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August 5, 2010

Obama Masticates With Oprah, Oprah’s Friend Gayle

by Jack Stuef  

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.President Obama did celebrate his birthday last night after all! In fact, he flew to Chicago, took a helicopter that landed on SOLDIER FIELD, and went to a restaurant with teevee lady Oprah Winfrey and her long-time companion-friend Gayle King. “Obama spent more than three hours inside,” probably receiving his orders from Oprah. Meanwhile, back in D.C., Robert Gibbs stared at the uneaten candlelight dinner he had prepared and at the empty chair across from him. Then he cried softly.

And now here is a video of a dog on a tarmac:

Always stately, that dog. So glad we elected it. [CNN]

{ 33 comments }

slappypaddy August 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm

the way barry chews up the opposition is clear evidence that he has long been a masticator.

13ollocks To The Rules August 5, 2010 at 1:51 pm

~51 million supposedly sentient American adults see the dog climbing the stairs to Air Force 1 and think “That should’ve been John McCain”…..shudder

rmontcal August 5, 2010 at 1:53 pm

thats why I dont take any of the “reporting” on this site seriously ^^^

Mumbletypeg August 5, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Til now my favorite titular head of state was Millie the Good Dog. Bobama needs to start optioning for who might pen his biography.

ManchuCandidate August 5, 2010 at 1:55 pm

I’ll bet that Bo sleeps on the Preznit’s chair when he’s not around. Damn animals thinking they own us.

On the Wing Nut Blogs: “Video Proof that Bo is the REAL PReznit of the US America. Dog acts like master. Assumes that AF One is his.”

DemmeFatale August 5, 2010 at 1:59 pm

[re=632855]13ollocks To The Rules[/re]: Look at that well trained doggie walking on the left of the leash guy and waiting for the go-ahead to board.
McCain could NEVER have trained Sarah to behave like that!

Long Form Def Certificate August 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Then, they went to Iowa, where Obama officiate at Oprah & Gayle’s gay wedding, also?

blinky_twinkie August 5, 2010 at 2:03 pm

That picture of Jenna Jameson really *ain’t* work-safe. Which is a bummer, because naked skeletal bottle-blondes with facial plastic surgery so obvious that I can see it from all the way over *here* really ought to be de rigeur on everybody’s desktop in the morning. It’s unAmerican that it’s not. Just like Gay Marriage, which is also NSFW.

Neilist August 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm

That dog has sort of a mincing walk. Does it want to get married to guy from West Hollywood? I think that kind of thing is legal nowadays.

Or is that just with sheep?

California law can be so confusing sometimes.

freakishlystrong August 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm

[re=632859]ManchuCandidate[/re]: And referring to our little Bo as a “Halfridog”.

queeraselvis v 2.0 August 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm

[re=632863]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: No no. It’s was a dual gay marriage: one between Oprah and Gayle, the other between Barry and Steve King. Obvs.

Also, today in Obviousland, Prop 8 ruling appeal filed.

RoscoePColtraine August 5, 2010 at 2:10 pm

[re=632866]Neilist[/re]: Asshole. But you knew that, didn’t you?

Now for the comment I specifically logged in to this thread for. I heart knowing there’s a blog that puts words like masturbate in the headline. Oh, wait…..

masterofzen August 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Those Kennedy dogs always know how it’s done.

13ollocks To The Rules August 5, 2010 at 2:19 pm

“Does it chew?”

Sharkey August 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Dog is his co-pilot?

Texan Bulldoggette August 5, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Wait, are those Secret Service guys? Why are the black SS guys stuck with the dog? I sense a conspiracy here.

(I was impressed that Bo didn’t need to be on a leash amid the noise, cameras, etc.)

Suds McKenzie August 5, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Stedmen was seen emptying Hopeys ashtray and lying under the red carpet at the front door so the three could step on him on the way out.

SayItWithWookies August 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm

[re=632862]DemmeFatale[/re]: Sarah would’ve dashed up the stairs, fondled the door and been strapped into the pilot’s seat before John McCain even crossed the tarmac. Then she would’ve insisted that John McCain make the pilot let her fly the plane, since she believes that not knowing anything about something is a qualification for doing it. That’s all hypothetical of course, since she will never be anywhere close to this sort of situation.

Extemporanus August 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm

There’s a reason why Gayle King is teevee talk show lady Oprah Winfrey’s long-time companion friend — they both love nothing more than to hang out and chew the fat.

actor212 August 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm

“Obama spent more than three hours inside,”

I realize this is merely my sick twisted liberal pervert brain working overtime, but this made me throw up a little.

actor212 August 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm

[re=632890]Extemporanus[/re]: D’Oh!

actor212 August 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm

[re=632866]Neilist[/re]: You’ve just given Rick Santorum wood.

RoscoePColtraine August 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm

[re=632890]Extemporanus[/re]: WIN.

jus_wonderin August 5, 2010 at 2:49 pm

I am glad the Obamas decided not to dye Bo’s front feet.

weejee August 5, 2010 at 2:50 pm

[re=632890]Extemporanus[/re]: WIN²
[re=632866]Neilist[/re]: asshole² and back attcha on the previous postie toastie.

Baldar T Flagass August 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

[re=632859]ManchuCandidate[/re]: On the Wing Nut Blogs: “Video Proof that Bo is the REAL PReznit of the US America. Dog acts like master. Assumes that AF One is his.”

So, even the guy’s dog is uppity.

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 5, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Wow, it has been a long time since someone spent three hours inside Oprah.

Sharkey August 5, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Am I the only one thinking they enjoyed a “chocolate ice-cream sandwich”?

WalkinwiththeKing August 5, 2010 at 5:32 pm

Meanwhile, back in D.C., Robert Gibbs stared at the uneaten candlelight dinner he had prepared and at the empty chair across from him. Then he cried softly.

Read more at Wonkette: http://wonkette.com/417198/obama-masticates-with-oprah-oprahs-friend-gayle#more-417198#ixzz0vllOREMm

Nah, Gibbs would sob loudly while taking labored breaths.

mustardman August 5, 2010 at 7:16 pm

Wingtards creating some faux controversy out of this in 3..2..1.

Weeping Jesus August 5, 2010 at 7:51 pm

I would hump Oprah’s leg, but just so I could pick up all the Marlboros and loose hundred dollar bills that would fall out of her flannel shirt afterward.

Toomush Infermashun August 5, 2010 at 8:08 pm

[re=632893]actor212[/re]: mmmm, hambiscuits!

SocialistMuslin August 6, 2010 at 12:27 am

[re=632855]13ollocks To The Rules[/re]: That’s odd. I see that pic, and I think “That’s Sarah Palin!”

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