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Why not? Well, she'll tell you why yes: socialism.The field for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination is getting very crowded with good candidates! The first step, of course, is to set up a Political Action Committee so that you can funnel money to your future campaign and to other politicians you want to buy, and now our pal Michele Bachmann has just done this very thing. It, of course, has a cute name: MICHELEPAC, which is apparently an acronym for “Many Individual Conservatives Helping Elect Leaders Everywhere PAC.” CREEPy!

A website for the PAC, listed on FEC forms, is not yet active.

Damn! We can hardly wait to see it.

But wait a second, is this really the best acronym they could come up with for “MICHELE”? We should all try to come up with some better acronyms to help her out.

Missing
In
Columbia
Hell
Emerges
Lezzing
Eternal

That one tells conservatives what will happen if none of them are in D.C. to stop librul depravity.

Mongrel
In
Chief
Heeds
Engel’s
Layout
Evilly

That one reminds conservatives to be afraid of half-black socialism.

This is easy! It’s as if you just want to have PAC money without putting in any effort, Michele. [CNN]

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  1. I’m giving money to tarrylclark.com because Michele is like herpes and the Snow Grifter, we’ll always have her regardless of the outcome of any so called election.

  2. Misbegotten Imbeciles Crazily Humping Every Leg Extant

    Maliciously Infectious Crazy Hastening Erosion of Legality and Education

  3. ‘Murkins
    In
    Congress
    Hunting
    Every
    Liberal
    Extremist

    -or-

    Malicious
    Internet
    Commentators
    Hurt
    Everyone’s
    Livelihood
    Everywhere

  4. Wonketters’ versions of the MICHELE acronym may have been an unintended consequence of this brilliant plan.

    Now my turn…..erm….here goes:

    Manic
    Insane
    Chronic
    Hellcat
    Everyone
    Loves to
    hatE

  5. I just had an idea: She should change its name to “MS. PACHMANN”.

    “Insert a quarter in my slot…for America!”

    You’re welcome, Michele.

  6. LMAO…good lord, I was going to tee up with one or two of my own…but the brilliance, the savage brilliance. I can’t…no won’t compete. I’ll just sit here laughing and being grateful.

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