Cops Making Hot Sex Porn Mags From Your Body Scans!

Americans, do you know about "millimeter wave systems"? Of course you don't -- that's terrifying science talk. In layman's terms, these are the giant scary scanning machines that most airports have about two of, and people are selected at random to go into them, and then the TSA agent sees you naked, without any clothes on, via radiation magic. This keeps us safe from terrorists, who use our great nation's habit of wearing garments to hide their terror guns and such. But what of the cost to our privacy? Don't worry, the government has long promised that these images will only be looked at once, by a trained security official, who won't even have to spank off to it, or even to fully fix it in his mind as later masturbatory fodder, before it is purged forever from the screen and from the advanced scanner's memory chips. Oh, but hey, guess what?

Go on, you'll never guess. 

The U.S. Marshals Service admitted this week that it had surreptitiously saved tens of thousands of images recorded with a millimeter wave system at the security checkpoint of a single Florida courthouse.

Ha ha! Well, that's a courthouse, though, so anyone going in there is a criminal, and they don't deserve privacy. At least this isn't happening to people exercising the God-given right to jet off to Pensacola for the weekend!

This follows an earlier disclosure by the TSA that it requires all airport body scanners it purchases to be able to store and transmit images for "testing, training, and evaluation purposes."

Ha ha! But, uh, they're not actually doing that, right?

The agency says, however, that those capabilities are not normally activated when the devices are installed at airports.

Whew! We're sure they'd tell us if they were doing it. Just like the Marshals were so up front about the courthouse scanners. We're sure we won't find out once different we recognize our own asses from among the thousands of pictures on BlurryNakedAirTravellers.com. Not worried at all. No sir. [ Cnet ]