What will our Unprofessional Leftist and full-time Obama apologist Sara Benincasa say about Robert Gibbs, on Russian TeeVee? The answer may surprise you. Or not, as she DEFENDS him and attacks the innocent hippies of UC Santa Cruz, who only want to smoke their marijuana bongs and close Guantanamo, with their minds. Why is she on Russian TeeVee, anyway? Is she soft on communism, too? That would explain her “news crawl” about the Muslins’ “holy day,” as if anyone other than Jesus could possibly have a Holy Day/Month.
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Gibbs is from Alabama, not Texas, but the characterization still sort of applies.
Ken: Over/under on marriage proposals to sara is 5 on this thread. You taking the over?
Oh shit, he’s from ‘Bama? FUckballs! No one should let me go on TV. [re=637128]amorphousblob[/re]:
Sara B., how long before you’re on Chinese TV? They really love big round eyes like yours in China.
At what bars does Sara hang out and at what pick-up lines does she respond?
The combined hotnesses caused me to go buck wild.
I like the tootsie roll analogy. I’m guessing Sarah Palin is the apple with a razor blade in it?
[re=637133]Sara Benincasa[/re]: I love you, honey, but you were too soft on Obama. He has not done “fantastic” things, except for getting elected in the first place, which doesn’t count.
[re=637138]Noodle Salad[/re]: After I said the Tootsie Roll thing, I thought, “Oh fuck! Is that racist?”
Eid al-Fitr? I hardly know her (Sara)!
Now THAT’s how a pro ends an interview.
I’m with Team Sara on this one
Perhaps that some folks should sing:
“You can’t always get what you want… but if you try sometimes you get what you need…”
I can understand the rage that a lot on the left feel. Barry could have done better or chosen better. On the other hand, it’s not like the RW wingnuts and oligarchy is going to let Barry do things for the lefties without putting up a fight. For ex: single payer HC is the best HCR solution, but it wouldn’t have passed through the shithole of the senate especially now that 60 is the new 50. Sometimes half a loaf is better than none. The fact that he got anything done with the GOPertards of the Senate throwing a daily shit fit or pooping in their diapers (I see you Vitter and Walnuts) is amazing.
As for getting out of Iraqinam and Afghaninam. The thing folks should remember: if history is any guide… wars are very easy to start, but very hard to stop which is why war shouldn’t be casually tossed around (I see you Kristol-Meh and you Neocon cocksuckers.) Even if you wished hard enough, it isn’t going to speed up the time table.
[re=637139]Aurelio[/re]: respectfully, getting elected DOES count, especially when you consider the other party’s candidate.
/obama sucks in many ways
the uc santa cruz campus is BEAUTIFUL.
[re=637147]ManchuCandidate[/re]: your analysis was more wordy, but also more better. barry’s timidity and his honest belief that compromise in the name of bipartisanship might be his undoing.
“potentially great american president defeated by his belief in america”.
[re=637154]obfuscator[/re]: i suck at editing myself.
[re=637147]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Can I email this to the remaining AOL addresses on my list? And Sara: you represent the Wonket so wonderfully! I will forever click on the ads that pop up on your YouTube video things.
I just hope this gets picked up on whatreallyhappened and Alex Jones, who at one point, were rear-end boys for RT. I see that green stripe leading into a chiron and still have ptsd symptoms, to this day.
What were you looking at over your right shoulder?
[re=637162]scotterl[/re]: At me, Scott. She was looking at ME!!!!1
“Be honest” the host says … and SB smirks as if to say “When I’m done being honest with you, you’ll be drinking Masala chai out of my sparkling bunghole.”
Good on ya, as they say in marsupial land!
[re=637141]Sara Benincasa[/re]: Definitely racist! Besides, everyone knows the candy you hate getting at halloween are milk duds. Wait, those are brown on the outside, white on the inside. Hmm. Mounds? No, chocolate + coconut, that’s even worse. Plus there’s a sex joke there somewhere. Oh shit, now the librul copz are coming for both of us.
Wow! This unemployed Benincasa person has got the chops to be.. the next Robert Gibbs!
Very clever strategy, Sara. When the questions get tough, feign a technical difficulty and pretend you can’t hear them being asked. I like your style.
Oh shit…i missed it,its sound good and interesting.i wish i can see it in future.
http://www.articlesbase.com/health-articles/acai-optimum-review-does-acai-optimum-work-1956015.html
Well, Sara, the shirt was quite the tease, but the answers had us all as too demanding, just because, um, we think that our principles are important? because we think that the other guys are destructive?
So, the left is children expecting a pony? I would be happy with USA PATRIOT act repeal, Bush tax cuts ending, income tax returning to Clinton I levels (which were lower than Nixon), and closing Guantanamo. These are not gigantic or outlandish.
[re=637129]Junior[/re]:
Hell, even though I’m married, I’ll get the ball rolling.
Marry me, Sara and birth my babies!
[re=637188]Oblios Cap[/re]: Married? That wouldn’t stop Newt.
Sara reminds me of a sort of gentile, prairie version of Sarah Silverman, minus the poop.
[re=637141]Sara Benincasa[/re]: Seriously. Less overtly racist confectionery options for future interviews: Milky Way, Mallomar, and Cadbury Egg.
[re=637144]bago[/re]: Yes, far more subtle that cutting off her mike.
Oh, I assumed then New Scrawl bit about Muslins was because Sara had up and converted to 9/11.
Sara baby, it’s awful sweet of you to have converted just for the chance to be with yours truly, but I’m not actually Muslin- I just look the part, and also happen to be a libtard, and thus, like all libtards, hate America and want to destroy its economy through illegal immigration to turn it into a cross between the USSR and Nazi Germany. But: not actually Muslin. I hope this minor snafu doesn’t stand in the way of our love.
tears of rage, tears of grief
It’s true, of course, that Barry in his efforts to appease the fucktards and govern from the center has shit all over the left, both professional and amateur, but I’m not too upset with
Gibbsie for saying that we’re all acting like a bunch of whiny pants crybabies who must be on drugs. First of all, that’s just regular talk in a friendly discussion among friends, 2nd I AM on drugs, 3rd the quote itself, and the reaction to the quote, have been almost as greatly exaggerated as “Michelle took a vacation, OMGWTF,” 4th Gibbs has a fair reservoir of good will with me, I think of him somewhat as the white Obama, supercool like, 5th the right wingers would like us to think Gibbs is shitting all over us so we will start shitting on Gibbs and I’m not going to do that because we should be unanimous (and synchronized) in shitting all over the right wingers.
Anyway, he’s a mega improvement over Ari Fleischpit, that little roly-poly one whose name escapes me at the moment, Tony Snowmobile or Dana “What’s a Bay of Pigs?” Perkytits.
I’d expected our new President upon taking office would immediately deputize the Crips and the Bloods to get that fucking Public Option passed and get all our money back from the bankers and other shitheads who’ve been robbing us blind for the last eight years. Now my only hope is Kucinich. I know he’ll do what has to be done.
[re=637147]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Honestly, I’m more annoyed by the Gitmo/Military Commissions/Indefnite Detention/De facto Immunity for Torturers/Warrentless Assassination angle than the Health Care thing (even though he clearly traded away the Public Option for a bag of magic hobo beans), or his unwillingness to clean house in the executive branch (Department of Interior people apparently call Ken Salazar’s DoI “Bush’s third term”) or even the Afghanistan thing (although it would be nice if he actually reevaluated our current strategy, a little, instead trying to throw the Shitileaks people into Gitmo for pointing out that are strategy is more terrible than a lot of people realize).
Because see, I’m willing to chalk most of those other things up to “well, that stuff requires Congress, and also involved complex political negotions and/or legal/practical issues/whatever, and it’s not like Obama’s actually Space-Gandalf or anything”. But that first set of items is a) completely under Executive control, b) something that is going to be reprised and expanded even further if the current set of loonies calling themselves the Republican party ever get back in power, and c) stuff that Obama expressed plain opposition on during the campaign, opposition that was a major part of why I favored him over Hillary (that, and Hillary was already primed as right-wing punching-bag, so I reasoned that she’d have been less able to get things done that a black dude).
And all that’s without going into the typical preachy thing about how protecting civil liberties is the only way to protect against descending into a police state and actual fascism, unlike the idiot teabaggers’ imaginary version of fascism where it happens becase of universal health coverage and bicycle-sharing.
“Robert Gibbs is supposed to be a professional…”
Oh snap/snark!
She done cleaned up real good.
[re=637200]gurukalehuru[/re]: what you said…
[re=637193]frailamerica[/re]: Or candy corn. Who eats that stuff, anyways? Although I guess it might be insulting to people of yellow and orange hues… yes, I’m looking at you, John Boehner.
Whoa. The little head bobble. The blowing lips flapping. The pretending not to hear thingie. Altogether charming. What was it about again?
That shit on the host’s lip had some shit on it lip.
[re=637191]Sparky McGruff[/re]:
I’m not as big an asshole, or Republican.
Gibbs had a “fit of rage?” Woo, that professional left sure is sensitive; I think they have never seen a real “fit of rage” if they think that was a fit of rage. I have to get my dad to give them a call.
[re=637129]Junior[/re]:
I, for one, am pleased that the lads of Wonkette are lusting after Sara now rather than Palin, Bachmann, or Kathleen Harris. You guys were on a crazy spell there for a few years.
I’m disappointed in the lack of girl-on-girl action.
she so totally cracked up before the interview even started.
imposter syndrome? not likely, with Al Franken in the Senate.
daydreaming re an upcoming weekend in Wasilla? I didn’t see tears.
rolling the Tootsie roll around in her head? I’d like to think that was a
spontaneous, inadvertant use of the T-word, a la Mel Gibson.
[re=637244]Terry[/re]: I for one am still stuck on Jenny Sanford.
@junior: i don’t want to marry Benincasa necessarily, but I’d sure like to practice making her babies.
@Sara Benincasa: the tootsie roll thing could be a great t-shirt.
Oh, and I almost forget, the Bennincasa, I would hit it. Hear that, Sara? I would hit “it,” I just know that being referred to as “it,” (or having your vag referred to as “it”) turns you on. I would “tap that ass” as well. Will you marry me?
[re=637239]Prommie[/re]: My dad can out-rage your dad. Plus he’s a pastor, so your dad’s gonna face the Wrath of God as well. Likely right after the sermon (“Love is patient and kind…blah blah.”
[re=637197]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Sing it, Levon…
Sara’s best impersonation of Bachman comes at the very end, when Sara can’t hear her adorable, lazy interviewer.
“Democrats act like children who were promised a whole lot of candy and only got a Tootsie Roll.”
Bravo and true.
I found it humorous the woman on the left seemed horrified that Sarah suggested DFHs might actually get high.
[re=637244]Terry[/re]: Are there any new picks of Kitty Harris? Preferably cowgirl on a big, sweaty, black horse?
By the way, Russia Today actually is a Russian propaganda channel, in real life. I find this confusing, the fact that I have a Russian propaganda network, on my digital cable, in 2010. That Chinese thing, too.
I once watched an extremely creepy panel discussion on RT, after the allegations of fraud in the latest Putin-orchestrated election, where the topic was, “Putin’s opponents are saying the election was fixed, but isn’t that what the losers always say?” The answer may surprise you! Well, again, no it won’t, all the panelists said yes, including a shady “international observer” from some Benelux country or maybe Sweden.
RT needs to get their shit together. This wouldn’t happen with BBC. And most pot smokers I know are free market libertarians, not leftist hippies, like the people at CATO who do nothing but smoke pot, listen to Rush albums, and dream of opening hamburger joints on Mars.
[re=637293]DC Hates Me[/re]: Neil Pert is the best drummer ever, man. He’s like the John Galt of drummers.
[re=637255]dedalus[/re]:
Well, at least she’s not crazy. She threw her Apalachian Trail hiking husband out fairly quickly.
I can’t believe how quickly that foxy spy chick we expelled landed on her feet and a fancy job at Russia Today TV!
Sara. I love the way you shake your head mid way through the video. Sort of like how Indians shake there head to say okay.
[re=637223]Sparky McGruff[/re]: Actually, the only candy corns I’ll ever eat are the ones with the chocolate nubs. And I only eat the chocolate bit, which I guess is reverse racism.
I demand Sara’s hand in marriage.
Gibbs is a dick, why is why we usually like him. He just decided to turn his dickishness toward the left, so we’re getting all dickish back. Meanwhile, the Republics are getting away. Someone close the doors. Code Dick, Code Dick.
RT TV? Isn’t that the network made up entirely of people talking to each other via Duane Reade security cameras around NYC?
[re=637204]mumblyjoe[/re]: Yep. He better get some of that done before the 2012 campaign.
[re=637141]Sara Benincasa[/re]: Not only racist, but sexist too.
That was a perfect opportunity for More Loofa Munching. But was there any? Nooooooooooooooooo.
[re=637266]Prommie[/re]: Maybe if you changed your last name to Dondatcasa. Then Sara would marry you right away because she would not be able to resists having the very funny last name Benincasa-Dondatcasa. Just puttin’ it out there.
This interview could have been done just as well on a bed, dishabille. Or maybe strolling along a beach.
[re=637200]gurukalehuru[/re]: Dana Perkytits, now that’s one I gotta remember.
Moral of the story: it will take many decades of progressive incrementalism before it will be possible for moderate, reasonable principles to govern the US. I had long suspected and feared this. Also, excellent job, [re=637141]Sara[/re] on the Teevee. Next time, go on The O’Reilly factor and fuck with his head so effortlessly. And [re=637147]ManchuCandidate[/re], it pains me to say, but you are probably right. Also, you are very funny.
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