South Carolina gubernatorial nominee Nikki Haley is best known for being a Republican MINORITY and being accused of having sex with people. But also: “Haley, a fiscal conservative and tea party favorite, cites her experience as an accountant on the campaign trail.” So it is funny that she never does her taxes on time. She and her husband have been fined nearly $4,500 for this over the years, and somehow her 2005 and 2006 returns were filed over 14 months late. Of course, this will only boost her campaign, like those sexy allegations did, because conservative South Carolinians know the IRS is evil, which is as good a reason as any to secede again.
This admission came because Haley was challenged to release more tax records by her opponent, state Sen. Vincent Sheheen, who revealed 10 years of his returns. And next up:
Following allegations of an affair with a political blogger and a lobbyist that arose before the primary — which she quickly denied — Haley wouldn’t release her legislative e-mails, saying she refused to be distracted. She also cited an open records exemption for state legislators.
Sheheen released his legislative e-mails Wednesday and challenged Haley to do the same.
So maybe we will get to read some hott Nikki Haley e-mailz soon. Hott e-mailz that will only make her more popular with voters. [AP]
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“Refuse to be distracted” is the new “won’t dignify that with a response,” or “deny all wrong-doing.” Watch for it coming to a campaign near you!
Not filing your taxes is very fiscally conservative.
If she’d a fucked me once or twice, I would have done her taxes for her.
I know I need to make a snide remark here but, all I can think of to say is that I am disgusted iwth the holier than thou that then don’t do what they know they should and then, then, don’t own up to it and make it right.
Yes, I live in a fantasy world. But…..argh………..
Ham biscuits.
Tough call: Do I vote for the Forgetful Slut or the She-He?
Taxes are a violation of her 9th Commandment rights.
How long before Nikki Haley writes a rambling manifesto and crashes her vagina into an IRS employee’s crotch in protest?
[re=632286]V572625694[/re]: win
“Nikki Haley Can Never Get Around To Doing Her Taxes…”
..cause she’s too busy doing her bloggers.
Hahaha. I still haven’t filed my 2009 taxes yet.
Was it because I was too busy boning Nikki Haley?
[re=632340]schlock and flaws[/re]:
silly girl. She needs to learn the tricks of the trade. Lobbyists ALWAYS COME first.
“She also cited an open records exemption for state legislators.”
Legislators that put themselves above the law, isn’t that one of the teabaggers’ pet peeves? Or does it only peeve them when its a Democratic Congressman?
Makes the troops wait to get paid, doesn’t make the lobbyists wait to get laid. How can she lose?
No, South Carolina, you go right on ahead and vote for Nikki Haley.
Soon, she will lose citizenship, as she is clearly an anchor baby who was dropped by her mother as part of a Sikh plot. Wait for Lindsay to get the 14th amendment overturned, and then you can get Andre Bauer, like you know you want it.
If her tax papers were not in order, I think it’s time to take a look at her birth certificate.
[re=632386]just pixels[/re]: Some people just have their priorities in order. Unlike that Muslin in the White House who pays taxes even though he was born in Kenya. What an idiot.
I’m sure Sean Hannity will start referring to her as Tax Cheat Nikki Haley.
[re=632353]momus[/re]: Nick-ee you so trick-ee!!
You’re kidding right? In this state all this stuff is adding to her margin of victory.
Is she still popular with the teabaggers?
I likes her just fine.
[cue "My Sharona" beats]
IT’S TRICKY TO FILE ON TIME!
THEY’LL DROP A DIME ON YOUR BEHIND!
IT’S TRICKY!!
TRR-TRR-TRR-TRICKY!
NIKKI!!11!
Y’know, I’m a public servant, and I’ve always made sure my accountant did the conservative thing, in every case, so I don’t wind up doin’ a perp walk with my coat over my head or my hands (covering the handcuffs), but these people, these Republican cheaters! just make me want to…aarrgghh.
I haz an angry.
Give Nimrata a few weeks, her inner Sharon Angle will come out. An accountant that cant pay her taxes on time, sounds like a solid qualification any brain damaged voter would be looking for in a Governor.
[re=632347]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: I haven’t filed mine yet, either. I’ve been filing them late for years. Got better uses for the time and the money.
She’s a Seventeenther.
[re=632312]Extemporanus[/re]: Winnah.
There’s an old saw down this way that “mechanics drive junkers and carpenters live in shacks.” I guess accountants can’t pay their taxes on time.
This is obviously good news for Alvin Green. Also.
You know who else can’t pay his taxes on time?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_barry
[re=632518]McDuff[/re]: That shit just a setup…
Ms. Haley, when pressed, said that this election was about Federal “TAXES TAXES,” which rederanged is “TATA SEX SEX.”
And, for the record, I, Sarah Palin, have shakespeared a new rod, “rederanged,” which is to move words and things into a, you know, more accurate statement of what Librals do to MY rederanged words. There you go! Mattababy!
What, a new word there, too?
Nikki: “I just bought a new Mattababy from Walmart!”
Sarah: “What’s a Mattababy?”
Nikki: “Nothing. Whatsa matta wit’ chu’, sugarlabia?”
Sarah: “Ooooo, I’m all gushy inside. Lets go make pork barrel politics!”
New Republican Motto: “Putting Boobs in Office since 2008.”
I knew it. Nikki Haley is a plant, because everyone knows that only Democrats don’t pay their taxes.
A state treasurer who can’t be bothered with tax forms; that’s competence I can believe in.
To lose your year’s tax forms in some lobbyist dude’s sweaty Las Vegas hotel roommay be regarded as a misfortune. To do so two years in a row looks like carelessness.
Has she ever had sex with Al Greene?
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