“Can’t let ’em build it, no no no no no no,” growls Trade Martin, the papa grizzly singing this anthem opposing the Cordoba House/Ground Zero Mosque. “There’s a painful memory in our minds.” Listen to this terrible, cacophonous nightmare of a song, and you will also have a new, painful memory, for your mind. The song’s only redeeming quality is that it makes your Wonkette want to buy a new Ford 4×4 truck to drive aimlessly through rugged mountainous areas while eating Slim Jims and drinking Mountain Dew by the gallon, which would help the economy.

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