SHITPAC  3:05 pm August 3, 2010

Bachmann Finally Starts Her Own Dumb PAC

by Jack Stuef

Why not? Well, she'll tell you why yes: socialism.The field for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination is getting very crowded with good candidates! The first step, of course, is to set up a Political Action Committee so that you can funnel money to your future campaign and to other politicians you want to buy, and now our pal Michele Bachmann has just done this very thing. It, of course, has a cute name: MICHELEPAC, which is apparently an acronym for “Many Individual Conservatives Helping Elect Leaders Everywhere PAC.” CREEPy!

A website for the PAC, listed on FEC forms, is not yet active.

Damn! We can hardly wait to see it.

But wait a second, is this really the best acronym they could come up with for “MICHELE”? We should all try to come up with some better acronyms to help her out.

Missing
In
Columbia
Hell
Emerges
Lezzing
Eternal

That one tells conservatives what will happen if none of them are in D.C. to stop librul depravity.

Mongrel
In
Chief
Heeds
Engel’s
Layout
Evilly

That one reminds conservatives to be afraid of half-black socialism.

This is easy! It’s as if you just want to have PAC money without putting in any effort, Michele. [CNN]

 
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{ 57 comments }

jus_wonderin August 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Some on needs to PAC Michele.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Should have went with the obvious, BatshytCrazyPAC.

Ducksworthy August 3, 2010 at 3:12 pm

I’m giving money to tarrylclark.com because Michele is like herpes and the Snow Grifter, we’ll always have her regardless of the outcome of any so called election.

Business Pyjamas August 3, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Minnesotan
Idiot
Can
Help
Elect
Literal
rEtards

eyegoneblack August 3, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Maybe
I
Can
Help
Elect
Lizards
Everywhere

Hey, this is fun!

jus_wonderin August 3, 2010 at 3:14 pm

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Mad Brahms August 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Many Ignominious Cunts Elude Landslide Election (or erection?)

SmutBoffin August 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Bimbos
Against
Communism
Heart <3
Many
Angry
North American
Nincompoops

-PAC?

Business Pyjamas August 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Mighty
Idiocracy
Crushing
Healthcare
Environment
Livelihoods and
Economy

JMP August 3, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Make
Insane
Congresswoman
Help
Everybody
Laugh in the
Election

Sharkey August 3, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Happy Birthday, Michele PACmann!

Sharkey August 3, 2010 at 3:23 pm

See you in Toledo, Punk Ass Conservatives.

queeraselvis v 2.0 August 3, 2010 at 3:25 pm

Mighty
Ignorant
Cunt
Helps
Electric
Lightbulb
Extinction

Nevar Forgit!

mookworthjwilson August 3, 2010 at 3:27 pm

My
Immense
Cock
Hitting
Every
Labia
Everywhere

Come here a minute August 3, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Moron
Is
Constructing
Huge
Electoral
Landslides for
Extremists

SayItWithWookies August 3, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Misbegotten Imbeciles Crazily Humping Every Leg Extant

Maliciously Infectious Crazy Hastening Erosion of Legality and Education

Oblios Cap August 3, 2010 at 3:30 pm

My
Itchy
Cunt
Held
Eleven
Little
Embryos

Accordion-o-rama August 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Minnesotan
Is
Causing
Hillbilly
Election
Losses
Everywhere

Chernobyl Soup August 3, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Missus
I
Can
Have
Extra
Lithium,
Eh?

PAC

iburl August 3, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Many
Ignorant
Choads
Help
Evil
Little
Excrements

Extemporanus August 3, 2010 at 3:44 pm

[re=631304]Oblios Cap[/re]: Along similar lines:

My
Internal
Clock’s
Hands
Eject
Liberal
Eggs

Aunt Fancy August 3, 2010 at 3:49 pm

My
Indigenous
C(K)lan
Hunts
Eastern
Liberal
Elites

ella August 3, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Madame
Is
Crazy,
Hear
Each
Lamebrained
Ejaculation

Pop Vulture August 3, 2010 at 3:52 pm

‘Murkins
In
Congress
Hunting
Every
Liberal
Extremist

-or-

Malicious
Internet
Commentators
Hurt
Everyone’s
Livelihood
Everywhere

Jumping Jim August 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Motley
Insaniacs
Curse
Humping
Elephants
Liquidity
Efforts

the problem child August 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Morons,
Idiots,
Cretins,
Helped
Elect
Lutefisk-for-brains.
Enough!

Sgt. Biyatch August 3, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Morans
Indiscriminately
Collecting
Handouts to
Elect
Lying
Excrement

Jumping Jim August 3, 2010 at 4:07 pm

[re=631341]the problem child[/re]: Best Minnesota related acronym!

Oblios Cap August 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Minnesota’s
Incompetent
Congresscritter
Hopelessly
Eliciting
Large
Envelopes of
‘Publican
Assholes’
Cash

Monsieur Grumpe August 3, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Is she out of the hospital? I figured she had nervous breakdown but that would be redundant.

sezme August 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm

MIlky-white
Inbreds
Corn
Holing
Every
Liberal
Elector

Hemp Dogbane August 3, 2010 at 4:17 pm

I’m too lazy to write one, so will Minnesota-fy Jack’s:

Missing
In
Columbia
Heights
Emerges
Lezzing
Eternal

Sgt. Biyatch August 3, 2010 at 4:18 pm

[re=631346]Oblios Cap[/re]: Ha. The best submission IMHO.

Blogette August 3, 2010 at 4:20 pm

Wonketters’ versions of the MICHELE acronym may have been an unintended consequence of this brilliant plan.

Now my turn…..erm….here goes:

Manic
Insane
Chronic
Hellcat
Everyone
Loves to
hatE

mumblyjoe August 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Megalomaniacs
Instigating
Conservative
Hatred to
Elicit and
Legitimize
Explosions

walstib August 3, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I am new to the english but I will try my best:

C
U
N
T

Did I do it right?

Ducksworthy August 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Malicious
Insane
Corruption
Has
Eviscerated
Legal
Elections
Pudendal
Anal
Crack

Extemporanus August 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm

I just had an idea: She should change its name to “MS. PACHMANN”.

“Insert a quarter in my slot…for America!”

You’re welcome, Michele.

Scarab August 3, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Best post thread ever!

WhatTheHeck August 3, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Mistreating
Illegals
Constantly
Helps
Elect
Loathsome
Eccentric

Dashboard_Buddha August 3, 2010 at 4:59 pm

LMAO…good lord, I was going to tee up with one or two of my own…but the brilliance, the savage brilliance. I can’t…no won’t compete. I’ll just sit here laughing and being grateful.

Big Liver August 3, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Mean
Inside;
Cunning,
Hateful-
Elect!,
Loathsome
Extremists!

Extemporanus August 3, 2010 at 5:30 pm

[re=631369]walstib[/re]: I just donated a 10″ stack of Ameros to CUNTPAC on your behalf.

ella August 3, 2010 at 5:45 pm

[re=631389]Extemporanus[/re]: “35 cents if you want to press the button.”

schlock and flaws August 3, 2010 at 5:50 pm

[re=631288]Business Pyjamas[/re]: Bravo, sir/dam, bra-fraking-vo!!

chascates August 3, 2010 at 5:54 pm

She doesn’t want anyone to give money to the feds. But you can give money to her.

Oblios Cap August 3, 2010 at 5:58 pm

[re=631369]walstib[/re]:

Perfect!

ennui go August 3, 2010 at 6:24 pm

Money
Invested in
Crazy
Hypocritical
Evil
Lying
Egomaniac

Sharkey August 3, 2010 at 6:35 pm

[re=631389]Extemporanus[/re]: Does [re=631290]this[/re] look familiar? (Not that I don’t love you.)

Extemporanus August 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm

[re=631488]Sharkey[/re]: Awww, dang it! I don’t know what to say!

(I love you too, man — I guess this really is your week.)

mustardman August 3, 2010 at 7:32 pm

That was obviously a typo. It’s many individual CORPORATIONS helping elect leaders everywhere.

BarackMyWorld August 3, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Minnesota’s
Insanest
Congresswoman
Has
Encouraged
Lunatics
Everywhere

bhosp August 3, 2010 at 8:32 pm

[re=631369]walstib[/re]: Needs more dancing penises with signs.

Toomush Infermashun August 3, 2010 at 8:54 pm

Mighty
Inflated
Cojones
Has
Everywoman
Looking at
‘Er….

cockfightbarmitzvah August 4, 2010 at 11:52 am

Move
It
Coconut
Hobo!
Everyone
Loves
Ecstasy

comicbookguy August 4, 2010 at 11:55 am

They’re helping elect leaders alright. Harry Reid, for example.

CommieSynthesizer August 26, 2010 at 1:02 am

Moronic
Ignorant
Conservitards
Haven’t
Electability
Lose
Elections

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