Best interview ever. [CNN]

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  1. Can’t even think about Candy Crowley without thinking about Matt Taibbi’s brutal takedown of her during the 2004 campaign. She likes cookies. Alot, apparently.

  2. When Snowbunny Grifter is elected and in office, at the helm, a statue will be erected on the National Mall of this beloved patriot, embracing his good buddy, Senator Joe Lieberman. How long before this glorious day comes into being?

  3. It’s so nice he’s had this second career thing since Will and Grace got canclled. He was a hoot as Karen’s height challenged frenemy.

  4. He’s even more Southern than Tennessee Williams. More Southern than Andy Griffith in Key West. More Southern than an Gulf drilling rig.

  5. Stupid interview, worthless answers. (What the fuck is this? A Miss America pageant?) This motherfucker is a hard-core political wheeler-dealer and this is what she came up with? I don’t know shit about Lindsey Graham after that little quiz.
    Also too: Drop the folksy shit, Lindsey. It didn’t work out for Kevin Spacey in that movie shot in Savannah,it ain’t working for you.
    And Candy, with the girlish laugh, oy.

  6. 10am-2pm with an hour for lunch.
    No, senators are not out of touch at all. Don’t forget every Friday off and an “August recess” that no one else in the whole country gets. Geh! Enjoy your golf at Senator.

  7. [re=630846]Brick Oven Bill[/re]: GAH!!!

    I sent your link to this Yank GI’s wedding album over to a Thai baby-dyke of my acquaintance, and this was her measured response…

  8. [re=630800]Brick Oven Bill[/re]: [re=630848]Neilist[/re]: [re=630910]Enslave the Whales[/re]: No no, Mate! “Sister Ham Biscuits” is the name Miss Lindsey plans to use when he finally butches-up and joins the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence… until then he’s just peeking out of the closet a bit…

  9. [re=630916]Bearbloke[/re]: Sister Ham Biscuits has a nice balance. You could probably dance to it. And I guess you could still say “That dickwad Sister Ham Biscuits”.

    Okay, I’m sold.

  10. Why is Candy Crowley talking to him as if she’s all happy? She sounds as if she’s addressing a 2nd grader at a class trip to a petting zoo. And really, gales of hysteria at the deathless phrase “a bunch of crap on the floor?” She really thinks she’s going to turn him around doesn’t she?

  11. [re=630846]Mmmmm, Pizza! Bill[/re]: I’ve been slayed by a commenter with an excessive love for extra-cheese deep dish pizza pie. Imagine, it’s been suggested that I’m friends with a couple of self-loathing queens. How will I bear this shame?

  12. i’m glad that Investigative Journalism has uncovered the real truth. lindsey graham is an effective human being for 4 hours each day, presumably 5 days a week, only when the senate is in session.

  13. Ha, ha, ha!!
    Reserve duty in Afghanistan!!!
    What a funny quip, what a knee-slapper!!!
    Oh, Lindsey!!!
    You’re SO funny!!!
    Ha, ha, ho, ho!!!

  14. Ham Biscuits played left field for the Durham Bulls in the late 70s and holds the minor league record for most laughs in a single at-bat from drunk rednecks.

  15. Oh for Chrissake. Lindsay drops his purse every time he does that thing with his eyelids–sort of lowers them gently like a Southern belle flirting with her favorite beau….

  16. “Ham Biscuits” is really a code for doing the Hokey Pokey with yer’, uh, “ham.”

    Like, Ham = meat, and biscuits = “whisker biscuits,” or, “hairy nether-regions.” Basically, putting your meat into a hairy nether region, that also has meat. I can’t make it any clearer.

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