The field for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination is getting very crowded with good candidates! The first step, of course, is to set up a Political Action Committee so that you can funnel money to your future campaign and to other politicians you want to buy, and now our pal Michele Bachmann has just done this very thing. It, of course, has a cute name: MICHELEPAC, which is apparently an acronym for “Many Individual Conservatives Helping Elect Leaders Everywhere PAC.” CREEPy!
A website for the PAC, listed on FEC forms, is not yet active.
Damn! We can hardly wait to see it.
But wait a second, is this really the best acronym they could come up with for “MICHELE”? We should all try to come up with some better acronyms to help her out.
Missing
In
Columbia
Hell
Emerges
Lezzing
Eternal
That one tells conservatives what will happen if none of them are in D.C. to stop librul depravity.
Mongrel
In
Chief
Heeds
Engel’s
Layout
Evilly
That one reminds conservatives to be afraid of half-black socialism.
This is easy! It’s as if you just want to have PAC money without putting in any effort, Michele. [CNN]
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Some on needs to PAC Michele.
Should have went with the obvious, BatshytCrazyPAC.
I’m giving money to tarrylclark.com because Michele is like herpes and the Snow Grifter, we’ll always have her regardless of the outcome of any so called election.
Minnesotan
Idiot
Can
Help
Elect
Literal
rEtards
Maybe
I
Can
Help
Elect
Lizards
Everywhere
Hey, this is fun!
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Many Ignominious Cunts Elude Landslide Election (or erection?)
Bimbos
Against
Communism
Heart <3
Many
Angry
North American
Nincompoops
-PAC?
Mighty
Idiocracy
Crushing
Healthcare
Environment
Livelihoods and
Economy
Make
Insane
Congresswoman
Help
Everybody
Laugh in the
Election
Happy Birthday, Michele PACmann!
See you in Toledo, Punk Ass Conservatives.
Mighty
Ignorant
Cunt
Helps
Electric
Lightbulb
Extinction
Nevar Forgit!
My
Immense
Cock
Hitting
Every
Labia
Everywhere
Moron
Is
Constructing
Huge
Electoral
Landslides for
Extremists
Misbegotten Imbeciles Crazily Humping Every Leg Extant
Maliciously Infectious Crazy Hastening Erosion of Legality and Education
My
Itchy
Cunt
Held
Eleven
Little
Embryos
Minnesotan
Is
Causing
Hillbilly
Election
Losses
Everywhere
Missus
I
Can
Have
Extra
Lithium,
Eh?
PAC
Many
Ignorant
Choads
Help
Evil
Little
Excrements
[re=631304]Oblios Cap[/re]: Along similar lines:
My
Internal
Clock’s
Hands
Eject
Liberal
Eggs
My
Indigenous
C(K)lan
Hunts
Eastern
Liberal
Elites
Madame
Is
Crazy,
Hear
Each
Lamebrained
Ejaculation
‘Murkins
In
Congress
Hunting
Every
Liberal
Extremist
-or-
Malicious
Internet
Commentators
Hurt
Everyone’s
Livelihood
Everywhere
Motley
Insaniacs
Curse
Humping
Elephants
Liquidity
Efforts
Morons,
Idiots,
Cretins,
Helped
Elect
Lutefisk-for-brains.
Enough!
Morans
Indiscriminately
Collecting
Handouts to
Elect
Lying
Excrement
[re=631341]the problem child[/re]: Best Minnesota related acronym!
Minnesota’s
Incompetent
Congresscritter
Hopelessly
Eliciting
Large
Envelopes of
‘Publican
Assholes’
Cash
Is she out of the hospital? I figured she had nervous breakdown but that would be redundant.
MIlky-white
Inbreds
Corn
Holing
Every
Liberal
Elector
I’m too lazy to write one, so will Minnesota-fy Jack’s:
Missing
In
Columbia
Heights
Emerges
Lezzing
Eternal
[re=631346]Oblios Cap[/re]: Ha. The best submission IMHO.
Wonketters’ versions of the MICHELE acronym may have been an unintended consequence of this brilliant plan.
Now my turn…..erm….here goes:
Manic
Insane
Chronic
Hellcat
Everyone
Loves to
hatE
Megalomaniacs
Instigating
Conservative
Hatred to
Elicit and
Legitimize
Explosions
I am new to the english but I will try my best:
C
U
N
T
Did I do it right?
Malicious
Insane
Corruption
Has
Eviscerated
Legal
Elections
Pudendal
Anal
Crack
I just had an idea: She should change its name to “MS. PACHMANN”.
“Insert a quarter in my slot…for America!”
You’re welcome, Michele.
Best post thread ever!
Mistreating
Illegals
Constantly
Helps
Elect
Loathsome
Eccentric
LMAO…good lord, I was going to tee up with one or two of my own…but the brilliance, the savage brilliance. I can’t…no won’t compete. I’ll just sit here laughing and being grateful.
Mean
Inside;
Cunning,
Hateful-
Elect!,
Loathsome
Extremists!
[re=631369]walstib[/re]: I just donated a 10″ stack of Ameros to CUNTPAC on your behalf.
[re=631389]Extemporanus[/re]: “35 cents if you want to press the button.”
[re=631288]Business Pyjamas[/re]: Bravo, sir/dam, bra-fraking-vo!!
She doesn’t want anyone to give money to the feds. But you can give money to her.
[re=631369]walstib[/re]:
Perfect!
Money
Invested in
Crazy
Hypocritical
Evil
Lying
Egomaniac
[re=631389]Extemporanus[/re]: Does [re=631290]this[/re] look familiar? (Not that I don’t love you.)
[re=631488]Sharkey[/re]: Awww, dang it! I don’t know what to say!
(I love you too, man — I guess this really is your week.)
That was obviously a typo. It’s many individual CORPORATIONS helping elect leaders everywhere.
Minnesota’s
Insanest
Congresswoman
Has
Encouraged
Lunatics
Everywhere
[re=631369]walstib[/re]: Needs more dancing penises with signs.
Mighty
Inflated
Cojones
Has
Everywoman
Looking at
‘Er….
Move
It
Coconut
Hobo!
Everyone
Loves
Ecstasy
They’re helping elect leaders alright. Harry Reid, for example.
Moronic
Ignorant
Conservitards
Haven’t
Electability
Lose
Elections
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