Yes, let us put these clips of John McCain in barbed wire so they can’t get to us and hurt us. And amnesty=people walking with bookbags in the desert? This is confusing, but thankfully J.D. Hayworth “approves this ad because” he “will never vote for amnesty.” Wait, what?
No, that is not a reason to approve this ad. The existence of this ad does not change whether or not you will vote for amnesty.
Using a funny soundbite of Walnuts saying he “chose lying” and having an angry announcer guy shout things about John McCain like it’s a Slim-Jim commercial, though, that is a good reason.
Oh, poor John McCain, J.D. Hayworth is going to wrap your frail little body into barbed wire and ship you back to that Vietnam POW camp. Why didn’t you just retire, Walnuts? [YouTube]
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lol. at the end it says DON’T fire john mccain.
“I’ve made my mistakes but I’ll never vote for amnesty”
So, he’s admitting he’s a f@#k up
Finish the dang lie.
Good to hear Tom Waits finally getting some of that political ad voiceover money.
I’m JD Hayworth and I’ve made my mistakes such as telling you not to fire John McCain three seconds ago but I approve this ad because I’m fucking retarded.
YOU LIE!
FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, HAYWORTH! FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!!
Is there anyone in Arizona politics who isn’t a fucktart?
John McCain spent seven years as an “illegal immigrant” in Hanoi. I’m not being glib. Rhetoric from the Lou Dobbs crowd parallels that used for wartime adversaries. “Destroying America”, “invaders”, etc. It’s vile. We will be ashamed of this some day, just like slavery, Japanese internment, segregation.
Why, why, WHY didn’t I switch parties when my wife did last year. These people are both retarded and I can’t face the absentee ballot for this race currently festering on my coffee table. Do I vote for JD because Walnuts is who he is? Do I vote for Walnuts because JD is a fuckwit? I’m happy to vote for Glassman in the General, but fuck me this ballot sucks. Maybe I’ll just write my border collie’s name in. At least she wakes me up before she shits the bed.
Guess he’s not counting on any Latino votes.
[re=633917]just pixels[/re]: I’m not waiting, I’m ashamed of this shit now.
JD Hayworth has to dig up more dirt than that if he wants to look better than McCain by comparison. Oh, if only Arizona had a Democratic party, this would be a prime opportunity.
[re=633909]Katydid[/re]: Not lately. StewartUdall was a good guy but died in March from all the crazee around him.
[re=633922]Sharkey[/re]: He’s counting on that “No on the 14th Amendment” maneuver to get completed before the election. He still ain’t going to get the remaining 5 votes in AZ.
Damn, JD is a dick.
If I were a 70-some-hundred-year-old spineless torture-sack of arthritis-wracked carcinoma bunions, I’d probably choose lying down as well.
HENGGHH?!
[re=633907]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: YOU LIE…DOWN! It’s time for your nap, Grandpa!
I SAID, it’s TIME for your NAP, Grandpa!!
Remember when he suspended his Presidential Campaign to go to Washington to solve the Economic Crisis….then sat in on a Bush-chaired meeting and didn’t say A WORD??? I can’t wait til he is defeated. I don’t care if Triumph the Insult Dog hand puppet replaces him.
[re=633972]Army of None[/re]: You just made up my mind, fuckwit it is. May God have mercy on my soul.
When is that fucking election going to be over? It’s going on forever!
[re=633981]Joe Biteme[/re]: Yes, vote for the fuckwit because the other asshole stuck us with Sarah Palin. That’s far, far worse than anything JD could do.
[re=633986]steverino247[/re]: Don’t forget, JD pioneered the uber-douchey “sleeping in my office to save the taxpayers money” maneuver during the mid 90′s. He’s peddled his own brand of dipshit for quite some time now…
[re=633920]Joe Biteme[/re]: if your dog was a real republican , she wouldn’t wake you , she’d take a shit and blame it on you . obviously she’s a lib ’cause she wants to share the moment ……….
[re=634002]rmjag[/re]: Touche
[re=633904]smitallica[/re]: I was gonna remark on the voice weirdness, but you betta.
Every time I hear news about this guy, I think its JC Hayward, who can defeat John McCain with her wigs.
[re=633998]Joe Biteme[/re]: Doesn’t hold a candle to the maximum cunt from Alaska stunt. Retire McCain and hope JD implodes so your dog wins as a write-in in November.
“Border Collie shit in EVERY bed!” What a great campaign slogan.
[re=633998]Joe Biteme[/re]: Nevertheless, if I were you (which I’m obviously not) or a resident of AZ (which I’m also not) and registered Republican (which I have never been, and will never be), I’d vote for JD simply because McCain promoted Palin onto the national stage.
He has many other failings, and has gradually declined in my opinion from kinda-war-hero-maverick to pandering asshole, but lobbing Sarah at us is an absolute firing offense.
BTW, I know he’s gonna win the primary and the general anyhow. This would be one of those “principle” votes.
[re=634010]Joe Biteme[/re]: Does she do it on your feet? Then she would be Democratic. If she does it on your pillow to wake you, she would be a Republican.
[re=633917]just pixels[/re]: Shame doesn’t register with these knuckle-knobs.
Is that you, Funkhauser?
From the SFX, I thought the voice-over would end with “This film is not yet rated.”
“I’ve made my mistakes” – is Hayworth trying to get out in front of a sex scandal?
[re=634085]artpepper[/re]: [re=634002]rmjag[/re]: “…is Hayworth trying to get out in front of a sex scandal? ”
Yes – a scandal involving border-collie shit…
This WILL play well everywhere in AZ but MAYBE Tucson and Flagstaff.
The thoughts of a teabagger would drive you crazy.
How do we know it’s Friday? Tao is here with his pretend Ed Hardy shirts.
OMG, I find myself in the unlikely and very uncomfortable position of hoping WALNUTS! wins the primary. Unless, the Dems have someone to beat JD.
Considering that Grampy is already on the wrong side of the fence on every dang issue, what harm could it do to add yet another giant assclown to the U.S. Senate?
I gotta root for McCain, everyone has already stopped listening to him.
I am not exactly sure what JD is trying to accomplish from putting out this ad?? The entire thing has already been disproven by factcheck. and JD makes himself look like a bigger idiot and a bigger liar then we already thought he was. JD has failed to run on a platform other then immigration, a rather new issue to JD anyway. JD has done nothing but disprove himself throughout these past years. Now Republicans know that JD would lose to Glassman, only another reason for us to vote NO on JD. The last thing we need in Washington is another democrat like Glassman to spend big, bloat policy, handouts and further our housing crisis.
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