New York State Senator Gives Protesters the ‘Stripper Treatment’

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  • Did you hear about yesterday’s ruling in The Elite vs. The People? That is the actual name of the court case in which the America People lost to the Elite Gays of California. [RedState]
  • Jonah Goldberg is (once again) the NRO’s icanhascheezburger RSS feed. You are just one short click away from all the puppies and kittens. [The Corner]
  • New York state senator Pedro Espada pacified an angry mob by tossing crumpled up dollar bills at them. And that’s America, folks. [Daily Intel]
  • Woah, it was really Nixon who authorized unauthorized bombing missions in North Vietnam, and not General John D. Lavelle. (That is so out of character for Nixon.) [Weekly Standard]

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25 comments

  1. Ducksworthy

    The Weekly Standard has come around to hating Nixon because of the socialism. (wage & price controls, health care, etc.)

  2. AxmxZ

    Nice of the RedState crowd to acknowledge their abject inferiority to supporters of gay marriage without being prompted.

  3. Neilist

    Riley, You Charmingly Naive Young Boy, You:

    Allow me to explain sometime that a four-star general is, by definition, NOT an “innocent man.”

    He/she may not be guilty of some things. But “innocent”?

    On a related point: Contrary to the belief of many Americans: Hitler did NOT hijack Germany in 1933 by holding a 7.65 mm Luger to the head of an adorable dachshund puppy, yelling “Gas those Jew and invade Poland or the bitch GETS IT!”

    Neilist
    Department of Military History
    Wars ‘R Us, Inc.

  4. HedonismBot

    Yes, I am a liberal and a MexiCommieSocialist. But, I wish they’d stop calling me “elite.” How can I be elite when I’m living on cat food?

  5. PickneyPinchback

    Oh Erik son of Erickson, son of Eriksonson, you make me laugh. You quote Thomas Jefferson about binding people with the chains of the constitution in the very same post where you whine about the judiciary protecting the Constitution against popular whims. It’s like watching an argument between Gollum and Smeagol.

  6. Wonderman

    Ahem. It’s “icanhazcheesburger”. With a z. If you’re going to go lolcatspeak, do it right.

  7. DoktorZoom

    [re=633152]Wonderman[/re]: Ahem. It’s “icanhascheezburger”. Like Riley spelled it. If you’re going to nitpick, do it right.

  8. rmjag

    [re=633129]AxmxZ[/re]: and the best part is that they didn’t even know they were admitting it . i’m already fapping off to this one ……

  9. bfstevie

    [re=633185]bfstevie[/re]: How can some nitwit leave out the question mark after a question?

  10. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Riley, you are a genius. You have found the only post Johah Goldberg has ever made that isn’t totally demented.

    As for Erik, son of Erik, he does realize that the very Constitution he claims to love he is shitting on when he wants to prevent a church from being built for no other reason than he hates brown heathens.

    I suspect that next he will tell us that the only way to preserve the sanctity of the Constitution is by preventing all liberals from speaking.

  11. imissopus

    For a lawyer Ewick son of Ewick sure seems to have a hazy understanding of the judiciary’s place within our constitutional system. Perhaps he was sick that day in law school.

  12. Jukesgrrl

    [re=633169]DoktorZoom[/re]: [re=633152]Wonderman[/re]: You two are making me haz a sad. Feel free to argue about how I spelled it.

  13. SmutBoffin

    [re=633234]imissopus[/re]: You’d think that, as a lawyer, Erich von Erich would like to throw out some lawyer-talk to shore up his argument. Ya know, swing the big Baptist Mercer U. law school cock of his around for the RedStaters to gaze at in awe and (closeted) lust. BLOCKQUOTE THAT LEGAL SHIT YOU DISAGREE WITH AND REFUTE IT YOU PATHETIC IMPOTENT BLOG ANUS OF THE HIGH SEAS

  14. Funmonkey1

    As a daily reader of Redstate, I am constantly amazed that very few have cottoned on to the fact that they operate solely as right wing attack vehicle for the RNC and a gathering point for clueless masses.

    Most likely the same masses that love Hannity and co., but that’s a whole other enchilada.

    Restate in effect, is the bottom feeder for Fox news. But hey, at the Redstate gathering this year, they will hold activist training for true patriots. I am surprised they don’t ask for a government grant to get more of their supporters to the gathering itself…..

  15. Oblios Cap

    Waht the hell is up with Jonah? Why is he trying to cozy up to TBogg by posting a Bassett picture?

    Don’t fall for it TBogg!

  16. comicbookguy

    Redstate is right! Interracial marriage is against societal norms and should therefore not be– Oh wait what were we talking about?

  17. GOPCrusher

    Only The Elite ™ are for equal rights for all people? So why are the Tea Baggers screaming about the Founding Fathers all the time? Obviously, they were part of The Elite ™.

  18. bamaboy

    I hate it when you make me read Redstate, ruins the rest of my day.

    Redtube is different….

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