SUCK IT CHELSEA CLINTON  3:15 pm August 11, 2010

A Children’s Treasury of Rush Limbaugh Wedding Photos and Rush Fan Comments About Them

by Jack Stuef

Hakuna matata!Young hearthrob Rush Limbaugh has a brand new Facebook page, and he has used this platform to at long last give the screeching masses what they want: photos of his wedding. “Sharing a laugh with Elton John backstage before his performance” is the caption on this one. Yes, somehow KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL ENEMY Sir Elton John was paid enough money to show up at this thing. Mazel tov, Rush! So what other debauchery is revealed in this photo gallery? And what did the Rush faithful have to say about these photos?


Ron Jolly: Rush, looks like it was a beautiful day. congrads!!! keep up the great work on the radio show. got to get foks to the polls in november and vote those dams democrates out for good!!!
Nick Hesseling: Congrat” May you both walk you Life in LOVE. It’s the small foxes that tear up the field.
Alex Sullins: Great photo Rush! Looks like you married out of your league… hehehe j/k! Keep up the good work and talk more about the Cloward & Piven strategy on your show, IMO, this is what the dems are using, along with Alinsky tactics and Carl Marx B.S.!! Pass it around…. If you read Ayn Rand – “Atlas Shrugged” and then read “Capitalism, The Unknown Ideal” you will understand what is going on. History sure does repeat itself here in the great USA! Also – Glenn Beck’s book called “The Overton Window” is a great eye opener also!!!


Judge Stephen Limbaugh, Sr. and the Rev. Ken Hutcherson officiate.
Jeff Savage: Congratulations Rush! CHEERS! To many years of happiness and some “real” Rush babies.
Sasha Kajari-Spinner: I guess I’ll have to start looking for another man now that you are taken!! I am the one who sent you “Frisky” the lobster back when you had your TV show. I have loved you ever since! Blessings to you both! Much happiness together.
Richard Schneider: Professor Limbaugh always says “the learning never stops” Thank you for your wisdom and experience and all your learning. God bless you both!


Craig Robinson: Tears to my eyes!
Karen Friscia Zoback: MAY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST BLESS THIS GATHERING……..KAREN ZOBACK
Ronald Bruce: It’s too bad that you didn’t have the Air Force and Army flags I would have personally been willing to carry the Army flag for you.


Christine Anne Mitchell: ABSOLUTELY photographs. Thank you Rush for sharing with us.
Samantha Stephens: I have run out of words to try to describe your happiness! Spectacular- and your story about the wedding is seared in my memory. Thanks, Rush!
Cindy Meyerson: I think you should have a second wedding and invite your fans!


Jeremy T Jarvi: Elton was telling Kathryn how she reminded him of someone he once knew, more than likely!
Diana Sue Scott-Schroeder: Careful Rush! She’s pretty enough to make Elton reconsider! LOL!!
Tricia DeJong: This pic says mountains that the liberal media will never show……

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binarian August 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Who is that poor woman and when will the drugs wear off? When will she wake up and scream “What was I thinking???”

Prommie August 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Good lord, Rush has been talking about Regulating the Poor? Jesus fuck, he cannot possibly understand it.

GreatRightHope August 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Awww, that’s sweet. I can’t imagine what sort of nasty people would be upset with these pictures.

SayItWithWookies August 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm

He had a fucking military honor guard?! I didn’t know draft deferments due to ass cysts entitled one to such a privilege. Hell, give the fucker a purple heart too.

SmutBoffin August 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm

“IMO, this is what the dems are using, along with Alinsky tactics and Carl Marx B.S.!! Pass it around…. If you read Ayn Rand – “Atlas Shrugged” and then read “Capitalism, The Unknown Ideal” you will understand what is going on.”

Alan U R a dumass RUSH inventid capitialism and does’t need 2 read books by LIBERALS like Glans BECK!!!!!!!!!

Dumptruck August 11, 2010 at 3:23 pm

WHY WONT YOU DAM LIBERULS LEEVE RUSH ALONE?

Mad Farmer Manifest August 11, 2010 at 3:25 pm

As Christine the commenter says, those are ABSOLUTELY photographs. What I can’t understand is how Rush will be able to pretend she is a Dominican boy with that great rack on her?

dijetlo August 11, 2010 at 3:25 pm

Dominican Cabana Boy: How could you do theese Meester Rush? You said I was your leetle Punta!
Rev Cletus: Now that a homersechsual has defiled her, she’ll have to be stoned.
Rand Paul: And forced to worship “Aqua Buddha”.

RandomNickname August 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm

ABSOLUTELY photographs!

COMPLETELY Incomprehensible!

SayItWithWookies August 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Ken Hutcherson, the asshole who officiated at Rush’s fourth (or whatever it is) wedding, is an outspoken bigot on the topic of gay marriage, oddly enough:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002263363_hutcherson05m.html

FMA August 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Gayest marriage I’ve seen.

ella August 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm

It’s amazing how attractive men can be to some women when the men have more dollars than brain cells and a whole lot more dollars than scruples.

Sgt. Biyatch August 11, 2010 at 3:29 pm

I gotta hand it to Rush…she hawt. I’m guessing he didn’t find her in a whorehouse in the DR. A whorehouse in the Hamptons, maybe.

Brent Kockman August 11, 2010 at 3:29 pm

that wedding had more pasty white chins than a chinese phonebook dipped in elmer’s glue

plowman August 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Time to wash down a handful of loritab with a magnum of Dom and lay some PIPE baaaaaaby…..

binarian August 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

[re=636800]Sgt. Biyatch[/re]: She’s betting he’ll keel over from a massive coronary in the next decade.

Zoombat August 11, 2010 at 3:31 pm

All those right-wing dingbat “values” teabaggers seem oblivious that Rush has been married a zillion times before…

DoktorZoom August 11, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Funny, I always thought Rush’s nuptials would be a lot more like this.

OzoneTom August 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Whenever I see Rush Limbaugh I think of another other fat, drug-addled, cigar aficionado by the name of Hermann Goering.

BklynIlluminati August 11, 2010 at 3:33 pm

did you really need the money that bad Elton? Nice to know though when needed Satan will still provide services for his chosen flock.

Extemporanus August 11, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Nice gay-ass fucking grandma brooch, Limberace!

Did you borrow it from that candle in the wind you call a wife?

SeattleJoe August 11, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Rush Limbaugh makes millions of dollars a year and has millions of loyal listeners. I know this and I know that inexplicable and monstrous events happen all the time in this sad world. And yet I will never forgive wonkette.com for showing me these pictures. Never.

GOPCrusher August 11, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Amazing what money can buy you now a days.

Zorg August 11, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Divorce announcement in 3, 2,..

The Sandman August 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Clearly Sir Elton is a whore and will do anything for money. And why is it that in every pix, the Anal Cyst keeps looking at that lady like she’s the second meat course?

Hooray For Anything August 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Where’s the photo of Elton staring in the mirror in tears as he sadly realizes that he’s become nothing more than a high-rent prostitute who’d sell his services out for the highest bidder no matter how fat and bigoted they may be.

Mahousu August 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm

I think you should have a second wedding and invite your fans!
Ooh, too late for that, Cindy. But maybe by his seventh or eighth wedding, he’ll invite you.

binarian August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

And what is Elton John doing there? Why isn’t Hutcherson trying to drive a wooden stake into his heart?

freakishlystrong August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

THAT has got to be the most expensive beard in the history of expensive beards. She costs even more than Katie Cruise.

JMP August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Silly Alex Sullins, trying to recommend books to Rush when he can’t read. Just like Alex judging by his typing. Who is Carl Marx, anyway?

Seeing an attractive young woman marrying a man over three times her age is always beautiful. No wait, that wasn’t the word I was looking for; disgusting, that was it.

Oldskool August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

She literally has a million dollar smile. Whenever he humps her she probably lays there thinking she earned every penny.

GOPCrusher August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

“Jeremy T Jarvi: Elton was telling Kathryn how she reminded him of someone he once knew, more than likely!”

LOL!

CrunchyKnee August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

ABSOLUTELY beard.

imissopus August 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

THE HOMO IS TOUCHING YER WIFE! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! WATCH OUT YOU DONT CATCH THE GHEY RUSH! MY COUSIN SHOOK HANDZ W / A FAG AND NOW HE SUX TRUKER COCK FOR MUNIE AND NATTY LITE!!1!

M Lite August 11, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Why won’t the librul media show the pictures of Rush with Sir Elton? They don’t want you to know that he doesn’t really hate homosexuals like he tells his listeners on his radio show, he just rants to the rabble for ratings. Wait, does Rush want his sheeple to realize that?

Sgt. Biyatch August 11, 2010 at 3:39 pm

[re=636805]binarian[/re]: Yeah, but in the meantime, she’s going to have to endure two minutes of hell at least once…a year.

Mad Farmer Manifest August 11, 2010 at 3:40 pm

[re=636820]Hooray For Anything[/re]: I doubt Rush actually cares enough to be bigoted against gay folks. I think he’s just a soulless hack who will do anything for money and to further the fascist cause.

queeraselvis v 2.0 August 11, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Quoth Diana Sue Scott-Schroeder: “Careful Rush! She’s pretty enough to make Elton reconsider! LOL!!”

Not even close, dearie. Elton is probably asking her if he can borrow the dress after she’s done with it.

OldOneEye August 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm

I listen to fair amount of Rush Limbaugh and he’s been annoying his audience lately. He had a tirade a few months ago about how he never clipped coupons and the only reason poor people could use them is because rich people, who don’t use them, subsidized their use by paying otherwise higher prices. He’s then started bragging about how many SUVs he has (he has so many he couldn’t remember if he had 4 or 5) and then he’s been going on and on about how fabulous his wedding was and how many great people (including Elton John!) were there. There have been more than a few calls from people calling him a sell out, out of touch, and lots of other things. It’s been pretty awesome.

Monsieur Grumpe August 11, 2010 at 3:45 pm

Number four and counting.
What the hell is going through her mind?
Answer:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Ducksworthy August 11, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Jeebus K. Reist did this sweet young thing prostitute herself to the bloated gas bag for Oxycontin?

Guppy06 August 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Oh, come on! What’s with the uniformed flag-bearers? Is this a state funeral? That kind of display shouldn’t be for a man who has never done any public service outside of a court order, least of all military service. Why isn’t the American Legion all over this?

Lascauxcaveman August 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm

Hard to believe what some chicks will do for money.

Manos: Hands of Fate August 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm

Adolph Hitler and Pol Pot came back from the dead and got married Elton John would play their wedding too.

DP August 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm

[re=636843]Guppy06[/re]: I think that’s actually the Village People.

Canmon (the Inadequate) August 11, 2010 at 3:54 pm

[re=636833]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]: All three of them are just going through the motions for the money.

Gorillionaire August 11, 2010 at 3:54 pm

They have military color guards at Amway brain washing/sales rallies too, for some reason. Please don’t ask me how I know this.
I wonder how many of those commenters would gay marry Rush themselves for the bank account. My guess is exactly 110 percent.

Justin Time August 11, 2010 at 3:54 pm

I used to admire the pro golfer, Tom Watson. A real class act – humble, smart, polite, well-spoken. Then I read that he attended Shamu’s wedding. I know that the whale is supposed to be a very good golfer and all. But to actually attend that grotesque charade says a lot about anyone who attended. Say it ain’t so, Tom!

binarian August 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm

[re=636843]Guppy06[/re]: Sad to say but they probably love him. The Legion isn’t the most enlightened bunch.

lawrenceofthedesert August 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Hey, it’s pop music, not Pete Seeger — congrats Elton on relieving the fat fascist of some heavy coin. If every gig had to be politically correct, even the top five percent of music earners would be starving, and not just the rest of us. As for the bride, she probably understands karma and what the wheel is going to bring her. Bet the farm there was a prenup, given Blimpbaugh’s track record. Elton did the gig, and now there’s another six months that the band doesn’t have to crank it out in Vegas. Think of it for what it was: a very expensive publicity stunt for a despicable radio show. Do you hate the caterer? The florist? The gown designer? The chef? Then don’t hate Elton; a gig’s a gig. At his asking price, they aren’t that easy to find. (That said, if Elton does an interview and says what a delightful guy the Blimpbaugh is, or how relevant, then he needs to be tried and executed by the Mattachine Society Tribunal. If Reg Dwight keeps his big mouth shut and cashes a huge check, however, I’m cool with it.)

Extemporanus August 11, 2010 at 3:59 pm

[re=636837]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: [re=636841]Ducksworthy[/re]: If you picture Rush Limbaugh’s artificially-engorged penis as the arm of an adipose and clammy human-shaped slot machine, it all makes much more sense.

And vomit.

YACKPOT!

Guppy06 August 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm

[re=636837]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “If I have to hold this tuck for one more hour…”

WhatTheHeck August 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm

[re=636782]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And he calls himself a patriot. What a wuss.
Well, at my wedding, I had honor guards from the Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force, National Guard, NSA, the Mossad and the Boy Scouts.
And because of my love the Constitution, I asked every guest to bring a gun.

binarian August 11, 2010 at 4:02 pm

[re=636853]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Agreed, to an extent. However, if that’s a real color guard, like actual military people then whoever authorized it needs to get a serious dope slap.

comicbookguy August 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm

“Professor Limbaugh”

Good to see his fans have a highly attuned sense of irony.

Tim Was Tim August 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm

You can’t sepia-tone out fat douchiness.

desertwind August 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Rush has had work done, hasn’t he?

And — gazongas! Also.

Woooeee – that advice to read Glenn Beck must’ve pleased El Rushbo no end.

Monsieur Grumpe August 11, 2010 at 4:07 pm

I have a feeling some of these photos will be appearing in future Viagra commercials.

Hooray For Anything August 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm

[re=636833]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]: I see Rush as definitely falling into the “some of my best friends are gay” category of bigots.

Johnny Zhivago August 11, 2010 at 4:12 pm

[re=636861]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Bring a gun???? If a guest doesn’t “accidentally” shoot down an ultralight or a hot air balloon in the celebratory fusilade, what the fuck kind of a wedding is it????

Dave J. August 11, 2010 at 4:14 pm

This wedding is so gay it makes Liza Minella-David Gest’s wedding look like Richard Burton and Liz Taylor.

Johnny Zhivago August 11, 2010 at 4:15 pm

[re=636802]Brent Kockman[/re]: From the number of drones milling about, you would think it was an Afghan wedding.

Guppy06 August 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Ah, to hell with it. If some guy who did no more public service than spend a few years working as a Manhattan prosecutor can get a full military funeral from the Navy, just because of who his daddy was, Rush can have his honor guard.

Include bullshit like this in the definition of “desecration,” though, and I’d be sorely tempted to vote for a flag desecration amendment.

Clancy_Pants August 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Q: What occupation does Sir Elton share with the new Mrs. Limbaugh?
Clue: Starts with a “W” and rhymes with “door”.

NotthatLC August 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm

“It’s the small foxes that tear up the field.” Brain lock – what the heck does that mean?? Especially in the context of a wedding?

JMP August 11, 2010 at 4:19 pm

[re=636853]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Plus, Elton needs the money to keep from starving to death now that the music industry is dead due to file sharing.

Sharkey August 11, 2010 at 4:21 pm

She’s secretly a feminazi.

metalhed August 11, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Diana Sue Scott-Schroeder: Careful Rush! She’s pretty enough to make Elton reconsider! LOL!!

Consider taking the gig, maybe.

geminisunmars August 11, 2010 at 4:22 pm

He probably signed a pre-nuptial that confers all his worldly goods on her posthumously. The waiting is the hardest part.

PlanetWingnuta August 11, 2010 at 4:22 pm

uh…is it possible to feel physically ill from all those ass munching comments?

metalhed August 11, 2010 at 4:22 pm

As if *listening* to the fat conservo-swine isn’t bad enough.

widestanceromancer August 11, 2010 at 4:24 pm

This on top of learning Newt only did oral (a member in good standing of the ” ‘eatin’ ain’t cheatin’ ” club) is just too much to bear in one day. As for Elton, it’s comforting that my lower-than-low opinion of him was spot on all along).

[re=636877]Hooray For Anything[/re]: They have such pretty voices, those homos. Pity they’re going to hell.

whiterabid August 11, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Where is the bride’s family in the pictures? Isn’t the father supposed to give her away to the groom? And who is the guy standing next to the bride in the third picture? Is that her boyfriend? Did she have to give up boys as a condition of the pre-nup?

Zadig August 11, 2010 at 4:33 pm

[re=636879]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: I’m already planning the firing positions and loadout we’ll use for the shootout with the cops at MY dream wedding.

“The bride and groom would like to invite all survivors to the reception.”

BlueStateLiberal August 11, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Which wife is this, the fifth or ninth? Does he have an open job application for “wife position” posted on Monster.com? Hope the chick had a good lawyer to negotiate the prenup.

KilgoreTrout_XL August 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm

ELTON. WHAT THE FUCK.

I loved you in Rocketman though, and I ain’t talking no ordinary love either. I’m talking ABSOLUTELY-photographs-love. Yeeeeah.

Mr Blifil August 11, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Interesting among all that fooferaw he could not bring himself to kiss her.

joe2 August 11, 2010 at 4:43 pm

HELLO yellow brick road, AM I RIGHT?

Jumping Jim August 11, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Liberal Media Questioner:
“Mrs Limbaugh, how do you feel about being taller than your husband?”
Mrs Limbaugh:
“When he stands on his money he is much taller than I am.”

Mr Blifil August 11, 2010 at 4:57 pm

FWIW, the fifth pic down with Rush waving frantically to someone at a distance takes this year’s Gay Face Supreme award.

Bordo August 11, 2010 at 4:57 pm

God, Rush is a porker. He looks like a refrigerator in a tuxedo.

rocktonsammy August 11, 2010 at 4:59 pm

I hope “Mrs. Limball” has a life time supply of Pine Sol and sand paper to clean the ick off every time he mounts her.

just pixels August 11, 2010 at 5:04 pm

“She’s pretty enough to make Elton reconsider!” But I suspect it’s more likely she’ll switch teams a few hours into the honeymoon.

Jumping Jim August 11, 2010 at 5:04 pm

[re=636916]whiterabid[/re]: I don’t think anything or anyone was GIVEN away here.

Mr Blifil August 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

He’s 63, she’s 33. Heterosexual marriage is history’s greatest achievement.

Not_So_Much August 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

[re=636793]RandomNickname[/re]: That’s the one that got me. The grunting sentence fragments and fapping to him and Sir Elton, I just glossed over. But “absolutely photographs” made me empathize with what it must be like to be them…what with the underdeveloped frontal lobes and all.

Ducksworthy August 11, 2010 at 5:08 pm

[re=636790]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]: With his eyes shut and from behind. He only stays married to women until their anal sphincters go flaccid from all the the viagra and coke. Then its back to the little brown dominicans. I give it like about a week.

Radiotherapy August 11, 2010 at 5:13 pm

For 35 years, I have said, Elton John Sucks.

oneoclockjump August 11, 2010 at 5:13 pm

[re=636853]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Heard that Elton gave the fee to a children’s AIDS charity.

FlownOver August 11, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Jabba the Rush hired Elton for a reason – it was the only way he could be sure not to find the bride giving the headliner a blowjob behind the scenes at the reception.

PineyWoodster August 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm

[re=636853]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Do you hate the caterer? The florist? The gown designer? The chef?

Yes, all of them. Every last one.

queeraselvis v 2.0 August 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm

[re=636974]Radiotherapy[/re]: And he doesn’t even do that very well.

/David Furnish

An Outhouse August 11, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Wow, Rush sure ballooned up. Nice to see he’s friends with the Village People too.

Toomush Infermashun August 11, 2010 at 5:31 pm

Sharing a laugh with Elton John backstage before his performance”, well… from the photo, Elton is definitely sharing a laugh….with himself… but what I really want to know is: WHERE IS FRISKY THE LOBSTER NOW!!! Is he still up Rush’s ass…?

Read more at Wonkette: http://wonkette.com/417344/a-childrens-treasury-of-rush-limbaugh-wedding-photos-and-rush-fan-comments-about-them#more-417344#ixzz0wKqVSAZP

Dave J. August 11, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Perhaps my favorite comment:

Chelsea Callahan Rush Limbaugh and Elton John….
That is what America is all about!

SayItWithWookies August 11, 2010 at 5:40 pm

[re=636893]NotthatLC[/re]: I had to search a bit, but I think it’s a misappropriation of a verse from the Song of Solomon 2:15, “Catch for us the foxes, the little foxes that ruin the vineyards, our vineyards that are in bloom.”

Some of the commentaries down the page suggest that it’s an allegory of the church and various dangers to it, but the sensuous nature of the Song of Solomon shouldn’t lead one past a purely literal understanding of it, as the author is greeting the day and looking at the various animals and plants — lilies, doves, gazelles, etc. It seems out of place in a description of the beauty of a morning, though, implying that all this takes some care to keep up.

I’d also suspect that the writer of the “tear up the fields” was from a teetotaling sect and changed the quote to avoid any reference to vineyards.

saridout August 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm

it’s nice that he’s so close to his daughter… but where’s the groom in all these shots?

Jukesgrrl August 11, 2010 at 5:54 pm

[re=636890]Guppy06[/re]: CNN reported at the time: “[U.S. Navy] protocol allows sea burials of the children of decorated Navy veterans. The late President John F. Kennedy was a naval officer wounded and cited for heroism in World War II.” Since the survivor making the request was known as “the lion of the Senate,” I have no doubt the Defense Secretary would have given permission. But in any case, the action was well within accepted standards.

Jukesgrrl August 11, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Is the president of a corporation traditionally married under his company’s logo?

EdFlinstone August 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm

I gotta believe Rushbos heart troubles several months back had to be a factor in the bride saying yes. Each time she scales his bloated gut she has to be thinking this maybe the ride to finish off that ticker. Then she can have the money, the mansion and the pool boy.

jus_wonderin August 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm

[re=636995]Dave J.[/re]:
Chelsea Callahan Rush Limbaugh and Elton John….
That is what America is all about!

Wasn’t the hokey-pokey what it’s all about? I missed a memo.

ImBarb August 11, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Ick, I wouldn’t do him with Ann Coulter’s dick.

natteringnabomb August 11, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Seein there is a dumb white girl epidemic(the iterweb papers say so)I’m okay with the hottness but Elton is too old for most repubs and who is the black dude wearing the hip two street holy robes.At least whores admit what they do for money.

AuntieStupefaction August 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm

Her ring ain’t near big enuff. ‘Course, if she got the right size, her arm would be dragging on the ground.

comicbookguy August 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Looks exactly like scenes from the reality show “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance”

Rotundo August 11, 2010 at 7:25 pm

Oh come on now folks, it isn’t that bad for her, she just has to put on the strapon and spank the old fella and pop him in the keister while yelling in her best dominican tween boy voice: “Meester Limbaugh, yous have been a berry berry bad boy!” for a few strokes until he pops off and passes out from the excitement. Every round will be like popping a quarter in the machine waiting for the big payout.

LakeLucilleLoon August 11, 2010 at 7:40 pm

America, the beautiful. Or not.

Fox n Fiends August 11, 2010 at 7:58 pm

[re=636809]OzoneTom[/re]: its true, Rush is totally America’s Hermann Goering.

breakingnews girl August 11, 2010 at 8:47 pm

So… Elton John, Rush Limbaugh and a black priest/nfl linebacker (take your pick) walk in to a bar…

tbogg August 11, 2010 at 9:01 pm

As they say, she will never look prettier than on her wedding day. Particularly compared to those photos with Rush’s balls slapping against her chin.

Jumping Jim August 11, 2010 at 10:01 pm

My personal opinion is that Rush went to that Website that was on here so much a couple of months ago where the young girl bragged about how she landed an older guy and any older guy could land a young whore like her too JUST VISIT OUR WEBSITE!!!!

tribbzthesquidz August 11, 2010 at 10:11 pm

Absolootlee allsow. MERICKA NUMMER WUN!

Bearbloke August 11, 2010 at 10:47 pm

[re=636916]whiterabid[/re]: Her family got their bride-price & cashed the cheque…why hang about afterwards?

[re=636983]PineyWoodster[/re]: especially since they didn’t infest the food, flowers & clothing with lyme disease-bearing ticks…

[re=637013]EdFlinstone[/re]: “Rush, daring, have another piece of cake – a big piece!

momus August 11, 2010 at 11:17 pm

A marriage made in heaven. Translation “She’s his dealer.”

Terry August 11, 2010 at 11:23 pm

[re=636961]just pixels[/re]:

With Rush’s gut, known drug use, and likely tiny peenie, she’s not going to be vexed for anything more than the occasional hand job that never seems to result in a grand finale.

legalize everything August 11, 2010 at 11:23 pm

MAY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST BLESS THIS GATHERING…

I didn’t think your Jesus was cool with the whole getting divorced and remarried (and divorced and remarried and divorced and remarried) thing. Then again, what do I know? I’m just a failed Catholic. I’m sure the fundies know exactly what they’re talking about.

lulzmonger August 12, 2010 at 12:22 am

Last photo makes him look like one of those oily-eyed bad-guys from the final seasons of the X-Files … but not as charming.

user-of-owls August 12, 2010 at 1:12 am

In the second photo, the bride is thinking, “So if these two guys are officiating, does that mean I can challenge the call on the field? Please?”

Also, in the same photo, why is there a giant gerbil jack-in-the-box in the left foreground and a 12-foot high alien in the right rear?

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 12, 2010 at 1:53 am

Cheney hasn’t been seen since the wedding. Is it possible that this was really a dark mass in celebration of him taking a new form?

AddHomonym August 12, 2010 at 2:03 am

Tears to my eyes? Yes indeed, Craig Robinson. Tears to my eyes.

algoresexattack August 12, 2010 at 2:05 am

maybe rush limbaw is god….there is no other explanation.

algoresexattack August 12, 2010 at 2:08 am

Wow! Have you lost that much weight!? Or is Snerdley just HUGE!!!?

i wish snerdly would crush his skull

PrimlyStable August 12, 2010 at 2:18 am

Ronald Bruce: It’s too bad that you didn’t have the Air Force and Army flags I would have personally been willing to carry the Army flag for you.”

Why does Rush hate the Air Force and Army? WHY?

Nueronanonymous August 12, 2010 at 9:44 am

“Samantha Stephens: I have run out of words to try to describe your happiness! Spectacular- and your story about the wedding is seared in my memory. Thanks, Rush!”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Seared. Dear God.

Libbygirl August 12, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Just the idea of having to pump away on top of that pilled-filled, moon-bouncey evil fatass, smiling at him, giving the little Dominican boy the evil eye for sneaking a peek to the whole sordid mess, still grinding away, hoping his fat-covered heart finally gives it up so she justify her meal ticket choice…ugh.
As mentioned, at least prostitutes are up-front about the whole transaction. This is just vile. And the comments from his minions…(shudders).

Why did I look at this? Where’s the brain bleach?

Dolmance August 12, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Does Elton John remind anyone of Tony Blair with George Bush in that top photo? These photos are easily as nauseating as that Ayn Rand comic.

tater tot August 13, 2010 at 2:17 am

Hasn’t Rush been shooting blanks with the first 3 wives? Probably tryin to get hisself a mini-me.

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