies).

JMP August 12, 2010 at 10:08 am

[re=637236]Potater[/re]: But remember, Mittens had a heartfelt and genuine change of mind on health care, gay rights, taxes, and also abortion that just happened to coincidentally coincide with the start of his presidential campaign.

Cape Clod August 12, 2010 at 10:18 am

[re=637235]Prommie[/re]: I think what you mean is, “You have math, but I have THE math.”

bago August 12, 2010 at 10:19 am

Techno-Viking needs to contribute an opinion.

SeattleJoe August 12, 2010 at 10:26 am

Since the beginning Obama’s popularity numbers have tracked Ronald Reagan’s almost exactly. It’s morning in America.

Chernobyl Soup August 12, 2010 at 10:29 am

Thanks a lot you people who pointed out Ken’s math mistake. Now he’s turned off the comments on all the other threads.

SeattleJoe August 12, 2010 at 10:35 am

He’s already turned off ten of the nine threads, which is close to one in three.

Serolf Divad August 12, 2010 at 10:47 am

The bad news is only .0037% are enthusastic enough to vote. So the end result is that six teabaggers and an old lady who’s voted in every election since Truman because of “civic duty” will bethe ones who decide who governs the nation between 2010 and 2012.

Herman the German August 12, 2010 at 10:56 am

[re=637233]Potater[/re]: Dick Cheney and human standard? Where is the connection?

Gorillionaire August 12, 2010 at 11:00 am

Who answers the phone for these polls? If the number that pops up on my cell isn’t one of the ten people I have on speed dial, I turn off the ringer and forget to turn it back on the rest of the day.

Prommie August 12, 2010 at 11:04 am

[re=637220]Toomush Infermashun[/re]: Watch out for the Dark Horse, Fat Fuck Chris Christie!

pondscum August 12, 2010 at 12:11 pm

[re=637269]Serolf Divad[/re]: Thankfully, that’s my mother, the raging liberal.

Native of SL UT August 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm

[re=637230]germansteel[/re]: I wanted to reply to your post, but I don’t remember what you were talking about.

a_pink_poodle August 12, 2010 at 12:35 pm

[re=637201]Cape Clod[/re]: Close enuf!

GOPCrusher August 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Aug 3rd’s primary in Missouri had 24% voter turnout with turnout in Kansas City and St. Louis in the low teens, but yet the GOP pundits over the last weekend were quick to point out that 71% voted for the measure that rejected part of the federal health care reform act.
It’s all in the spin.

Surfeit O'Hubris August 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm

[re=637254]SeattleJoe[/re]: Perhaps so, but one important different between St. Ronnie’s polling and Obama’s leaped out at me: The note that the president’s policies were more popular than he is himself. In contrast, the Gypper was always more popular than his policies of taxing waitress’ tips, declaring ketchup a vegetable, waging war on Nicaragua, and selling weapons to Iran in order to fund same.

Enslave the Whales August 12, 2010 at 3:23 pm

How can it be that someone who can get a jerb at an actual teevee network does not understand what pie charts are for? And does the header mean that we are supposed to interpret the chart as saying that, e.g., 70% of GOP Candidates back Palin? Ah, fuck it.

So the “top army guy” in Iraq holds the rank of Lieutenant General? This is the finest example of military grade-modesty I believe I’ve ever seen. Although perhaps they just haven’t been able to figure out how to fit a general’s worth of braid onto the epaulets (hint: double-decker).

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