There is really nothing going on today. We suppose we have to post a thing about Palin saying Obama is “in over his head.” WAIT, NO, HERE IS SOME INSANE ROBOT THING WE FOUND ON YOUTUBE. That’ll do. Same thing, basically.
Oh God, there are many more of these dumb things.
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RoboMooselini makes as much sense as HomoMooselini. More sense, actually. Another win for Rossum’s Universal Robots! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R.U.R
Let’s come compare, shall we?
Barry’s done the following:
Saved US America Economize and inadvertently saved Global Economize (except those turds in Greece.)
Reformed US America healthcare despite a massive stupid yet amusing fight along the way
Financial Reform (sort of)
Put two new female judges on the US America Supremes
Fighting two fucked up stupid wars started by his retarded predecessor
Got a new dog
Went to the Gulf several times (not that it helped but still)
Pushed through a whole bunch of legislation despite the whinging of the GOPers in the senate
Let’s see what Sarah Palin’s done:
“wrote” a “book”
Twatted
Facebooked
Whored herself out as a “speaker”
Fought with her ex-potential son in law
Talks once a week on Faux
How did they get the real Larry King to do voice work for this?
[re=633083]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Don’t forget quitting as Governor of Alaska mid-term to rake in the dough.
P.S. Taiwanese robot videos are so much better.
I must say that I am in the biz and the 3d model is all about the wrong.
Number 1: The mouth is not large enough.
Number 2: The mouth is not large enough.
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Number 3: I bet we could rapid prototype that thing, chunk a squirrel’s brain in it and SquirrelBrain RoboPalin could win more votes and be less annoying that the real deal.
[re=633083]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Went to the Gulf several times (not that it helped but still): Well, he got BP to pony up $20b. They may bullshit their way out of it, but he was definitely on their asses. Even if they do some paying it’s better than the nothingness of the Valdez fiasco that allowed the courts to later eliminate what was due to the victims in AK. Plus, cute Michelle Obama went to visit and that had to lift some, er, spirits.
But of course your main point still stands: Sarah’s full of shit and Barry gets (some) shit done.
These suck. Make the digital Sarah shut up and show us her tits instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vnkA9xLOxM&feature=related
“have you ever eaten a whole block of cheese and decided to wait it out on the toilet? that’s how i spent my fourth marriage.”
comedy genius, i say.
As long as it’s karaoke night, can I put in a request for no more posts about this opportunist unless a) she gets eaten by wolves or b) she decamps with Michele Bachmann to start a Wiccan commune on Alaska’s Appalachian Trail? (Strike that last one – just wake me if it’s “a”).
She feeds on publicity – whether positive or negative makes no difference – and starving her of it is the only way to stop the metastasis.
The Politico comments on the Palin/Hannity fapfest are, shockingly, pretty much anti-Snowbilly this time out. Is this another sign of the Apocalypse?
Lets all make September Palin-free, shall we?
[re=633095]Native of SL UT[/re]: So basically Tits *and* GTFO? Sure, I’ll second that, and I’m not into tits. I just want her to GTFO.
[re=633083]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
What I think Americans at the end of the day are going to be able to go back and look at track records and see who’s more apt to be talking about solutions and wishing for and hoping for solutions for some opportunity to change, and who’s actually done it?
-Sarah Palin
Sept., 2008
[re=633101]One Yield Regular[/re]: So, no High Fructose Corn Syrup?
[re=633107]BarackMyWorld[/re]: The fuck is that shit?
[re=633102]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: THREE WORDS: LAMESTREEM MEEDIUH
[re=633107]BarackMyWorld[/re]: Truly the prose of Shakespear, that one.
Thou know’st, the first time that we smell the air
We wawl and cry.
A few minutes ago, there was a picture of the star from that Alaskatard movie or whatever on my computer screen. Now, there’s just an empty space, and nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of her face.
WUT UP WIT DAT?!
Do I need to go find my 3-D glass? Is it in fucking braille or something?!
[re=633137]Extemporanus[/re]: I see the picture but cannot hear the sound.
I wish Sarah and her entire family would go “Into the Wild” just as Chris McCandless did.
I like this one made with an actual clip from her audiobook but, you know, censored.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_gS35Oyrd4
[re=633180]falconac[/re]: Pretty good!
But pure XtraNormality, I still have to give it up for Roy Edroso’s effort.
But FOR, it should have been.
Also, here’s the link, which mysteriously did not work in my last comment.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6270067/
i could actually listen to that voice.
Sorry. I actually reported to work to unempl.comp. I missed all this. Did Levi show his johnston? Did Scarahbilly show her cunt? Did I miss anything? Kthenbai.
Needs moar stupid.
[re=633313]Tar and Feathers[/re]: I’m going to guess that was written before this fuckstick [re=633270]tao[/re]: decided to grace us with its presence.
The best thing ever created with Xtranormal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-QCmsx2WI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LofaJ66bWM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tCj8IDTadE&feature=related
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