Bachmann Finally Starts Her Own Dumb PAC

The field for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination is getting very crowded with good candidates! The first step, of course, is to set up a Political Action Committee so that you can funnel money to your future campaign and to other politicians you want to buy, and now our pal Michele Bachmann has just done this very thing . It, of course, has a cute name: MICHELEPAC, which is apparently an acronym for "Many Individual Conservatives Helping Elect Leaders Everywhere PAC." CREEPy!

A website for the PAC, listed on FEC forms, is not yet active.

Damn! We can hardly wait to see it.

But wait a second, is this really the best acronym they could come up with for "MICHELE"? We should all try to come up with some better acronyms to help her out.

Missing

In

Columbia

Hell

Emerges

Lezzing

Eternal

That one tells conservatives what will happen if none of them are in D.C. to stop librul depravity.

Mongrel

In

Chief

Heeds

Engel's

Layout

Evilly

That one reminds conservatives to be afraid of half-black socialism.

This is easy! It's as if you just want to have PAC money without putting in any effort, Michele. [ CNN ]